Okay, another fic. I really suck at updating, Its been almost a week since I've update my two stories, and well...here's another one. This follows the game though its slightly AU, I'm asking you now to forgive me for spellings and wrong grammar. Thanks for taking the time to read and please tell me what you think!

Disclaimer: I do not own it!

Summary: Rikku has fallen head over heels for the legendary guardian. But puberty and hormonal imbalances tends to play with her emotions, then again, it might be something more.

Hormonal Imbalance

by

wishHeart

He was just soooooooooooo hot today. It made me feel like some lecherous old woman staring at him like that, but it was really hard not too. Even the back of his head is hot. I mean, if something as small as that makes my heart flip-flop, that's a big enough reason as to why I've been crushing on him for the last four weeks.

Of course, that's all I've done. I've talked to him occasionally, though attempts at a normal conversation isn't really my forte and I don't think I've ever had a norm conversation with someone. I'm sure if I came up to him and proclaimed my undying love, he'd freak out and put a restraining order on me. This is one of the reasons why the only way he'd ask me out is in my dreams, in which he is a daily visitor (I know, I'm such a dork).

In my free time, of which I have a lot of, I have made a list of why The Great Sir Auron would NEVER in a million years ask me out. Of course, I usually display much more optimism than what is shown in the list below, but my hormones were imbalanced and well, puberty tends to play with your emotions…

Anyways, the list:

10 Reasons Why Auron Will NEVER EVER Ask Me Out

10. He's thirty-five years old for God's sake! I'm a lowly teenager. He has these huge muscles, his kick-ass sword and that firm butt (I haven't touched it, but you know its firm just by looking at it). And I all I have is…wait…scratch that…I don't have boobs, my arms are to skinny, and I'm a freakin midget! Everyone knows I can't make all these three things I lack grow. It's a known fact.

9. He's one of the hottest guys in SPIRA!. TONS of girls are after him. Though I want to think that I am his only secret admirer, my competition ranges from summoners, acolytes, Al Bheds, and hell, even unsents! I think I've even seen a 40 year old woman flirt with him…

8. He's hot. I'm not. I'm considered a dork. Sure, I'm good at customizing, thievery and alchemy, the other guardians like me, but my people skills are limited and so are my looks.

7. He's popular, I'm not. He doesn't try to be popular, which is one of the reasons why I like him so much, but he still is. He's constantly surrounded by hypocritical and superficial people , and even though he never really seems to smile (or show any sign of facial expression), he doesn't really push them away either. Like I said in the above reason, I'm a dork, period. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out…

6. When we camp during our travels, we usually camp twice before reaching our destination which limits the amount of interaction between us. Also, Lulu (may she burn in hell, along with her damned dolls), the black mage of our group, casts sleep spells on all of us (she says 'Its to keep the nightmares at bay and help you sleep better'. Sleep better the shoopuf's ass), and since Auron always volunteers to stay guard, I can't even stay up late and accompany him or even have the pleasure of staring at him…

5. He displays almost NO emotion!!!!! I swear, would it kill the guy to crack a smile every now and then. I don't mind most of the time, I mean, the guy would be hot even wearing a tutu and stilettos. Once, I heard Yuna and Tidus talking about Auron, and Tidus was all 'Auron never asked someone out in Zanarkand, its them who always asks him out'. He's never asked a girl out! That only complicates my already complex situation. They always ask HIM out. And God knows, I CANNOT do that.

4. He's always beside Yuna. I don't think Auron really needs to be around her all the time, its not that he's displaying any kind of interest in her (eww. That's gross) but Yuna already has Kimahri and Tidus by her side. If only Auron could move a little away from Yuna and move closer to me. He being with Yuna always makes it so much harder to stalk him…

3. He's got his own fan club made up of acolytes, summoners, guardians, and your-everyday Spirans. One major rule, NO AL BHEDS ALLOWED! That means another millennia of waiting and wishing for our race to create a machine to change our pupils. If I even flirted casually with him, they'd jump me and beat the shit out of me.

2. HE DOESN'T KNOW MY FRICKN' NAME!!!!! Its not that he doesn't know it but he never called me by name, it was either 'You' or 'Come here' or the combination of both. It gives me this creepy feeling that he doesn't know how to pronounce it!!!!

And the number one reason why Auron will NEVER EVER ask me out is…

1. He already has a lover.

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