Summary: Quatre has always been the responsible one! He takes care of the other pilots! Now what happens when Quatre's sister drops off her daughter for him to take care of when he's off to a business trip for a week! Heero, Duo, Wufei and Trowa get stuck with the little tyke, who's not exactly an Angel! They're in for a rough week!

Raven: Hello everyone!

J.A: You seem in a good mood!

Raven: And hello to you my lovely muse

J.A: O_o THIS ISN'T THE RAVEN I KNOW!! I WANT THE SULLEN RAVEN BACK

Raven: .

IT'S A PIECE OF POISONOUS CAKE!

Prelude: Quatre's Point Of View

"Hello! I'm Quatre Raberba Winner! I'm the son of a wealthy family, who is now living with his comrades, whom I consider mentally exhausted! Why? Because, they all act like little kindergarten kids on the loose! I being the only responsible adult around has to baby-sit them. Frankly, they're worse than little kids, they're unstoppable, homicidal, Gundam Pilots! How do I cope with them! Only Allah knows! This is my story...."

"HEY BLONDE!! LET ME FILL ON A LITTLE INFORMATION! I'M THE AUTHORESS, SO THIS IS MY STORY" Raven shouted indignantly.

"On top of all that I said previously," Quatre began "I have to look out for a crazy authoress as well, life's not easy..."

"Cause Life's like That" Raven and Duo chanted!

"Let me show you what exactly happens around the mansion!" Quatre said leading the reader into the heart of the mansion. There we see Duo is playing on his ancient playstation, yelling curses in Japanese, English and every language know to mankind, to anyone who passed over the props that held the PS1 wires up so that they could work! Heero on the other hand was chasing a mosquito with a fly swatter and in turn smacked Trowa's face with the fly swatter because the mosquito found Trowa very alluring!

Trowa on the other hand was not happy, not happy at all! Current status was that Mosquito being chased by Heero who is being chased by Trowa, the food chain continues. Wufei as usual was ranting about the injustice of life and how he cannot get decent peace in this peaceful era to read his book! Since no one is listening to him he goes off to rant to the birds, complaining and complaining, the birds run off, now he is ranting how no one pays attention to his rants while he wastes his energy on ranting. Raven is settled in a corner recording everything that is happening for her fic "not so everyday scenes" waiting for something weird/rare and unusual to happen!

(A/N: If you haven't read it, go read it)

"So," Quatre said "All in all, it's a mad house here they're all insane I tell ya!"

"Oh look whose talking, you're the one who goes Zero system crazy when you lose at playing a game" Duo commented!

 "Sometimes I pray that something befall of these teenage babies so that they learn responsibility! But Allah be praised, my prayers were answered, and something did befall on these teenage babies!" Quatre said with glee!

"And this is where the story starts" Duo and Raven chanted!

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It was normal day like any other day! I was going away on a business trip leaving the pilots behind to fend for themselves. Which of course the reacted to without any problem or protest. NOT!!!

"COWARD! YOU'RE GONNA ABANDON US HERE" Wufei shouted at Quatre who was seated and looking meek upon announcing his leave!

"Here alone in the big bad world!" Heero said emotionally. All the others turned to look at him. "Sorry, been watching to many soap opera's"

"NO! NO! NO! I CAN'T SURVIVE ON MY OWN!!!!" Duo wailed.

"AND WHY NOT?" I asked. Duo looked at Heero, Wufei and Trowa with fear in his eyes! Getting the point, the thought of being home alone with Duo with no one to save him of course brought smiles onto the faces of the other three morose pilots. For you see, it is usually I who has to save Duo from anything!

"THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME" Duo said pointing a shaky finger towards the grinning - like - jack o lanterns - pilots!

"Now Duo, be reasonable, I'm sure they wont hurt you" Quatre said giving an evil look to the other's which stated Don't - Bug - Him - Or - OMAE O KOROSU - And - you - know - I - have - the - power - to - do - it! All meekness vaporized, the other three pilots nodded in agreement!

DING! DONG!!

"He's scary sometimes" Wufei said as Quatre left to answer the door. The others nodded in agreement!

"Hello!" I said opening the door to be rammed by a speeding bullet.

"UNCLE QUATRE" A girl's voice shrieked into my ears! There I saw my niece, Eleanora James, on top of me! Behind her I saw my sister, grinning down at me!

"Hello brother! I have a favor to ask you, could you take care of Little Nora for a week, I have to go on a special assignment to Hawaii, and my plane leaves in an hour" she said quickly irrespective of whether I said No or Yes, dunking all of Eleanora's suitcases of clothes on me she continued

" I would have gotten Eva to baby-sit but you know, she's busy as usual, thank you so much for taking care little brother, I be back in a week" saying that she spend of in her car again! Eleanora looked at me with those big angelic blue eyes which sparkled with mischief. Let me tell you something about Eleanora, even if she was left alone in the house, she was capable of taking care of herself, this gave me an idea as I turned to go in.

"Guys! I'd like to introduce to you...."

"Eleanora James, Nora James for short, for easy use in the tongue call me N.J, my Daddy calls me so" The little girl replied fast cutting Quatre and taking the hand of Duo she shook hands with him furiously, smiling her big bright grin!

"Cute kid Quatre! You're niece number...." Duo began

"45" I Said.

"Weak onna" Wufei murmured. That made me mad of course, no more Mr. meek Winner.

"LISTEN YOU JUSTICE BOY" Quatre began clutching Wufei by the collar "Don't you dare call my niece weak, I am going away for a week and if I even see a scratch on her, I'll...I'll....I'll CHUCK YOU OUT THE WINDOW"

"Yeah Right" Wufei said. Then I chucked the justice boy out the window, nobody insults my family and gets away with it! I turned round to see Heero; Trowa huddled in a corner while Duo chatted with N.J energetically. I could tell they were gonna be friends easily!

"I am going and this house BETTER be okay when I get back" I added dangerously glaring everyone, planting a kiss on Nora's cheek; I gave her my mobile number in case of emergencies. With that done I picked up my suitcases a left for the spaceport! While boarding I couldn't help thinking, Nora was a strong girl for a 5 year old, she could take care of herself, but what I wasn't sure off was whether the guys would survive her hyperactivity, she can get a little dangerous at times, I know because I've experienced it! It was horrible, and to think of it, what I handed the guys was something far more worse than war itself.

"Perfect......." I said to myself as I sank into the comfy seats of the space shuttle! Life's a blessing!

Raven: He! He! He! How do you like it, I admit their is a lot of OOC, but it had to be done to suit this stories plot! I know you understand, because you all are intelligent readers.

J.A: And reviewers! ^________^

Raven: And if anyone thinks that Eleanora is an unusual name, don't look at me, I found this name at the back of the Dictionary in the common girl's name! But for now, was this chapter good. Click that infamous purplish button down there!