Author's Note: I just love doing these so there will probably be many more of different universes so watch out. I do not own Skyrim or any of the characters. This is just for laughs.
1. Do not have arrows.
2. Do not use arrows.
3. Avoid arrows.
4. Do not steal from a khajiit.
5. Do not have an all nord dance battle.
6. Do not challenge an argonian to a swimming competition.
7. Do not sit in Ulfric Stormcloak's chair.
8. Do not replace Galmar Stone-fist's hands with actual stone.
9. Do not dye Galmar's uniform pink.
10. Do not keep a deadra as a pet.
11. Do not use the Wabbejack on a bunny.
12. Do not poke the bear.
13. Do not sneak backwards through a cave.
14. Do not become a vampire and drink orange juice.
15. Do not steal the wings of a dragon and then try to fly with them.
16. Destroy all imperials.
17. Destroy all stormcloaks.
18. Do not get in a cursing match with a graybeard.
19. Do not worship Talos.
20. Do not call Alduin stupid.
21. Do not sneak with an invisibility cloak.
22. Do not cheat a khajiit.
23. Do not get in a fist fight with an orc.
24. Do not invade the orc's fortress.
25. Do not ride a bear.
26. Do not call a giant short.
27. Do not pee in the Jagged Crown.
28. Do not have a singing contest with Ulfric Stormcloak.
29. Do not look directly into the sun.
30. Do not force a bear to dance.
31. Do not lose a knee.
32. Do not marry yourself.
33. Do not try to kill a dragon with a plate.
34. Do not use magic to set yourself on fire.
35. Do not read the Elder scroll backwards or upside down.
36. Be careful when you speak.
37. Do not get killed over accidently stealing a bowl.
38. Do not assassinate the Dark Brotherhood.
39. Do not have sex with the Night Mother.
40. Hail Sithis!
41. Or don't.
42. Spend all your time not defeating Alduin.
43. Do not place a bucket over the shop keep's head.
44. Do not shout in the middle of nowhere.
45. Be careful where you yell.
46. Do not dress all dog as a frostbite spider.
47. Do not drink frost spider's venom.
48. Do not use frost magic on a frost troll.
49. Do not eat a horse.
50. Do not dance in the streets of Winterhold naked.
51. Do not give all your possessions to bandits.
52. Do not use a wooden sword.
53. Do not freeze to death.
54. Do move somewhere warmer.
55. Do not howl at a werewolf.
56. Do not steal a vampire's clothes.
57. Do not bring Sithis back to life.
58. Do not insult a nord.
59. Do not call a nord a nerd.
60. Do not keep a wolf as a pet.
61. Do not give anyone a phone.
62. Do not steal General Tullius's uniform.
63. Do not dress up like a wolf.
64. Do not tell a vampire that you are on team Jacob.
65. Do not tell a werewolf that you are on team Edward.
66. Do not play catch with Azura's star.
67. Do not dress up as or be a woman in Windhelm.
68. Do not snuff the chicken.
69. Do not get an Alduin tattoo.
70. Do not get Paarthurnax to attack.
71. Do not join Alduin.
72. Do not eat moldy bread.
73. Do not shave the hair off a khajiit.
74. Do not introduce the people of Skyrim to guns.
75. Do not steal an orc's teeth.
76. Thalmor are the enemy.
77. Do not dance like a monkey.
78. Do not challenge the Archmage to a magic battle.
79. Do not challenge a guard to archer's battle.
80. Do not steal from a bandit.
81. Do not call Lydia baggage.
82. Do not perform the Black Sacrament.
83. Do not adopt Babette.
84. Do not balance a plate on your head.
85. Do not place woopi cushion on Ulfric Stormcloak's chair.
Author's Note: That's the most I'm going to do for now. If you want me to continue, leave a review telling me to update. Hope you like it. Read and review and virtual cookies to all.