A random Pokémon battle
Me vs. Ash
My Pokémon:
Name: Crake bunny
Kind: squirrel
Attacks: slap, cheese, and random sparkle
Favorite foods: crake and apples
Likes: hugs and things that sparkle
Dislikes: people who take her crake and my friend name Zac
Favorite words: yum, coco, hahaha… and more
What she looks like: she has one eye, has white fur and a rainbow tell, she wears a purple tie and smiles all the time.
THE BATTLE…
Me: I choose you CRAKE BUNNY!
Ash: I choose you PIKACHU!
Me: slap attack!
Ash: thunder bolt!
Me: cheese attack!
(Then Pikachu gets crushed to death by cheese!)
Ash: WTF?
Me: that's right bitch you lost!
Ash: T^T NO PIKACHU!
(Then my friend Youji runs up to Pikachu's dead body and hugs it!)
Me and Ash: … ?