Cut It Into Half!
Hi! My name's Austin Bieber! Now I'm gonna tell you about the scariest day of my life. It started like this.
I was asleep. In my dream, my dad, the Greek god Apollo, and the goddess Aphrodite were fighting over... me? Well that's weird. So anyway, moving on.
"He's my son! "Shouted Apollo, "Have you heard him singing? Only my children can sing that well! "
"No! He's my grandson! His looks? Only my children are like that." ( No! He's Aphrodite son 'cause he's like a girly girl!)
"I don't care! He's my child!He has a mortal mother . So I'm his dad. " Apollo snarled.
"His father is my son!" The love goddess screamed.
"His stepfather! So he's my son!" The sun god argued.
"Can I say something? I don't want to be something over which people argue!" I said.
They turned to me and said simultaneously, "Shut up! " And went back to their fight. I sighed. That's what always happens to me.
"He's my grandson! "
"Is not!"
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An extremely bored Zeus suddenly boomed ( no pun intended ) "Shut up!Both of you! Cut him into half and take a half each"
I will never admit that I said that, but I almost peed my pants.
And with that I woke up.
When I went downstairs, Jasmine and Jack, my siblings, were fighting over the cake.
"it's mine! "
"No it's not."
"Yes it is!"
"Is not!"
"Is!"
"Is not!"
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"Just shut up and cut it into half!" My dad finally screamed.
Suddenly it seemed as if Jack was Apollo, Jasmine was Aphrodite, and dad was Zeus. I screamed like a girl and fainted.
THE END