I didn't steal this from twistedviper i am her. I just changed accounts .
Disclaimer: I don not own Inuyasha or anything even remotely related to the anime.
Kirara sat in front of the camp fire eyeing her group with mock interest. Yes her group you didn't think a bunch of humans, a kit, and a half-breed could manage themselves did you. 'Seriously when will they figure out that I rule them. All I have to do is make a little noise and they come to my beck and call, and poor inuyasha he has himself so delusioned thinking he's the leader when truth is if I wasn't here he still wouldn't be in charge. Kagome rules him I don't know why he even tries anymore. Of course if I left, and then kagome the job would go to Sango. Actually the order would look something like this; 1) me the all powerful kirara, 2) Kagome, 3) Sango, 4) Shippo, 5)miroku 'What I believe shippo is more mature and perfectly capeable of taking care of our group' 6)Sesshomau 'what hes cute' 7) Koga 'he isn't even part of this and he still out ranks Inuyasha' 8)Keade 9)Inuyasha 'I was running out of people, oh well if it gets down to this that spider guy will just kill him anyways.'
'I wonder when people are going to realize that cats rule the world. I mean think about it.
Cats are very subtle creatures. Generally people pick them up abandoned when they are about one month old completely unsuspecting of the dangers awaiting beneath those cute fuzzy ears. When the mature however people soon realize their mistake.
Suddenly it clicks. When the cat jumps up onto a sleeping mat the humans, and some demons, immediately move to make room for our feline friend. When the walk into a hut whichever human around sees to it that they have fresh food and water, if not milk and tuna. The sad part is that once it reaches this stage the 'owner' of said cat realizes that the clever little animal has taken over the household, yet they are far too attached to do anything about it.
When a cat wants something it demands to have it immediately. When it's tired it takes a nap on the most comfortable spot in the house, and they can go wherever they please. And dogs? Forget about it. No dog is allowed to live under a cat's roof, well barr Inuyasha anyways. Nope, but if you are lucky enough to one of the more accommodating felines it might let you keep it outside, in the cold, the rain, the snow, and the blazing heat of summer.
But seriously why can't humans and demons just get that through their thick heads already, it's only obvious.'
