Me: Hellooo! I am Strawberryfunsized, but you are free to call me Strawberry or just funsized...me is small.
Prussia: You're not small...unique. Unique equals awesome. Embrace It!
Me: Thank you for your inciteful words Prussia. Anyway, this is my first Fanfiction and I'm excited!
America:Am I the Hero?
Me: America! You can't always be the hero!
America: Well you don't need to be so mean about it...(crosses arms and walks away)
Me: Anyway. If you haven't figured it out this is a Hetalia Fanfic. In my opinion hetalia is awesome! Almost as awesome as Prussia!
Prussia: Thank you! I am quite Awesome!
Me:*grins* Your welcome! Now here are some mistakes that I don't want to be yelled at for:
1. Characters personalities might change. Well the ones that I don't know all that well anyway.
2. I watch Hetalia in english so the characters won't have the traits of Japanese. Aru will get annoying to write...so I might not put it all the time. Same with ve~ for Italy.
China: Hey! Aru isn't annoying! Aru!
Me: China Shhhh...please. I am in the middle of an introduction here.
China: Oh okay aru...
3. My many spelling mistakes. The biggest one will probably be 'and', I usually type 'adn' when I'm typing really fast, and i really don't want to go back and fix it.
Me: Thats pretty much it...aru. o.0 China! Look what you did! Now I'm doing it too! Aru! Gah...
China: Oh no I'm contagious...
Italy: Ve~ Italians are too!
Germany: Italy! Be quiet! Strawberry is speaking!
Me: Ve~ Thank you Doitsu! (I'm Italy in my group of friends so yeah...) Anyway, lets begin shall we?
Me and all the countries mentioned above: Strawberry does not own Hetalia otherwise she would have a house full of countries!
Me: Some unwanted(looks at France, Sweden, and Belarus)
"Aaahhh! Germany! Germany save me!" Italy screamed into the phone. Germany sat there with the phone a foot away from his ear, frowning. He hung up the phone and ignored Italy for once. He walked into his room and layed in bed.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Germany groaned and then picked up his ringing phone, waiting for Italy's voice to automatically scream 'Help Germany!' But it wasn't Italy...
"Hey West! Would you like to go out for a dr-"
"No"
"Awwww...but why not?" Prussia complained on the other side of the call. Germany sighed and then hung up. He layed back down.
"Germany! Help!" This time Germany, sighed,frustrated, irritated, and completely and utterly furious. All he wanted was to relax without his annoying brother or italy bothering him. But no, Prussia wants to drink and rub it in germany's face that he can drink more and has slept with a girl before. The only person that has ever slept in germany's bed besides himself was Italy and Italy's cat.
Germany stomped into the Allies's headquarters, grabbed Italy and pulled him back to his house.
(back at the headquarters)
"Finally! That annoying little pasta lover is gone! I couldn't take it anymore!" America screamed. Everyone there was rubbing there heads trying to get italy's high-pitched voice out of their head. It wouldn't go away.
"How can Germany stand Italy, aru?" China asked, dumbfounded by how the german can do it. Even Japan can.
"I know how we can get rid of the bloody fool!" Britain exclaimed. Everyone turned to Britain who sat there in the corner drinking tea and eating one of his horrid scones.
"Of course you do! Your going to suggest the hero goes in right?" America made his hero pose and stood there proudly. Everyone stared at him and then looked back at britain.
"So how are we going to do it, Britain?" France asked. America slouched over, and let Britain continue.
"Black Magic...it is very affective." They all looked at him. His magic in the past hasn't worked very well. Usually Russia pops up or America ruins it. America almost always ruins it.
"Dude! Britain! That never works. We need the hero!" America screamed.
Me: *rolls eyes*"America! I told you, you aren't the hero in this!"
America:"Why not! America is always the hero! And why did you break the fourth wall in the first chapter?"
Me:*facepalm*"For one, you never know what you're doing, and two I broke the fourth wall because you were annoying me with the hero crap and wanted to end it."
America: Oh...okay.
Me: Anyway! Lets continue!
"We should talk to Germany..." A creepy voice from the back said. Everyone searched for the source of the voice."I'm over here..." The voice continued. Everyone looked at a country that looked very much like america except for the white bear and the curl on the right side of his face.
"Who are you?" Britain asked. The blonde country stared back.
"I'm Canada..." The blonde, apparently Canada answered. America's face lit up.
"Canada! I didn't see you there. How long have you been there?" America exclaimed. Canada sighed in exasperation.
"I've been here the whole time America!" America's mouth shaped an O.
(Back at Germany's house)
"Italy! How did you get captured! Have you listened to anything I've taught you!" Germany yelled at Italy. Italy cowered, he was getting ready to pull out his White Flag.
"Ve~ I do listen to you. I tried to fight, Germany. I stood my ground, it was Hard~!" Italy complained. Germany frowned and thought for a moment.'He listened to me? Italy actually...listened.' Germany pat Italy's head.
"At least you tried..." Italy looked up at germany, surprised. That was the first time germany has ever praised Italy.
"Germany! I knew you were nice!" Italy gave germany a hug. Germany shoved him away.
"Aww...ve~ I spoke too soon didn't I?" Germany nodded.
(Back with the Allies)
Britain was doing a chant from his black magic book. It was supposed to get rid of Italy, or at least man him up. They all decided to ignore Canada, they actually forgot all about him anyway, so therefore they forgot his suggestion. They were all in the room with britain, it was very dark, and a bit scary. Then all of a sudden the room exploded into a bright purple light. When they could see again they looked around.
"Dudes...do you think it worked."
"I don't know, but I hope it did"
"Poor Italy, aru"
"What do you bloody mean 'Poor Italy'? The whole goal of me doing that spell was to get rid of, or man up Italy. Nothing to be sad about..." All the countries stared at China. Then they all listened for Germany's scream. Hoping he would be devastated or at least shocked or angry.
(At germany's)
"Germany! Germany!" Italy screamed. He stared down at his new body, he was a...girl. His hair was longer, but his curl was still there.
"GEEEERRRMAAANYYYY!" He...she...screamed again. Germany walked in irritated. He had his face in his hand when he walked in.
"What is it Italy?" He looked up and his eyes widened. That wasn't Italy sitting in his bed. It was a girl, an actual girl.
"Who are you?" Germany asked, pointing at the girl. He noticed the horrified expression, on the most irrisistably cute, sweet face.
"Ve~ Germany...its me...Italy." Italy pointed to his...her...curl, and germany was now disappointed. He finally had a girl in his bed, and it was just Italy, who always ended up sleeping in his bed.
"Do you know how this happened?" Germany asked. Italy shook(I'm just going to say her) her head. Then realization hit him and he grabbed Italy's shirt collar.
"Ve~ Where are we going Germany?" Italy asked, trying to get footing on the ground he was being dragged on.
"We are paying a visit with Britain..." Germany answered.
"What! NO! Not britain! Germany no!" Italy complained.
"I have a feeling it was him Italy...we must." and they headed back to the Alies.
Yay! My first Chapter! I'm so happy!
Prussia: Why aren't I in it?
Me: You aren't at the moment, yes. But you will be, it'll just take some time
Prussia: How long?
Me: Ummm...I don't know yet.
Italy: Ve~ I'm a Girl!
Me: No...you just are in the story
Italy: I know...But its fun to think I am
Me:Okay then, just keep thinking then. Will you do the honors?
Italy: PAASSSTAAAAA!...Reveiw!