Teh Hughist Chronicles - Worship
-Chapter One: The Beginnings
I woke up in chilli sweat. Been so long since I had my fix.
"He is very god." I said to myself I must breath him again
I check the humidifying machine, but the container is empty. "Damn it!" I think to myself.
"I find more short."
-Chapter 2: the Beginning too
I must create mystery for him to see me
I shot myself in the liver and rubbed feces in it.
"He'll have to see me now, he must I am a mystery"
-Chapter 3: Ow much liver
The news was decent! Dr House will see me today.
hi I'm D.r House you are pleased to meet me
"yes very very I said "I broke my liver with gun and fell into pop" I siad
"please help me dr house"
damn you tell me so it isn't a mystery now said house I have you treated right away but
nurse does it he explained
I am busy figuring out why you are so stupid and Dr. House went to his office
-Chapter 4: inter the vikaDen
I must no why you are stupid said house have you expeirenced any head drama?
No I said but give me your sweetpants and I let you sturdy me
You are dumb than I thought but ok have my sweat atire
Yay!
Then Mr. House ate a vicadin and fell hardly on the ground.
-Chapter Four: House wakes a gain(note: a gain is british for again I watch bbc america)
I am return from very long viccaden comma said dr house as he stood on all two legs
but the patient was gone!
"oh well" said house "now i never know..." as he pulled out vikkadin salt lick and layed down before falling
into another comma
-Chapter Five: The plan unfoils
oh my god I said as I ringed the sweat from the pant into the humidifer
I turned it on and let my home fill with house
I began to please myself but I made a mistake and then my lung exploded.
The End