Disclaimer - Last time I checked, (which was ten seconds ago), my name wasn't Stephanie Meyer. Therefore I don't own the twilight series. I do, however, own a pen. And the pen is writing this story.

A/N – This story takes place after Bella and Edward get married but before Bella is changed into a vampire

I woke up at 7am in the morning and stared straight into two golden eyes. "Hi Bella!" chirped the light golden eyes, as they slowly leaned back and I got a better view of their owners. An extremely hyperactive small pixie like girl. In other words, my sister, Alice. Rosalie was just slightly behind Alice. After Edward and I had wedded, Rosalie had warmed up to me, slightly, but we hadn't gotten that close. So when she smiled angelically at me, I got worried, fast.

"Guess what were going to do!" Alice was quickly bouncing up and down,which is never a good sign. Ever.

"Leave and let me sleep!" I suggested rolling over in my bed. Therewasn't much hope. Whatever, at least I tried.

What Alice wants, Alice gets, period. No matter who gets woken up along the way.

"BOWLING!" Rosalie blurted out enthusiastically. Obviously Alice's hyper activeness had become contagious. I was absolutely horrified. I'd never gone bowling before but I was still pretty sure it was going to be a total disaster waiting to happen. I couldn't believe Alice had come up with this, or that Edward had agreed to it.

Just then Edward walked into the room looking quite cheerful. I narrowed my eyes and zeroed in on him. "How could you do this to me! You're supposed to be my husband!" I sat up and threw my hands in the air.

"Sorry love, but Alice threatened my CD's."

"And I'm less important than CD's!"

"Oh of course you are love, but… it's the CDs!"

"That's it Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! You aren't getting anything for the next MONTH!"

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Somehow Alice had managed to get me dressed and into the car under 5 minutes. A new record for her. In the car, I saw Emmett slipping a small white tube of something into his pocket while humming the Mission Impossible theme song. I decided not to ask him what it was. Alice was busy trying to stuff 37 outfits into the trunk of the car. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

"Alice honey, you know you can't wear all those clothes in one trip, right?" Carlisle was trying hard not to laugh.

"But they're not for me! They're for all the people with bad fashionsense out there in the world!" Alice had the 'pretty please with cherrieson top' look on, the one no one could resist. Carlisle caved, and Alice forced Edward into the trunk as she claimed thatthe clothes would wrinkle if dumped there.

An hour later we finally arrived at the bowling alley, but Alice wasn't allowed to go in as she wouldn't wear the rental shoes. She finally bribed the guy at the counter to let her wear her own rhinestone incrusted bowling shoes. (her design, of course)

After Alice's little show we went over to the last bowling alley, where it was darkest and we were less noticeable.

Carlisle was up first. He started his swing but, whenhe tried to release the ball; the ball wouldn't come off his fingers and he fell flat on his face. Emmett muttered "Mission complete" and then burst out laughing on the floor. I thought he was going to pee his pants. I got a good look at Emmett's tube from earlier, and it said 'super strength glue'. I knew from there that his was going to be an experience.