A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
Disclaimer: I don't own Scooby-Doo or the Teletubbies. 'Nuff said.
A/N: For Scrappy Doo haters, this is for you. Please note it is going from PG to PG-13 very quickly because the deaths are going to get a little bit more violent.
Method One: Banana Peel11111
It was a typical night- Freddy was driving the Mystery Machine and they were talking about miscellaneous things. Then, as usual, they ran out of gas and they had to park on the side of the road. Also, they, as usual, found this supposedly haunted house and decided to go mystery solving. All of it was just typical… even when the gang got captured by a group of people in masks. However, one thing was pretty unusual this time around…
THE GROUP OF PEOPLE TOOK OFF THEIR MASKS IN FRONT OF THEM!
The gang of people that were in masks was about their age, and they were very angry, apparently at them. Suddenly, they started to spit out questions at them, like "Why did you allow a smartass little puppy on your show? It sucked after that!"
After barely answering all their questions, all five members of the Scooby-Doo gang were forced to keep their eyes open as they watched a brainwashing program… Teletubbies. As they were watching this little program, the members of the gang that captured them kept saying things like "Kill Scooby's nephew" and "Think of the nephew as a teletubby… make him be one with the teletubby…"
After an hour-long Teletubbies marathon, the Scooby-Doo gang's eyes were frozen and Velma and Shaggy were mumbling, "Kill nephew… kill teletubby…" like zombies. The gang of capturers gave them a book titled Killing Methods: Conducted by the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society and they left saying, "Don't forget to resurrect him with the spell in the back so you can kill him repeatedly!"
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Freddy, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo all grabbed weapons before they left the door and started shuffling to wherever Scrappy was. However, there was a flaw in their plot… they forgot Scrappy where was! Because of this, they sent Scooby out to find Scrappy's scent…and they indeed found him. They took three steps to the Mystery Machine and they found Scrappy in the front seat sleeping. Velma took out the killing methods book they were given and picked out one of the least violent methods: slipping on a banana peel. Well, that's pretty pathetic way to die, eh?
Scooby was sent out to do the dirty work. First, he placed the greasy peel on the floor. Then, he tapped on the window closest to where Scrappy was sleeping, which woke Scrappy up. After that, Scooby started to scream "Ah, Raggy, Ronster!" which caught Scrappy's attention, which made him run out of the car yelling "PUPPY POWER! DON'T WORRY, UNCLE SCOOBY; I'LL SPLAT HIM!"…
Scrappy slipped on that banana peel going 20 miles an hour; which caused him to fall into a tree, which made him break his rib cage. Because the gang didn't help him, Scrappy tried to get out himself, and he fell down 3 feet, which destroyed some of his vital organs. As a result, Scrappy died not too long after.
After Scrappy was dead, the gang resurrected him because it was their orders, and they needed to get ready to kill Scrappy for another chapter.
End of Chapter OneA/N: AAACCK! It's short! Um… well anyway, don't forget to read and review; I want at least two reviews before chapter two: Excel's Fist Death, comes into play! Also, death suggestions are fine if you want.
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91