Ash-chan: YAY! I finished this chapter!
Sarah-chan: Don't you mean we? I thought of most of it!
Ash-chan: well, this story was my idea.
Sarah-chan: yea whatever.
Ash-chan: XD! I hope you enjoy this chapter! And remember, I don't own shugo chara or any of its characters.
Sarah-chan: if we did, then tadase would be run over by a bus. Sorry Tadamu lovers!
Both: ENJOY!
~Three worlds, One mind~
Chapter 1
I hurried out of the royal garden. I was going somewhere important, well, important to me. I ran into the old locker room that no one uses anymore. I poured all the contents out of my backpack and grabbed my change of clothes. I quickly put these clothes on and I looked at myself in the mirror. I put my hair up into a bun and I skillfully put on my wig. The wig had short, reddish brown hair and I was wearing the Seiyo middle school soccer uniform. I double checked myself to see if there were any flaws and I dashed out onto the soccer field.
"Hey, Riko, you're late!" everyone shouted as I walked onto the grassy green field.
"Hi guys! Sorry!" I yelled back to them in a disguised voice.
"Yeah, sure, whatever." they all said at the same time. I swear these guys are all easy to please. One word and they are all full of joy, sarcastically speaking. Now, I know you are wondering who I am and what I'm doing here. Well, let's just say that I'm a person who loves soccer very much. My name is Mashiro Rima, but here, I am called Aizawa Riko. (A/N: I had to google Japanese surnames to find that last name! Hope you like it!) I have to cross-dress as a guy to play soccer. I, now, have a lot of respect towards Nagihiko. Cross-dressing is not as easy as it seems. You see, there are no girl soccer teams here at Seiyo, so I, as evil as a small girl can be, bribed Tsukasa-san into putting me on the players roster for the boys team. Everyone calls me short and fragile while I'm Rima. But, when I'm Riko, no one dares to say that about me. Let's just say I have a double life, or I'm my case, a triple life. Myself here, myself at school, and myself at home. But, before you fall asleep on me, let's get back to the soccer practice.
The boys were all grouped around talking about god know what. And I decided to do the brave thing and went to hear what they were saying. When I got close enough, I heard this revolting conversation that sent shivers down my spine. Here's how it went:
"Yo, dude, guess what! Yesterday, I got a chili cheese dog, and while I was basking its glory, I found a big toenail wedged into the hotdog!" one guy said.
"Dude, what did it look like?" someone else asked. I took a wild guess and thought it was the coach, Kuukai asking that. (A/N: Kuukai is the same age as them but he was so good that Tsukasa asked him to be the coach.)
"It was all was all browny green and black!" the guy answered.
"What'd you do?" yep, that was Kuukai all right. I really didn't wanna hear the answer to this question but I still, regrettably so, stayed to listen to the rest of the conversation.
"I don't know! All I remember is asking for a chili cheese dog. I didn't really mean to make them mad if I did. I just wanted my chili cheese dog." I just remembered that the guy's name was Lee.
"What'd you do with the chili cheese dog?" Kuukai asked. I, on the other hand, really didn't wanna know what he was about to say.
"Well, dude, I was really hungry, and I was too lazy to get up and order another one, so, I ate it anyways." Lee answered. That was it, I was too weak stomached to hear anymore, and I ran to throw up in the nearest trashcan. Everyone turned to look at me.
"What?" I asked. Nagihiko smirked. (A/N: he is the team captain)
"Weak stomach, Riko?" I glared at him.
"Shut up! I mean who eats a chili cheese dog with a toe nail in it! My gosh!" I yelled. Just saying it made me woozy. Ugghhh! I hate these guys and their weird conversations, not that girls conversations were any better.
"Ok, guys! Lets practice for the game!" Kuukai yelled to get some order around here. Finally, what I was here for! We all ran up to the practice spot on the field. We did endless warm ups for about 30 minutes and then we went on to scrimmaging. This part of practice is my favorite. We all set up on the field with me on the defensive line. Kuukai blew the whistle and yes, despite how small I am, I kick butt in soccer. Nagihiko was the forward for the other team and he was faking out all the other boys. Then, it all came down to me, him, and the goalie. He was streaking towards me at top speed. I relaxed myself and concentrated on predicting his moves. I knew he was thinking that he would be able to run me over like a bull dozer and a pansy flower. But, boy was he wrong, dead wrong. I braced myself and got in front of him. He ran strait into me and went flying in the other direction, while I stood there, sturdy as a brick. Pansy beat bulldozer. No one can knock me down, NO ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oops, I had a Tadase moment there. He'd be here right now but, I had the decency to get Tsukasa to bump him off the team so I could be on it. Yea, that's right, I can be evil. Now, back to what was happening, as Nagihiko was trying to recover, I took the ball and I dribbled it up the field and passed it to Lee, who shot the winning goal.
"Yay we won! Good job, Riko!" Lee congratulated.
"Thanks, you did good also!" I said back and we did a high five! A really high one at that. I literarily had to jump to reach his hand. Then, Nagihiko came up to me.
"You were really good, but I have a question. How'd you do that? You sent me flying! You! And I'm what, two feet taller than you?" Nagihiko asked.
"Um……… I really don't know how I did that, I guess I'm just good like that." I answered. I started to walk away when I heard another conversation start up, but this one I just couldn't pass up. I crept closer to Lee and Nagihiko.
"Yo, Nagi! Hey, I have to ask you something!" Lee said. Nagihiko stopped walking and turned around.
"Sure, what?" he asked.
"What do you think about Marshiro-san?" Lee asked. I leaned in closer.
"Um……what about her?" he asked.
"Well, dude, do you think she's hot?" Lee questioned. Oh my gosh! I gotta get them to stop talking about me! I got up out of my hiding place and walked over to the two, well, not walked, but more like I stomped. Stomping was part of my good and evil plan.
"Guys, would you two mind and stop talking about my sister!" I growled. The two guys looked at me with wide eyes.
"Dude, she's your sister!" Lee exclaimed.
"Yea, and I would appreciate it if you scum bags would stop talking about her. I would probably be saving you from future 'incidents' if I had told you that I have a huge sister complex." I hissed, enjoying the look of terror on their faces.
"We're sooooooo sorry! Don't kill us!" they both squeaked simultaneously.
"Good, now get out of my sight" I said giving them one of my signature Rima death glares. They ran away like two turkeys on thanksgiving. I giggled because first off, they believed me and second, I was alone so now I could act like a girl. I skipped to the locker room, knowing that no one would be there to see me acting like an idiot. I changed back into my school uniform and I took off the wig, letting my long blond curly hair creep down to my waist. I looked in the mirror, glad for once that I could see myself as me.
I walked home and opened the door. I stepped in just to hear my parents at it again. I sighed. They never stop do they? I closed the door and tried to sneak past my parents. "Rima, there you are! Where were you!" they yelled at me.
"I was at the guardians meeting, remember, I told you I'd be getting here a little later than usual!" I told them. There was no way that I was going to tell them about soccer. Stupid Kuukai and his longer practice idea!
"a little? You are two hours late!" they said. I couldn't argue with that. So I stayed quiet. My mom sighed. "Rima, just go upstairs, your father and I need to talk." More like yell. I silently obeyed her order and I walked upstairs to get ready for bed. I got under my covers and I heard the yelling frenzy begin. I hugged myself and hoped it would all end soon. I covered my ears and I felt a few tears fall down my cheeks. At that, I fell asleep.
Ash-chan: I hope you enjoyed it!
Sarah-chan: By the way, I came up with the title and I, the awesomest girl in this world, came up with the chili cheese dog conversation.
Ash-chan: ^.^' sorry about my sister, she just likes to gloat like that. But it's true, she did come up with these things, unfortunately.
Sarah-chan: Hey!
Ash-chan: OMG! She's getting a chainsaw out! I gotta run! Please review! *runs away from the sound of the chainsaw*
Sarah-chan: *laughs maniacally and stops to tell the readers something* But really, please do leave reviews! *starts the chainsaw up again*