Originally written for Diane the friend and muse extraordinaire!
Disclaimer: Its not mine, but the mind plays tricks that it could be!
She rolled her eyes,
As he turned to wink
"Its not funny Castle
We're cuffed to the sink!
Kidnapped and drugged
And trapped in this sty,
And if you wink again
I'll poke out your eye.
My cuffs used against me!
I cant bear the shame,
This is serious Rick
Not some kinky game!"
She watched him with anger
With lust and with awe,
As he just shrugged and smiled
Whilst sat on the floor.
He wanted her laughing,
To make her grin.
And he had an idea,
Of where to begin.
"Chill out Detective
What's the worst we could do?
You could kiss me,
I could kiss you.
The kidnappers return
And see us making out,
Will be so impressed
They'll let out a shout.
They will free us and say
Wow! you two burn bright!
Get outta here folks
And have a good night."
She growled low and deep
Pointed, and said
"Say that again
And I swear you're dead,
I'll shoot you myself
And I'll do it with joy,
Keep your thoughts to yourself
Ok writer boy?
Don't mess with a woman
Who's armed with a gun.
Just sit there and hush,
I've had enough of your fun!"
But being him
It wasn't to be
"I thought you liked
Having fun with me!"
But her eyes were clouded,
Something not right,
Her face was pensive
Eyes narrowed and tight.
He reached out his hand
The one that was free,
And placed it atop
Of her nearest knee.
"Kate, its ok
Its not your fault."
"But its like you being
Trapped in that vault!"
Her eyes glazed over
As the memory burned,
She wanted to watch him
So her head turned.
"I thought you were dead,
Exploded or shot,
It made me see
All the things that I've got!
All the things that I want
The things that I need,
You know what I'm saying
Don't make me plead!"
So he smiled in glee
And leaning to kiss her,
Was pulled back by the cuffs
So his lips just missed her.
She laughed, so did he
Cuffed to the sink
"I guess you'll just have to
Make do with a wink,
We can sit here and wait
And talk all about,
The things that we'll do
When I take you out."
"Ok Castle,"
She said, leaning near
"But I'm telling you now
The handcuffs stay here.