My Sister is a Bitch

by Secret Agent Awesome

Hatefic. Don't read if you're a twihard. Or do. But don't say I didn't warn you. :) It's short, and stupid, and in some crazy shitty format.

(A/N) WARNING: This is a hatefic. Sorry, my sister is paying to do this. And... It's four in the morning and I'm exhausted, so... (A/N)

TAKE ONE. ACTION.

My name Bella Swan. All I do is mastrubate to Lenny Kravitz songs now. But I used to be normal.

Oh, wait. I got that mixed up. Sorry.

TAKE TWO. ACTION.

My name is Bella Swan. All I do is fangirl over this one stupid guy who will never like me. But I used to be normal.

My name is Edward Sullen, er Cullen. And I like to fap while watching this fat ugly human girl sleep.

I used to be human.

BACKWHENMYMOMMMYWASSTILLALIV E.

Ugh. Sorry, I can't do this!

TAKE FORTY-SIX. ACTION.

My name is-

Director: You know what? This is shit. I give up. *kills self.*