The names and their owners are fairly obvious, but I'll put them down anyway:

Phoenix_Gal: Bella

Bella_lvr: Edward

I_See_You: Alice

Love_Ya_Rose: Emmett

Blonde_Chick: Rosalie

Yummy_Humans: Jasper

The Cullens IM! Part I.

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Phoenix_Gal: Edward! Hi!

Bella_lvr: Hi!

I_See_You: Nice name, Bella/Edward. Just so original! *sarcastic*

Phoenix_Gal: Thx!

Bella_lvr: Don't try to out-sarcastic me! I'm the king of sarcastic!

Bella_lvr: MUST HAVE 2% MILK!

Phoenix_Gal: *confused*

I_See_You: *stage whisper* I think he's lost it, Bella.

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Love_Ya_Rose: hmm……I'm assuming Bella_lvr is Edward? And that's not disgustingly gooey at all.

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Blonde_Chick: Let me tell you a little story about the pot calling the kettle black, Emmett

I_See_You: again, just so original, Rose. You're blonde? Never would have guessed.

Bella_lvr: Rosalie! You stole that quote! From me!

Blonde_Chick: so what?

Bella_lvr: so that's rude! 'What he actually thought was, 'That's really stupid. What is there to be worried about?' I edited, because I thought it was rude.'

Phoenix_Gal: ha!

Love_Ya_Rose: don't you like my name, Rose?

Blonde_Chick: *blushes* that's beside the point.

I_See_You: you can't blush, Rose

Blonde_Chick: oh yeah. Well, it is. Beside the point, I mean.

Phoenix_Gal: 'Perfect by nature/Icons of self-indulgence'

I_See_You: ah. Glad to know what you think of us Cullens, Bella

Blonde_Chick: yes, thanks a lot, Bella

Love_Ya_Rose: yay! Bella hates us! *sarcastic*

Bella_lvr: chill, guys. Bella's just listening to Evanescence. Right, love?

Phoenix_Gal: *gaping at Edward* How did you know?

Bella_lvr: 'But the truth is, I've just had a lot of free time.'

Phoenix_Gal: ah.

Love_Ya_Rose: Hey Bella, you don't live in Phoenix anymore

Phoenix_Gal: Yes, I do *sarcastic*

Bella_lvr: yes, because that's not obvious at all, Emmett.

Love_Ya_Rose: *defensively* then why is your name Phoenix_Gal?????

Phoenix_Gal: Because I haven't gotten around to changing it.

I_See_You: but you've been here for two years!

Phoenix_Gal: I've had better things to do e.g. kissing Edward (and doing a bit more than kissing) J

Love_Ya_Rose; oh, yuck. None of that.

Blonde_Chick: yes, that gave me a mental picture I did not need to see. Thanks a lot, Bella.

Bella_lvr: coughHypocritecough

I_See_You: no kidding, Emmett. 'Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?' Because that's not hinting at anything at all.

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Yummy_Humans: FFFFOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I_See_You: um, jasper? Are you okay? And by the way, nice name.

Phoenix_Gal: is that the only thing you can think of to do, Alice? Criticize people's names? So far that's all you've done. That and be sarcastic. Sorry, Edward, but I think Alice has been more sarcastic than you.

Bella_lvr: hey!

Phoenix_Gal: well, in this conversation, at least.

I_See_You: *shakes head at how infatuated Bella is*

Phoenix_Gal: hey!

I_See_You: don't try to deny it. Tell me with a straight face you're not infatuated.

Phoenix_Gal: *with a straight face* I'm not infatuated *laughs at how easy it is to lie on IM*

I_See_You: told you so

Yummy_Humans: KOI?????? KOI KOI KOI KOI KOI KOI KOI KOI KOI KOI!!!!!!!!!!! TUNA????????? TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA TUNA!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix_Gal: talk about losing it, Alice.

Yummy_Humans: seriously, guys. Have you ever had tuna/koi?

Blonde_Chick: um….no…..have you?

Yummy_Humans: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU! IT'S SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella_lvr: um….okay.

Phoenix_Gal: *stares blankly*

Yummy_Humans: better than humans!

I_See_You: *stares at her husband like he's lost it, which he has. Also, is confused*

Bella_lvr: 'If Carlisle and Esme looked stunned before, they now looked aghast.'

Blonde_Chick: huh?

Phoenix_Gal: how do you know that quote, Edward?

Bella_lvr: what do you mean?

Phoenix_Gal: I thought it, not said it.

Bella_lvr: ah. Well, that one night when I read your mind….. *remembers blissfully*

Blonde_Chick: WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!

Love_Ya_Rose: WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yummy_Humans: *momentarily forgets yummy koi/tuna* WHAT?????!!!!!!!

I_See_You: guys, not such a big deal. I already knew about it.

Bella_lvr: of course you did.

Love_Ya_Rose: also, Edward, what's with all the quotes? ' 'If Carlisle and Esme looked stunned before, they now looked aghast.', 'What he actually thought was, 'That's really stupid. What is there to be worried about?' I edited, because I thought it was rude.', 'but the truth is, I've just had a lot of free time,', etc.

Bella_lvr: *cackles evilly* that's for me and Bella to know and you not to find out. Right, Bella?

Phoenix_Gal: right

Bella_lvr: Bella, I have a fun idea! Let's recreate that scene! Especially what happened after……

I_See_You: guys, that is just disgusting *wishes she didn't see that vision she just saw*

Phoenix_Gal: yay! That sounds like fun!

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Love_Ya_Rose: *looking after them* they are insane, I think

I_See_You: you've only just now figured that out?

I_See_You: well, if they're going to do it in broad daylight….Jazz?

Love_Ya_Rose: *has figured out what Bella and Edward left to do* you are all disgusting. Rose?

Yummy_Humans: *has forgotten koi/tuna all together in the face of alone time w/ Alice* let's go!

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