A/N: This is incredibly old, from my sophomore year I think. It was a reading project we had to do. I read The Lone Drow, and our assignment was to parody a song that summarized the story, like "Wheels on the Bus," "Row, Row, Row Your Boat," "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," and so on. I, however, wanted to do something a bit more Challenging. So, Youtubers that do not know the song "Only Want to be With You" by Hootie and the Blowfish, you might want to look that up. Try and sing along, lol.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hootie's music/melody, nor do I own forgotten realms and characters from that series.
I am Drizzt
and you are King Obould,
I am an angry drow
Cause you made Chaos unfold.
Sometimes I'm crazy,
And the elves wonder why,
I am the hunter
'Cause you orcs took my allies.
Well there's nothing else to do,
'cept kill all the orcs including you!
Elves watchin' me
With nothing good to say,
They say that my vengeance isn't the right way.
I don't care,
They don't see,
I just want all my friends so I can live care-free
Well there's nothing else to do,
'cept kill all the orcs including you.
Obould, call me a fool,
I only wanna murder you.
Get my fill on killin',
With my precious Guen.
I say my grief's great.
And by Mielikki that's no lie,
I killed poor Ellifain,
Met her friends in the valley,
we forged an alliance,
And when one died grief returned to me,
I can't help bein unlucky.
Obould I'm gonna kill you!
You are a fool.
So I am gonna kill you!
Yeah I'm hunting for you,
Obould I'm gonna kill you.
my pain is your fool,
Yes I'm gonna kill you.
Always I wonder,
If this'll ever end.
If my anger will get the best of me,
And ruin the memory of my friends.
What I don't know,
Is my all friends are alive.
Bruenor is barely hanging on,
They all think he's gonna die.
Well there's not much left to do,
cept Simply to kill you...
Obould I'm coming for you,
So that I can kill you...
Watch out you fool
Drizzt is coming for you...
A/N: I will say this, I actually had to SING (My singing is awwwwful by the way) this in class and I kept laughing, and so did the class every time I had to sing "Kill you" so I sounded like: "Kiiiill youuu-uahahahahahahaaa" Also, hypocritically I am using Drizzt, ( D: ) but I have been plotting a Arilyn Moonblade Fic, so Nyeh! In Yo' Face. XD