So let me warn you that this will mostly have the most out-of-character...characters. Mmhmm. This is basically a test to see if a harem can even be written and not potrayed with attractive pictures/drawings and such. What age are they? Doesn't matter really. Just whatever comes out in the writing.
Also, remember this IS a HAREM. A lot of scenes will be jumbled and they WILL jump around.
First person writing - Ben
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"You know, dweeb, maybe this school won't be so bad." Gwen looked around hopefully.
Really. Was she serious? "Gwen, any school is so bad."
She nudged my arm. "Come on, Ben cheer up. I hear this school's got a high population of girls. And you know..." she raised her eyes at me, "you're not so bad looking."
I drew a blank. "Where are you going with this?"
"Oh nowhere," and she trotted towards the entrance of the school building - leaving me a bit confused. And I could almost swear she was swaying her hips a bit farther in my direction...
Rubbing my head, I did notice that there was a very small amount of guys around. "It's like I accidentally joined a girls school or something." Of course, I did spy a few male sexes, but nothing that screamed normal school.
Though the scenery was nice. I started spinning very slowly around as if I were admiring the Eiffel Tower. White school building with lots of windows.
Windows are nice...
Trees had been planted in perfect lines around the school perimeter. There were plants evenly spaced and a very nice set of breasts staring right at me...
Wait...
Before I could finish my turn, I slammed right into someone.
She seemed unaffected, but I fell to the ground - more so out of embarassment than pain.
"Hi!" she looked down at me, her short skirt sliding a bit too high on one side. Her hair was low, and dark, and her hands were neatly placed at her front.
"Yeah...umm...hi?"
She giggled - sending shivers around my spine. I had to get out of here...
"You're new here right?" she asked, seeming all too innocent. Innocent girls were just trouble. Especially this one...
"I am. My name's Ben. I should really get going..."
She took a step closer, hovering over me uncomfortably. "But the bell doesn't ring for another few minutes..." She seemed legitly confused, as if she didn't understand why I was a bit uncomfortable.
I skidded backwards - still on the ground. Now I could feel the sweat coming from the top of my head. Just great.
The first day of school and I'm going to get all sweaty.
I got to my feet, brushing my uniform off. "Oh umm...I know it doesn't, but, you know, since I'm new I should probably learn my way ar-"
"Great!" she squeled, startling me. "I can show you all around!"
I didn't even know this girl's name...and now she was clinging to my left arm and dragging me towards the building.
"I'll teach you everything about this school! Where the cafeteria is, where the locker rooms are, and even where we can take showers together!" Her face was bright and shameless.
Again, my face shrunk. "Yeah. What was that last one..."
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Lucy. That was her name. I didn't ask, but someone called out to her in the halls during our tour. Apparently, she's quite popular. I don't wonder why...
Wasn't much of a tour really, we had only three minutes until we had to be in class.
At first, I was really afraid that she might be in my first period class. Then I thought it would be better to have a friend on my first day.
Friend...
I don't have friends at this school. I guess Gwen would count...
Finally, sitting down at my desk - the first class started, and my first day of school officialy began.
How long would this year be?
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Lunch time eventually came around. Usually I would look forward to it, but I didn't have anyone to sit with.
As I got my tray of school-slop, I spied Gwen sitting alone by a large window on the far side of the cafeteria. I don't know why, but my heart seemed to jump.
Quickly, I made my way over and sat down. She was eating a sandwhich.
With a fork...
"So how's your day been?" she eyed me suspiciously.
"Good. I think I made a friend."
"You think?"
I scratched my head. "Yeah, I'm not really sure. She was-"
"She!?"
I slammed my hands on the table. "Can you let me finish?"
"Fine. It's just, why do you have to be running around with some girl? Why can't your first friend be a guy?"
"Look around," I spread my arms. "Does it look like there are that many guys here?"
Her argument sank. "Well...no..."
"That's why."
Gwen was reluctant. "Don't worry, I'll find you a nice guy friend." A smirk came to her face, and I didn't like it.
"Hi!" yelled a girl's voice from, literally, across the cafeteria. Every body stopped talking to stare.
I sighed.
It was Lucy. She was jumping around and waving at me. Why did this seem like it was going to happen a lot...?
"Hi Ben!" she yelled again.
Gwen snickered from the other side of the table. "So that's the girl? I guess I don't need to be worried anymore."
"Why were you worried in the first place..."
That seemed to catch her off guard as her cheeks went rosey. Too bad I wasn't able to press forward, as Lucy's tray slammed on the table spot next to me.
It didn't take long for her to notice Gwen.
"Oh hey!" she smiled. "Are you Ben's girlfriend too? He seems to get a lot of those."
Gwen and I looked at each other. She seemed to be staring at me hatefully, but I was a bit confused.
"What do you mean?"
Lucy scooted next to me, and whispered. "Look around."
And so I did. I noticed a lot of the girls glancing my way or talking quietly with their friends. When I met eye-contact with one, she blushed and spun back around.
What was up with this freaky school?
"So, Ben..." continued Lucy, "what's this one's name? Or should we start numbering them? You know, it would really help keep track."
She's talking as if I've been seducing the whole school in one day...
"I'm not his girlfriend!" Gwen shouted.
I sighed. For about the tenth time today. "That's Gwen. My cousin."
Lucy gasped excitedly. "I've always wanted to witness a real taboo cousin romace! The secrecy and forbiddeness of it all. Oh! I feel like I'm hitting my climax!" Her eyes were like stars twinkling in a fanatsy as she looked off into space.
My face went blank. What could I say?
Gwen's head was down and her eyes with sharp with anger. Huh...her face was red again.
"I'm outta here..." Gwen got up to leave.
I tried to stop her. "But the bell won't ring for a while. Where are you gonna go?"
"Away from you, and that!" she pointed at Lucy.
Lucy was too oblvious to even notice. I don't even think she was finished fantasizing yet...
" Come on, Gwen," I tried to plead, but she turned her back on me and walked out.
I would have sighed, but I was afraid it would become a habbit.
Lucy snapped back into reality, breathing heavily. Her warm breaths landed on my cheek - sending shivers throughout my body.
"Oh..." she started, "where'd Gwen go?"
"She left." I answered dully.
I turned to face Lucy and grabbed her shoulders.
"Listen, Gwen and I are not dating - and I don't have any girlfriends. So could you please stop."
She looked a bit confused. Why did she always look confused?
Then her eyes brightened again and her normal composure returned.
"Okay!" she answered gleefully.
My head sank.
This wasn't working.
"You know, Ben," she started. I looked up in hopes she was finally understanding.
"If you keep holding me like this, I might get aroused."
All with a smile on her face...
In the end, I gave up and we continued to eat lunch normally. Well...as normal as possible. Lucy ended asking me why Gwen was eating a sandwhich with a fork. I didn't even try to explain to her how intricate and meticulous Gwen was. I just said that she was weird. Lucy bought it.
The school bell eventually rung and sent all the students back to class to continue the day.
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Hi everyone...so this was my first attempt at a comical harem/parody thing. Let me know if you're interested in reading more. (I'm building a story off of it. There will be some seriousness to the relationships, but most I make will be for laughs).
Shower scenes would be nice.