Usual disclaimer: I don't own anything except myself. Vanessa owns herself, and everything else belongs to the WWE.

This story was inspired by a chat I was having with my friend Vanessa (aka LOVINGORANGEWALLS) If you liked this story, then I'm sure you'll like her stories. Go on and read some of them after this.

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"Chris, why did you eat the last pudding cup?" I shouted. Chris shrugged.

"I dunno. I was hungry."

"You're gonna spoil your dinner. Wait until V hears this."

"NO! If you tell Vanessa, I won't give you a cookie," Chris threatened.

"I learned from the first few times not to accept a cookie from you," I said. "You always steal it back."

"This time it'll be different. Just don't tell her about this." Vanessa walked into the living room.

"Tell me about what?" Vanessa asked.

"Chris cheated on his diet by eating the last pudding cup," I blurted out before Chris had any say in the matter. He was livid now.

"You irascible parasitic tattletale!" Chris shouted. "Now I'm gonna steal your Pepsi when you're not looking!"

"Who said Pepsi?" Punk said, bolting into the room at the very mention of 'the P word.'

I swatted him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper.

"Bad boy, no Pepsi for you!" I said in my best Soup Nazi voice. "Not until you get me a new Guitar Hero controller to replace the one you broke."

"But...WAAAAAAAHH!"

Punk ran into the corner of the room crying. Vanessa picked up a bright-red bouncy-ball and threw it at him.

"Shut up, baldie!" she shouted at him. "Now come on everyone, it's time for dinner. Erin, could you go and get Sheamus and Nexus?"

"Awww, do I have to?" I complained. "I hate the way Heath stares at me all the time."

"He stares at everyone. Anyways, if you go and get Nexus down here for dinner, you'll get to sit next to Wade," she implied.

At the mention of 'Wade,' I ran to the Nexus members' rooms.

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"So what's for dinner, V?" Sheamus asked, putting his comic book down.

"Vegetarian tonight. We got a nice assortment of veggies and fresh fruit for dessert," Vanessa said, placing the plates in front of everyone. Chris just stared at his plate in disgust.

"You'd better eat your dinner before it eats you," I said, taking a seat next to Wade.

"I'm not eating this crap," Chris said.

He took a handful of broccoli and threw it at Wade, who immediately started crying as soon as he got hit. Nexus stood up and tried to grab Chris and beat him up, but he started throwing corn and carrots at them and running around the house.

In the middle of the chaos I cleaned Wade up with my napkin and tried to calm him down, but Punk attempted (yet again) to steal my glass of Pepsi. I knocked him on the head with my spoon.

"Not this time, cueball! I'll kick your ass!" I jumped on him and started to beat him up. Vanessa looked around at the sight that was before her.

"That's the last time I serve Chris veggies when he's pissed..."

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