I do not own Love Hina, only Kenny Akamatsu owns it.

Keitaro Urashima was sitting in his room, playing Chrono Trigger on the Super Nintendo. He didn't notice Mutsumi walking inside his room, with a tipsy look on her face. "Kei-kun…" She whispered softly to herself.

She crept up towards him and glomped him. "Keiiiiiii-kun!" She giggled into his ear loudly.

"ACK! Mutsumi-san?" Keitaro blinked. "What are you doing here?" Mutsumi giggled slightly as she undid her dress. Keitaro's jaw literally dropped to the floor as he saw Mutsumi in her naked glory.

"Wanna have a go, Kei-kun?" Mutsumi shook her hips sensually. "I ain't seeing this!" Keitaro exclaimed. "This can't be real!" "Oh, it's very real, Kei-kun." She sat in Keitaro's lap and threw the controller aside. "And I'm gonna give you the pleasure of a lifetime."

Mutsumi wiggled her bottom against Keitaro's crotch. "Are you ready?" She brushed her tongue across his cheek. Keitaro shivered as he felt Mutsumi's hot breath on his face. "Mutsumi… You're drunk!" He gasped.

"Oh, Kei-kun, I want you NOW!" Mutsumi tackled the poor ronin. "Stop, Mutsumi! We can't do this!" Keitaro pleaded.

Mutsumi drew her tongue all over his neck and jawbone. Keitaro whimpered and began to cry. "Don't cry, Kei-kun… I'll make you feel all better…" She lapped up his tears and kissed him all over.

"No…No!" Keitaro protested as Mutsumi ripped off his shirt and licked his nipples. "I…Oh…God!" The Okinawan giggled as she drew her tongue across his chest.

"Give me more," Mutsumi forcefully kissed him on the lips. Then she began to undo his shorts. "AAH! MUTSUMI, DON'T TAKE OFF MY SHORTS!" Mutsumi just purred sultrily. "NO! MUTSUMI, DON'T!" The ronin wailed.

Keitaro's screams and Mutsumi's giggles could be heard through the night. "SHUT UP, YOU PERVERT!" Naru screamed angrily.

The next morning, Keitaro was shivering from fear and arousal as Mutsumi snuggled against him. "Oh, god…" Keitaro whispered to himself. "I just did the nasty with Mutsumi… And I liked it."

Keitaro started to get up, but something latched onto his leg. "Kei-chan? Where are you going?" Mutsumi's eyes were half-open, but her lips had formed into a lusty smile. "I can't wait for you to squeeze my bum into a giant, juicy, watermelon." She licked her lips.

Keitaro let out an anguished scream once more as he was dragged into a lusty embrace by Mutsumi, who only giggled.

The end.