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Things Not To Do In Arkham City

01. Do not ask Joker if he has Harley play Naughty Nurse.

02. Do not ask Killer Croc if humans taste like chicken.

03. Do not ask Two-Face if two heads really are better than one.

04. Do not proposition to Harley Quinn.

05. Rule #4 also goes for Poison Ivy and Catwoman.

06. Do not ask Scarecrow if he has a brain.

07. Do not ask Two-Face if he does everything in twos.

08. Do not let Penguin watch Happy Feet. Or March of the Penguins

09. Do not let Penguin watch any movie that deals with penguins.

10. Don't not take Riddler's Rubix cube and move the stickers around.

11. Do not give Joker playing cards.

12. Do not give Joker pencils.

13. Do not Joker objects of any kind.

14. Do not ask Mr. Freeze about the weather.

15. Do not stand outside the GCPD building with a radio playing Ice Ice Baby.

16. Do not harass the TYGER guards. Period.

. You can just avoid the bullets.

18. Do not ask the Abramovici twins to play Twister.

19. Do not ask the Riddler 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?'. That goes for you Mad Hatter!

20. Do not hide Two-Face's coin. He can decide to shoot you without it.

21. Do not try and scratch Catwoman's ears to see if she purrs. Batman already tried that.

22. Do not ask Batman the results of Rule #21

23. Do not try and count Zsasz's tally marks. He will add you to the number.

24. Do not knock Calendar man out then not tell him the date when he asks.

25. Do not take a piece of Clayface and play with it.

26. Do not cheat when playing darts with Deadshot. He can kill you with anything he throws.

27. Do not ask Hush if he's had work done.

28. Do not ask Penguin if you can feed Tiny. He might use you.

29. Do not walk into the Bowery covered in 'I Believe in Harvey Dent' stickers.

30. Rule #29 also applies in the Industrial District.

That's all for now, but send me your ideas.