Homer's dairy
2007-12-04
I go up 8 o'clock and ate breakfast. The breakfast consists of bacon and egg. After breakfast Bart was evil to me so I strangling him but the school bus came so I must release him. DO!
Then I go to work and sleep, eat and sleep more then I go home and eat some more. After I have eat some food I go to Moe and drink some bear and I came home at midnight and now shall I and Marge have sex. Grrr!
Homer out!
Homers day 2007-12-07:
Today I am free!
Marge: Fix the house today!
Homer: Today I do that on hmm.. Saturday
No you shall do that now!
DOO!
Do list:
∙ The roof
∙ Paint the garage
∙ Install air condition (I take that from Flanders hihi)
So the roof, what's a roof?
Marge what's a roof?
Look up.
A I see
What's wrong with the roof
Go out and see
No the roof falling down when I close the door!
YES FIX IT!
Okay
Bart come!
Bart: I go to Milhouse
DO!
Okay the tool box I go and look in the garage. A there it is. Now I must climb up to the roof. So now I must nail the roof. So steady steady DO my ear, my finger. AHH! I only fall of once new record! Yahoo.
The roof done.
Paint the garage so difficulty it can't be or?
Paint where I find paint in the house. I have seen paint in the basement must get it so but brush in the tool box. There it is so now I must open the paint. DO best before 1993! Must get new paint to the mall.
Homer: Have you paint?
Shop assistant: Yes wish colour?
Hmm... Blue
Wish light blue or dark blue?
Ahh! I don't care!
Ok here you are!
Home again so must paint fast must go to Moe. Five minutes later done.
Paint the garage done.
So the AC, Flanders is not home Yahoo!
Connect the rope to the AC Bart
Bart: Yes
Bart: Done
Homer: Great now connect the other side to my car
Ok
Done
Now go to a safe place
Now shall I drive so the AC disconnects with Flanders house.
So only to take out the window and connect the AC in the windows' hole.
Install air condition done.
Now I go to Moes.
Homer out