Disclaimer I do not own Dragon Knights or Roseanne. This is a musical
towards the later chapter I only plan on making this 3 chapters at the
most. My only warnings are this is a musical. I apologies in advance. This
lyrics and parody came from an episode of Roseanne, which I also don't own
however I did alter most of the lyrics to fit the plot. So please, pleas,
please, don't sue. I have no money. Enjoy! And please no flames! Alfeegi
has enough work as it is.
We love Alfeegi!
The musical dream
The sun shown brightly over Draqueen that day as it did mostly everyday. The birds were chirping, people were laughing, and a certain white dragon officer with teal hair was working non-stop. Alfeegi was hunched over his desk scribbling on various reports written by other officers or knights.
"I swear Kai-stern's hand writing is so sloppy it looks like he filled this in while he was drunk. . . he probably was come to think of it." Sighing the teal haired dragon finished filing the report and put it in the folder under business expenses. 'done' he thought I actually finished paper work before midnight. The officer leaned his head back to take in the sun that was shinning through the window only to find, he couldn't. Puzzlement covering Alfeegi's face he quickly tried to turn his neck another way to find the muscles tight from tension. 'Not again' he thought trying to rub the kink out with his fingers. 'Theirs time, sense I finished early for today, maybe I can take a hot bath, I NEED a hot bath.'
Quickly the white dragon officer stood up placing the folder back in the filing cabinet then began walking towards his quarters. As he reached his door he entered and changed into his bathrobe he started heading towards his bathroom only to be stopped by knocking.
"Alfeegi? Can I come in?" sighing the dragon opened the door. "Yes Rath?"
"Um. . .Well, I uh-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF DUSIS WHAT IS IT?!"
"I kinda, brokemyswordonacidentwhenademoncameandattackedIkilleditbutmyswordbroke. And I need a new one."
*twitch* "You. . .broke your sword. . .again?"
*nods*
It took A LOT of self-control for the officer to keep what very little cool he had, especially when most of his cool was in the facet of his bathtub. "Go. . .and fill out an application, their on my desk. Touch ONLY the application box. I'll look over it later this evening, after I finish my bath. . .okay?"
Rath opened his eyes to expect to see a mallet hanging over his head, but saw none. "Um, okay? Have a good bath." The dragon knight of fire said running in the direction of Alfeegi's office.
Sighing yet again the officer was about to go take a much needed vacation in the bathtub when his door opened uninvitingly. "Hey Feegi-"
"RUWALK I TOLD YOU BEFORE DON'T CALL ME THAT, AND SECONDLY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING? EVEN RATH KNOCKED BEFORE HE CAME AND BUSTED ME ABOUT GETTING A NEW SWORD!"
"Um, I'm sorry, could you put that mallet away now?" The yellow dragon officer said eyeing the huge hammer hanging slightly over his head. Sighing the white officer tucked the mallet away for the next person who would dare to disturb him. "What do you want Ruwalk. . .The lord didn't sneak out again did he? AND IF HE DID, DID YOU HELP HIM?!"
"No, no of course not 'Fee I mean Alfeegi. I was just wondering, where is the budget book? It's not in its usual place."
"I hid it."
"Oh. . .Why?"
"Because last time I kept it out in the open, I found that the numbers in Kai-stern's trip to Luwa had changed, somewhat. Then I realized that every time I left that book out all the numbers of Kai-stern's business expenses were changing. BECAUSE EVERYTIME I TURNED MY BACK YOU ERASED THOSE NUMBERS AND ADD INTO THE MONEY YOU GAVE HIM EXTRA!"
"It's just that, being on the road all alone, you need a drink once in a while, and maybe some company?"
"I GIVE HIM ENOUGH MONEY FOR WHAT HE NEEDS; A HOTEL AND FOOD FOR HOW EVER MANY DAYS IT TAKE HIM TO GET TO WHERE HE'S GOING AND BACK. IF HE WANTS EXTRA MONEY FOR BEER AND A HOOKER HE'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET!"
"Okay Alfeegi, I'll go and. . .tell him that, if he didn't hear it already. Hey you look kind of tense. Maybe you should try taking a hot bath."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M STANDING HERE FOR IN MY BATHROBE?! YOU THINK I WAS PLANNING ON FLASHING THE CASTLE TONIGHT?!"
"No, you haven't done that sense you got drunk at the last Christmas party."
"GET OUT!"
"Eep!" The dragon officer squeaked before running off in a flash of black and red. The white dragon officer was about to go to his much-needed bath when he felt eyes on him. Teal hair slowly turned around to see that someone was indeed staring at him. "Can I help you Thatz?"
"Um, no just walking by, heard the noise wanted to make sure everything was okay, Well gotta go I'm meeting some of the dragon fighters for a friendly game of poker so I'll just see ya later then-"
"Wait! Poker?"
The red head froze, "Uh did I say poker? I met. . .go fish."
"Well that explains the deck of cards, so why the sack of money?"
"Uh-OH How did that get there? I must have. . . mistook it for my laundry, yeah that's it."
"YOU WERE GOING TO GAMBLE WEREN'T YOU?!"
"Uh, ME? No, never. Hey!" The red head yelled as teal haired officer snatched the deck of cards from his hand, slammed his door shut and locked it. 'Now for my bath' *knocking* That was it!
"WHAT?!" Alfeegi screamed as he flew open his door. "Cernozura?"
The head maid stared at the officer with wide eyes. "Uh, I'm sorry it's just that, I over heard Ruwalk mention to Kai-stern that you were going to be taking your bath so I thought you would like some fresh towels?" "Yes, I'm. . .sorry for the outburst."
"No it's alright. Would you like me to draw your bath for you?"
"Sure why not," Alfeegi said rubbing his temples, and moving inside to let her in, listening to her hum as she walked towards his bathroom, he walked over to his bed and laid down. Slowly he felt his eyes close.
We love Alfeegi!
The musical dream
The sun shown brightly over Draqueen that day as it did mostly everyday. The birds were chirping, people were laughing, and a certain white dragon officer with teal hair was working non-stop. Alfeegi was hunched over his desk scribbling on various reports written by other officers or knights.
"I swear Kai-stern's hand writing is so sloppy it looks like he filled this in while he was drunk. . . he probably was come to think of it." Sighing the teal haired dragon finished filing the report and put it in the folder under business expenses. 'done' he thought I actually finished paper work before midnight. The officer leaned his head back to take in the sun that was shinning through the window only to find, he couldn't. Puzzlement covering Alfeegi's face he quickly tried to turn his neck another way to find the muscles tight from tension. 'Not again' he thought trying to rub the kink out with his fingers. 'Theirs time, sense I finished early for today, maybe I can take a hot bath, I NEED a hot bath.'
Quickly the white dragon officer stood up placing the folder back in the filing cabinet then began walking towards his quarters. As he reached his door he entered and changed into his bathrobe he started heading towards his bathroom only to be stopped by knocking.
"Alfeegi? Can I come in?" sighing the dragon opened the door. "Yes Rath?"
"Um. . .Well, I uh-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF DUSIS WHAT IS IT?!"
"I kinda, brokemyswordonacidentwhenademoncameandattackedIkilleditbutmyswordbroke. And I need a new one."
*twitch* "You. . .broke your sword. . .again?"
*nods*
It took A LOT of self-control for the officer to keep what very little cool he had, especially when most of his cool was in the facet of his bathtub. "Go. . .and fill out an application, their on my desk. Touch ONLY the application box. I'll look over it later this evening, after I finish my bath. . .okay?"
Rath opened his eyes to expect to see a mallet hanging over his head, but saw none. "Um, okay? Have a good bath." The dragon knight of fire said running in the direction of Alfeegi's office.
Sighing yet again the officer was about to go take a much needed vacation in the bathtub when his door opened uninvitingly. "Hey Feegi-"
"RUWALK I TOLD YOU BEFORE DON'T CALL ME THAT, AND SECONDLY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING? EVEN RATH KNOCKED BEFORE HE CAME AND BUSTED ME ABOUT GETTING A NEW SWORD!"
"Um, I'm sorry, could you put that mallet away now?" The yellow dragon officer said eyeing the huge hammer hanging slightly over his head. Sighing the white officer tucked the mallet away for the next person who would dare to disturb him. "What do you want Ruwalk. . .The lord didn't sneak out again did he? AND IF HE DID, DID YOU HELP HIM?!"
"No, no of course not 'Fee I mean Alfeegi. I was just wondering, where is the budget book? It's not in its usual place."
"I hid it."
"Oh. . .Why?"
"Because last time I kept it out in the open, I found that the numbers in Kai-stern's trip to Luwa had changed, somewhat. Then I realized that every time I left that book out all the numbers of Kai-stern's business expenses were changing. BECAUSE EVERYTIME I TURNED MY BACK YOU ERASED THOSE NUMBERS AND ADD INTO THE MONEY YOU GAVE HIM EXTRA!"
"It's just that, being on the road all alone, you need a drink once in a while, and maybe some company?"
"I GIVE HIM ENOUGH MONEY FOR WHAT HE NEEDS; A HOTEL AND FOOD FOR HOW EVER MANY DAYS IT TAKE HIM TO GET TO WHERE HE'S GOING AND BACK. IF HE WANTS EXTRA MONEY FOR BEER AND A HOOKER HE'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET!"
"Okay Alfeegi, I'll go and. . .tell him that, if he didn't hear it already. Hey you look kind of tense. Maybe you should try taking a hot bath."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M STANDING HERE FOR IN MY BATHROBE?! YOU THINK I WAS PLANNING ON FLASHING THE CASTLE TONIGHT?!"
"No, you haven't done that sense you got drunk at the last Christmas party."
"GET OUT!"
"Eep!" The dragon officer squeaked before running off in a flash of black and red. The white dragon officer was about to go to his much-needed bath when he felt eyes on him. Teal hair slowly turned around to see that someone was indeed staring at him. "Can I help you Thatz?"
"Um, no just walking by, heard the noise wanted to make sure everything was okay, Well gotta go I'm meeting some of the dragon fighters for a friendly game of poker so I'll just see ya later then-"
"Wait! Poker?"
The red head froze, "Uh did I say poker? I met. . .go fish."
"Well that explains the deck of cards, so why the sack of money?"
"Uh-OH How did that get there? I must have. . . mistook it for my laundry, yeah that's it."
"YOU WERE GOING TO GAMBLE WEREN'T YOU?!"
"Uh, ME? No, never. Hey!" The red head yelled as teal haired officer snatched the deck of cards from his hand, slammed his door shut and locked it. 'Now for my bath' *knocking* That was it!
"WHAT?!" Alfeegi screamed as he flew open his door. "Cernozura?"
The head maid stared at the officer with wide eyes. "Uh, I'm sorry it's just that, I over heard Ruwalk mention to Kai-stern that you were going to be taking your bath so I thought you would like some fresh towels?" "Yes, I'm. . .sorry for the outburst."
"No it's alright. Would you like me to draw your bath for you?"
"Sure why not," Alfeegi said rubbing his temples, and moving inside to let her in, listening to her hum as she walked towards his bathroom, he walked over to his bed and laid down. Slowly he felt his eyes close.