A/N: …I love Scrubs and the somehow perfect moment for this in Breaking Dawn.
"Hey Jasper!" Emmett called out, waving his brother over to the backyard. Jasper sighed "What do you want?" he trotted over to the large man.
Emmett pouted "What? Can't I have a conversation with the walking chill-pill?" The blond vampire chuckled.
"So seriously…what's up?"
"Well, I just…Edward's gone right?" He looked around trying to locate his younger sibling.
"Yes, he and Bella left for a vacation with Renesmee."
"Thank god."
Jasper started to get a bit irritated.
"Just tell me what you want…if it has to do something about getting Rosalie in 'the mood' you're out of luck, last time we did that you had sex on our Xbox while I was playing!"
"I know, I know! That's not it." Emmett leaned on a tree, rubbing his large hands together.
"Then what?" Jasper sent a wave of gooey feelings so he would spill.
"Well, you know how you left with Alice to find that Nahuel kid?" He nodded.
Emmett sigh "I just wanted to you to know….imissedyou!" Jasper smirked.
"What was that? You wanna kiss me?" He asked playing dumb.
"C'mon Jazz, I really missed the hell outta you." the blonde boy gave a sentimental smile.
"Thanks Emmett, yeah I missed you too."
Golden brown eyes dazed into each other. Emmett leaned forward slightly as Jasper followed. Eye's slowly closing, noses almost touching……
"FUCK!" Emmett pulled away with booming laughter.
Jasper shot his arms in the air with happiness "OH YES! I am the king of Gay Chicken!" Emmett wrapped an arm around his brother, Jasper patted his back still laughing.
"Whoo! Lets go makes some waffles…" They walked toward the house in joy.
"What'er we gonna do with them?" Jasper laughed.
"I don't know! But its gonna be cool!"
A/N: I bet I wont get any reviews for this. But oh whatever god it so friggen hilarious to me. [If you're bored and can draw, please, please I beg for a random doodle for this. I will love you forever XD]