Chapter 1: Idiot 1, 2, 3 and Remus
James Potter stood in the Common Room telling a first year where his classroom was. If it had been any year but his seventh, you would have looked twice if you had seen this but James had grown up and was actually helping people besides just pranking them.
James looked up to see a red head and her two friends walk into the Common Room. The redhead looked around and spotted James. She smiled and walked over to them.
James quickly turned to the first year, "Duck."
"What? Why?"
"Because this is probably not going to be pretty and I would rather you not get stuck in the crossfire."
The first year looked at the red head. She didn't seem like she could be mean but listening to the Head Boy (James) he ducked down.
"Hello James."
"Lily Bean."
"Would you like to explain why all my clothes now say 'I love James Potter'?" Lily asked in a sickingly sweet voice.
"I have no idea why they would say that but I do love that you would so openly declare your love for me." James grinned as he ran his hand through his hair.
"James Potter you know that I did not place that writing myself. I figured you with the help of Idiot 2, Idiot 3 and Remus you charmed them all." Lily's voice suddenly hardened.
"What would give you that idea?"
"Well the fact that it has your little group's signature small at the right corner of it all gave me a small hint."
The first year watched this interaction and couldn't figure out why the Head Boy told him to duck. The girl seemed very nice, in fact he had talked to her a few times, and she was after all the Head Girl.
"Now would you like to remove the spell so my clothes go back to normal?"
'No I rather like it."
"JAMES POTTER IF YOU DON'T CHANGE MY CLOTHES BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT I WILL PERSONALY HEX YOU, THROW YOU OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER, THEN DROWN YOU IN THE LAKE!" Lily screamed.
The first year flinched, he had heard rumors that the Head Girl had a temper that the Head Boy mainly brought out but he hadn't seen it for himself yet.
James laughed, "Lily you would have to catch me first and that isn't going to happen." With that he sprinted out of the Gryffindor Common Room with Lily right behind him and the first year and her friends trailing her.
"POTTER I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I CATCH UP TO YOU!" Lily shouted as she ran into the Great Hall not realizing where she was being led.
"Miss Evans!" Professor McGonagall looked astounded, "What is the meaning of this?"
"Well Professor this Idiot here with the help of his friends charmed writing onto all my clothing," Lily frustrated told the Head of her House, "And he refuses to take it off."
"Miss Evans I don't see any writing on your uniform."
"Well Professor I am borrowing one of Miley's uniforms and the articles of clothing that still have the writing are covered at the moment. And I would rather not show them off in the middle of the Great Hall."
"And what does this writing say?"
"I would rather not say it."
"Come on Evans just tell her!" Sirius Black shouted from the crowd.
Lily turned her amazing green eyes and glared at Sirius, who shyly smiled back at her.
Turning back to the Head's table Lily decided to reply, "Professor all you need to know is that they charmed a false statement to my clothing."
At this point Dumbledore decided to rise, "Mister Potter can you please undo the charm on Miss Evans's clothes that declares her love for you, and can you, Mister Black, Mister Pettigrew and Mister Lupin please see me and Professor McGonagall after breakfast." (1)
James sighed preformed the counter curse and nodded that Professor Dumbledore.
Lily smiled and sat down with her best friends Miley Stewart and Jackie Deborn.
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After breakfast the Marauders met with the Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress and received their detentions. As they walked out of the Great Hall they noticed three girls leaning on a near by wall talking. James gulped as he noticed who they girls were.
Lily, Jackie, and Miley then noticed the Marauders and swiftly stood upright and walked over to them.
"Hello Boys." Jackie smiled. Her dirty blonde hair was in a messy bun and her grey eyes were shining menacingly.
"'Lo Ladies. Might I say that you look fabulous today."
"Stop talking crap Black and shut up." Miley frowned. Her brown hair was in two messily braids pig tails. Her dark forest green eyes frowned as well.
The Marauders could tell that the girls had gotten ready quickly for they were angry.
Sirius quickly stopped talking. He was used to Miley's anger for she was beater along with him on the Gryffindor team, but he had never seen it directed at him. He looked at his fellow Marauders and they all nodded. On queue they turned on their heels and sprinted for the Gryffindor Common Room, which was several floors up.
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James looked behind him as they turned a corner. He didn't see the girls until a second later. The girls were sprinting after them and were gaining quickly.
"HURRY UP!" He yelled as the Marauders weaved their way through the younger students.
The students quickly moved towards the walls as the girls came up behind the Marauders.
With out warning a textbook flew in front of them stopping them as they were ready to turn another corner. They stopped and turned behind them to see Lily rubbing her arm.
"Nice throw Lily." Jackie Laughed as Lily swore under her breath.
"I was aiming for their heads. I missed, worse throw yet."
"Tiger Lily you threw that?" Sirius exclaimed.
"Yeah and I wouldn't have missed if I didn't have to run up five flights of stairs."
"And you haven't ever tried out for the Quidditch Team?" Sirius continued looking floored.
"Yeah, why would I with big head Potter as captain." Lily stated as it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"But you have to! You would be the best Chaser ever!" Sirius wailed some more.
"Hey!" James pretended to be mock hurt.
"You always told me that I was the best! How could you betray me like that?" James continued.
"You would be the best chaser after Big headed Potter here!" Sirius changed his sentence.
"I AM NOT BIG HEADED!" James looked frustrated at Sirius.
"You didn't get upset when Tiger Lily said it." Sirius pointed out to James.
"Will you both just SHUT UP!" Lily glared at the two boys.
James and Sirius immediately stopped talking. Remus shook his head at his friends' antics.
"Now, Idiots 1-3 and Remus, I am going to get you for what you did to me."
"What did we do again?" James asked.
"Potter you know perfectly well." Her voice was obviously being held back from shouting.
"Really I have no clue what you are talking about."
"Potter you and your friends have 3 seconds to start groveling before I make it so you won't be having any Marauder juniors."
The Marauders gulped as they looked at Lily whose glare at them was unwavering. A second later they were all on their knees kissing the hems of her robes begging for forgiveness.
They were so busy making sure that Lily didn't kill them they didn't notice the crowd that had formed around them and was now witnessing the Marauders groveling to Lily Evans.
A few minutes later Professor McGonagall walked up to the group, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN IS GOING ON HERE?"
The Marauders stopped their groveling and looked up to see their Head of Gryffindor.
"Well professor we were just apologizing to Miss Evans here." Sirius started.
McGonagall gave the group a weird look, "Please gentlemen next time you apologize to Miss Evans please be standing upright and not be kissing the hems of her robes." With that McGonagall left the group and continued down the hall. Behind her she left a crowd of confused students.
Peter coughed uncomfortably into the silence.
"So um we'll be going now." James said as his eyes darted all about.
As the Marauders turned to leave Lily's voice stopped them, "Not so fast boys."
The Marauders then turned back to face Lily and her friends. "You didn't think that you would be getting off that easy?" Jackie asked.
"Gentlemen you have greatly offended me. What made you think that you would get off that easily?" Lily asked her voice staying perfectly even.
"Ummmm" That was all the Marauders could reply.
If there were only two things you were able to learn at Hogwarts they better be a) don't get a Marauder angry. But if more importantly b) don't mess with Lily Evans, Miley Stewart or Jackie Deborn.
The Marauders could prank you all they want but nothing could beat Lily, Jackie and Miley. They were amazingly nice to everyone until you got one of them mad.
Lily when angered was threatening, her eyes glowed and the look in them could render anyone motionless. She was 5 foot 5 and according to James Potter if she got angry enough her hair would get even redder and she grew a few feet. No one really believed him on the growing thing but when angered enough her hair did seem to become a more bloody shade of red.
Jackie's personality was loud, made it easier for her to get you in trouble if you hurt her or her friends. She was 5 foot 3 but her personality made her seem much bigger. Jackie was confident in herself and she intimidated others that way.
Miley was strong, being beater on the Gryffindor team had made sure of one thing for her, if she wanted to inflict physical pain to you it would hurt. You wouldn't guess by looking at her. At 17 she was 5 foot 5 and just below average weight. If you didn't know she played Quiddtich youwould have thought her to be a weak girl who couldn't throw a punch for her life. If you thought that you were completely wrong.
The girls were extremely smart too, they were the ones you go to if you want to be tutored. Their intelligence helped them if someone bugged them enough. And the Professors loved them, they were the perfect students and even though they were known to get in a few fights their records were seemingly perfect.
Miley sighed and whispered something to her two friends. Both of them looked at her shocked then they started to converse in quiet whispers. The Marauders watched this and started to slowly back away from the girls.
It was Lily's turn to sigh and she turned to the creeping away Marauders. "You don't have to try to sneak your way away. We have better things to do with our time then get revenge on the likes of you so go run away already."
Lily, Miley and Jackie all walked away from the crowd down the stairs and outside. The crowd looked after them and the Marauders decided that they wanted to know where the girls were going.
The boys fallowed the girls outside and to the Quidditch Pitch where they saw a heated game of Quidditch happening. Apparently this was usual for there was a large crowd watching the game.
How long had this been going on? Each of the boys thought to themselves.
"Hey what are you idiots doing on the field during a game?" Someone from the air called down to them before passing the Quaffle.
The Marauders quickly moved themselves to the stands and watched as the two teams played. They were very mixed, all different years played from all different houses. Sirius turned to the boy he was sitting next to.
"How long have these games been going on?" He asked as he watched a girl dodge a bludger aimed at her head.
"For years, since before I've come. You have to be asked to join the teams and they only add people when someone graduates or decides that they can't play anymore." The boy replied quickly before cheering for a girl who looked quite a bit like Lily.
The boys were floored once again. In a flash the game was brought right above their heads as the Quaffle was stolen then chased down. The chaser holding the Quaffle was rammed into by a guy then the girl who looked a lot like Lily caught it and flew off towards the goals.
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Half an Hour later the game was finished. The players landed on the ground and shook hands with each other all grinning, even the loosing team.
A girl sitting a few seats away from the Marauders stood up a microphone. "If I may present the winning team! As seeker: Jeffrey Macantosh from Ravenclaw! As Keeper: Artemis Thomas from Hufflepuff! As Chasers: Jackie Deborn from Gryffindor! Marc Synder from Slytherin! Lily Evans from Gryffindor! As beaters: Miley Sewart from Gryffindor! Jake Ellis from Slytherin!
And our loosing team! As seeker: Alyssa Rogers from Slytherin! As keeper: Kenny Macobic from Ravenclaw! As Chasers: Sarah Geller from Hufflepuff! Frank Longbottom from Gryffindor! Michelle Green from Hufflepuff! As Beaters: Rachel Geller from Ravenclaw! And Anthony Ables from Slytherin!
Good Game teams and see you next week!" The girl put away the microphone and walked down to the field. The Marauders were in shock that the Slytherins were getting along with everyone else. Quickly they ran down to the field. Not looking where he was going James ran into Lily who fell on the ground.
"Excuse me but will you look where you are going next time you Claude!" She shouted frustrated.
James stopped what he was doing and looked at Lily. He decided she was probably the best person to ask why the Slytherins were being gits. "Lily Bean! Why are the Slytherins being nice?"
"Potter there is a reason why you and your friends were never informed about these games. You are too prejudice against the Slytherins. For these games we forget what house we are in a have a good came of Quidditch. It doesn't matter how we feel about each other off the field but on the field we are all equal." Lily replied not looking up as she dusted herself off.
James Potter for the third time in a few hours was floored. He couldn't quite grasp how they could forget what house they were in and how they felt about each other. He couldn't grasp how they could hug on the field but as soon as they left if they touched each other the Slytherins would act as if they were dirtied. Promptly James fainted.
hello everyone! Yesa start to another story. I promise that i am working on my others i just had a horrible writers block and this story came out of it.
(1) so Dumbledore did not see through Lily's clothes if any of you thought that. He is a careful observer and figured out what James would would have placed on her clothing.
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