Me: *Staring out the window* ...
Timmy: SPERMCHICKEN!
Me: ....
Shadow: *Stabbing a bunny*
Me: ....
Tsuki: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBLE!
Me: ....
Shikamaru: Is she dead?
Me: SHIKA! *Glomps*
Shikamaru: What a drag...
Shadow: Damn, I thought she was dead.
Me: Nooooo, you oaf! I was reflecting on my life!
Shadow: That shoulda taken like 30seconds, you miserable excuse for a human.
Me: ....That's not nice. I'm not buying you your super murderous Katana for your birthday now.
Shadow: ....
Me: On to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: No. I dont own Naruto, Mr Lawyer. I was simply using one of its characters for my own and others' amusement.
Once upon a time in a far away land called England, Sakura was was doing housework for her boss, Pikachu, when the Crazy Frog ran in.
"Ring Ding Ding Ding Ding!" The crazy frog yelled, pulling Sakura's dress down.
"How dare you, Mr Frog!" She said, putting her dress back on. La-La from the Teletubbies walked into the room.
"Eh oh, Sakura. I saw a cloud outside that looks like a willy" The yellow teletubbie said.
"I don't even KNOW You!" She said, pointing at the crazy frog and La-la. Pikachu walked in."
Pika...CHUUUUUUUUUU!" Pikachu yelled, going mentle.
"Well, you guys are freaking me out..." Sakura said, trying to slip out the room. She was grabbed by some soft blue-purple arms.
"Eh oh, Sakura!" Tinky-winky said, nuzzling Sakura's neck.'Oh my god, i'm being perved by a teletubbie', Sakura thought, trying to get away. Suddenly, disco lights came on and 'SOS' By Jonas Brothers played. Dipsy, the green Teletubbie ran in and glomped Po and started giving her a hug.
"EH OH TINKY-WINKY!" La-La yelled."I love you, Sakura", Tinky-Winky said.
"Your a TELETUBBIE!" Sakura shouted.
"I have...a red handbag?" Tinky-winky said, showing her his red handbag.
"What are you, a transvestite?" Sakura scowled.
"No, i'ma teletubbie", He relied.
"Ding D-Ding D-Ding Ding, Baa Baa!" The Crazy frog said, jumping on Pikachu.
"Pika...CHUUUU" Pikachu yelled, and began to kiss Crazy mangaged to run up the stairs but tripped, twisted her ankle, fell down the stairs and died. The Teletubbies, Crazy Frog and Pikachu mourned her death by having a disco.
Me: *Is waving super katana infront of Shadow's face* That story didn't make any sense, by the way! Ja ne!