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Chapter 1: Grimmjow's Day

Grimmjow awoke the morning after Aizen forced him and a couple of other arrancars to be injected with a serum that Syzael had made. It was all because that pink haired bastard wanted to try out his newest experiment on them. Aizen, wanting to get his kicks for the day agreed to let him do so.

That really pissed him off. What if the result was death? How would Aizen deal with some of his best arrancars dead?!

Well, obviously he was alive, but seriously annoyed. He mozied out of his bed to get ready for the day. He went up to his mirror and peered at himself. At first he didn't quite noticed the two lumps that had formed out front on his chest or that his clothes were a bit loose. He still wasn't quite wide awake yet.

He didn't really notice until he was going out the door when another arrancar passed by gawking. He glared at him and yelled.

"What the hell are you looking at?!" He exclaimed in a voice much higher than his own. Shocked, he wrapped his hands around his neck, wondering why in the world he had a woman's voice.

That's when he felt the two squishy lumps up front. He slowly looked down in horror. Boobs! They were there and pretty large. He clenched his teeth in anger trying not to swear out nasty profanities. He held it in as best he could and stomped off to Aizen's room. This had to be because of Syzael's experiment!

"Aizen!" He called in his less than manly voice, as he stormed into the room. "No one ever said anything about me becoming a woman!"

"Calm yourself Grimmjow," Aizen announced back in an also less than manly voice. "The effects should wear off after today."

Grimmjow looked up at his superior and gawked. There he was, sitting there like he always did, only he was female! He had to take a couple of steps back to recuperate from the shock he was in.

"What's the matter Grimmjow?" Aizen asked, smirking.

"You agreed to get the serum too?!" He freaked out.

"Why not?" Aizen did a slightly cute face, because he could now, do to his feminine figure. He seemed to be enjoying it, "I thought it would be a fun change of pace.

"Fun change of pace?! What the hell were you thinking?!" Grimmjow hissed.

"Oh stop being a spoil sport and enjoy the only day you have as a woman," Aizen half snickered when he said it.

Finding that his argument was completely useless, Grimmjow left Aizen. He was planning to just go back to his room and mope all day. He was not going to stay out in the open that was for sure!

Right before he could enter his room another female voice called to him. She sounded mad as she came up to him.

"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques! How dare you go running around with an open shirt! Everyone can see every bit of your cleavage from a mile away!" It was unfortunately Syzael himself. The person who's face he really wanted to beat in at the current moment.

"Syzael get off me before I kill you now for turning me into a frickin woman!" Grimmjow yelled.

"Not until you zip up your shirt! You're offending Halibel and all the other female arrancar!" He argued.

"Halibel?! Halibel?! Do you really think I care what Halibel thinks?!" Grimmjow snarled. "She barely wears clothes herself! I've seen more than enough of her cleavage too!"

Syzael thought for a moment then said, "Oh! Grimmjow! I made you a new outfit! Here!"

She handed her a new arrancar outfit that was much like his old one, only more fit for a woman.

She just glared at it. It was so girly she couldn't stand it. All she did with it is toss it to the ground in disgust.

"I am NOT wearing that!" She growled.

"I believe you will," Syazael grinned. "Aizen ordered us to wear these new clothes that I made personally."

"Fine! I'll frickin wear it! But just so you know you're really gay!" Grimmjow yelled picking up the outfit. She stomped into her room listening to the pink haired woman saying, "Why thank you darlin". She was just trying to get on her nerves.

Inside her room Grimmjow put on the uniform in silence. The outfit really was a lot like her old one, only this one had lace in the collar and you could see the top half of her breasts, but that was about it.

She went and lay on her bed, refusing to leave her room. She did not want to embarrass herself further. This plan worked for about half the day, until Aizen called her up to have her go guard Heuco Mundo from some intruders.

She was not happy about it but left anyway. she was sure that it wouldn't be too bad. Most intruders were people she didn't know, so this could be easier than she was thinking. She raced off to find the intruders.

When she got there she was horrified to see that the intruders were Ichigo Kurosaki and his friends. That was like the worst intruder she could get at a time like this! She just stood there unsure what to do or say.

"Grimmjow?" Ichigo questioned, "What happened to you?! OMG! LOL! You're a frickin girl!" he started to roll around on the ground laughing his head off.

"Shut up!" Grimmjow yelled defensively.

Ichigo wouldn't stop which ticked her off more. She hated being a woman!

Suddenly, the unexpected happened, Ichigo was laughing so much that he couldn't even fight, so his friends picked him up and took him home.

By now, she was exhausted. She just wanted to go to her room and go to sleep and wait for the next day to come. When she entered her room she didn't even bother with turning on the lights. She plopped right down on her bed to relax.

Immediately after her entry on her bed, two arms wrapped around her as a face leaned in close on her neck. She shuddered as it was given a light kiss.

"Hello baby, ready for some fun?" a familiar smiley faced man said to her.

"Get the hell off me you pervert!" Grimmjow yelled as she flipped Gin Ichimaru off of her body and right out the wall.

"I like em feisty," Gin grinned as he left the room.

Feeling personally and physically violated, Grimmjow locked her door. After that she went back to bed. Right before she dozed off she said to herself, "I hate being a woman." Her voice was male again. She was a man once more, and had sweet dreams of killing Aizen and Syzael, for making him go through such a humiliating day.

(Well that was the first chapter. I hope you liked it. ^_^)