Harry: Hey!
Ron: Why were you talking to Hermonie Granger?
Harry: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about Books.
Ron: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Hermonie. We were best friends in 1st-6th year. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in 6th year, I started going out with my first Girlfriend Lavender Brown who was totally gorgeous but then She was eaten my greyback, and Hermonie was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Her, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Pureblood pool party, I was like, "Hermonie, I can't invite you, because I think you're a Mudblood." I mean I couldn't have a Muggle-born at my party. There were gonna be Wizards dueling *. I mean, right? She was a MUDBLOOD. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for Hogwarts, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.