Pure Awesomeness!

I do not own anybody but myself (duh) i use CM Punk as my dad so...yeah this is kind of based off of the period before the Royal Rumble. I wrote this some time around that period.

Me; Hi everybody welcome to my talk show Pure Awesomeness *dirty little secret plays*

Crowd; *cheers*

Me; Ok so I just wanna say my feud with Jericho is over! We're friends!

Crowd: *cheers*

Me; But unfortunately I have a new feud with that stupid Interim Raw GM John Whats-His-Face

Crowd; *Boos*

Me; I know, he's been a jerk and lately he's been a huge jerk to my Dad, CM Punk. Johnny boy has been screwing him out of his matches.

Crowd; *Boos*

Me; Yeah and he admitted that he was gonna screw him at the Royal Rumble.

Crowd; *BOOS*

Me; Yeah, I think we should bring out the person that's being screwed my dad Phil Brooks, better known as the WWE Champion CM Punk!

*Cult of personality plays*

Crowd; *cheers*

*Punk walks out and music stops*

Me; So dad, how are ya?

Punk; not good, I've been screwed by that pathetic excuse of an Interim GM long enough. I've had it up to here *puts arm above head* and at the Rumble if he screws me he's gonna get the beating of a life time!

Me; I see, I'm getting hungry can we go eat?

Punk; and why oh why would he pick on little ol' me? I wouldn't harm a fly!

Me; Dad…

Punk; I'M BEST IN THE WORLD! I shouldn't be screwed like this!

Me; DAD!

Punk...what?

Me; You talk to much

Punk; Yeah right!

Me; Pipe bomb!

Punk; damn straight, you're one too! Ah I made an awesome off spring! *Looks into the camera* THIS IS MY BEST OFF SPRING IN THE WORLD! *points at me*

Me; Ok, sure anyway can we eat?...and I gotta pee…that's a bad situation

Punk; no it's not what im going through is a bad situation

Me; what ever that's all the time we have I'm awesome

Punk: *Jumps out of chair and smiles* IM BEST IN THE WORLD!

Me; *rolls eyes* in this world there are champions*Points at self* and there are the less fortunate*points at Punk*

Punk; Heeeey!

ME; I'm gonna go get something and have my dad pay for it stay awesome and be jealous!