" Oh Rob, I'm going to miss you so much! how long will you be gone?" Laura, Rob's wife asked.

" I'll only be gone for like a month, honey. Alan Brady wants to do a Miami special and he wants me, Buddy, Sal, and Mel to be there," Rob told his wife.

" I feel so bad that you won't get the chance to say by to Rich," Laura said.

" Well, I gotta get to the airport in an hour to get to Miami," Rob told her.

" I'll write to you when I get the chance!" Laura replied giving Rob a kiss.

" Ok honey, bye! I love you!" Rob exclaimed leaving the house.

At the airport...

Rob was one of the last ones to arrive at the airport.

" Hey, Mel! Hey Alan! Hey Sal," Rob said.

" Oh, hi Rob," Sally replied.

" Good morning, Rob," Mel said.

" How do you do, Rob?" Alan asked.

" I'm great! Thanks for asking Alan," Rob replied. "Where's Buddy?"

" Don't know and don't care to know," Mel told Rob.

" Buddy told me he was running a little late. His wife is being a little clingy," Sally told Rob.

Rob nodded his head as Buddy ran past him out of breathe.

" Buddy, are you alright?" Sally asked.

" Really Sally? What kind of question is that?" Buddy asked annoyed.

" Come on Buddy, Sal is just being friendly with you," Rob told Buddy.

" I'm sorry fellas. I had to run away from my wife. She was hugging me too tight and hugged me even tighter when I told her, I had to leave and I was going to be late," Buddy explained.

Everyone was laughing.

" Hey, what are you all laughing at? It's true and not funny!" Buddy exclaimed.

It was time for whoever was going to Miami to get on the plane. As everyone got on the plane, they took their seats.

" Wait a minute, I can't sit next to him!" Buddy whined pointing at Mel.

" Why?" Rob asked.

" His head is too shiny. Sal, come switch with him," Buddy replied.

" Now Buddy, I am not going to move! I got a good seat! A window seat for God sake" Sally told him.

" Rob?"

" Buddy, it's only going to be a few hours!" Rob said.

" Rob, Sally, one of you switch places with me! I don't want him next to me. He's going to make jokes about me throughout the whole flight," Mel requested.

" See? We're on the same page!" Buddy added.

" Again, I got a good seat! I refuse to switch!" Sally replied.

" Ok fine, I'll do it to be the bigger person," Rob volunteered.

Rob didn't mind being next to Buddy. Sally would've wanted to if she had an aisle seat.

(Time skip)

As the writers, the producer, and the star of the show were in Miami, they got out of the plane.

" Gee, I wonder what time it is?" Rob asked himself.

" It's 6:00pm, I thought it would be midnight!" Buddy replied.

" I was asking myself, not you Buddy. Thanks anyway," Rob said.

" Where should we eat? I'm starving!" Buddy whined.

" Well, so am I dingbat and I'm not complaining!" Sally yelled.

" Guys, calm down and we'll figure out where to eat," Rob added.

Just then, an older bleach blonde women came up to them.

" Are you lost?" She asked.

" Oh no madame, we are just a little tired and hungry figuring out where to eat," Rob replied.

" Of course we're lost! Do you know any places for us to eat at?" Sally asked.

" Well, come over to my place! I'm making some lasagna tonight," the woman said.

" Mmmm, lasagna! Just as much as I would love some, I can't have it at a stranger's house," Sally replied.

" Wow, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Rose Nylund! And you are-," Rose said but got cut off.

" Robert Petrie, and these are my friends Buddy and Sally," Rob said.

" And I'm Mel Cooley, the producer of-," Mel said, but got cut off.

" Don't tell me, The Alan Brady Show! All of your faces are so familiar! I see Alan every week on television and I saw the writers and the producer that one time in the Christmas episode!" Rose exclaimed.

Everyone except Alan cringed.

Rose brought the staff home for dinner.

" Girls, I have a surprise for all of you! Come on in!" Rose shouted.

Rose's other three roommates looked up from what they were doing. All of them looked displeased.

" Rose, who are these people and why are they in my house?" the Southern Belle asked.

" They were lost, cold, and came from somewhere else. Please let them stay for dinner, Blanche!" Rose begged.

Blanche sighed, " Okay Rose, they can stay only for dinner! By the way, what are all of your names?"

" Well, this is Rob, Buddy, Sally, Mel, and the only and only Alan Brady!" Rose introduced them to Blanche.

" Rose, I was not asking you! But, Alan Brady! Alan Brady in my house! You all work for him? You are welcome in!" Blanche exclaimed.

The staff came in the house and sat in different seats.

" There is lasagna in the oven, I'm going to go check on it. Blanche, why don't you sit and talk with the guests," Rose suggested as she went into the kitchen.

" So, what are you doing in Miami?" Blanche asked.

" Well, I am doing a Miami special and it will last for a month. I'm having my writers and producer here because I need their help," Alan explained to Blanche.

" Now tell me uh Blanche or whatever your name is, are there any hot fellas in Miami?" Sally asked.

Rob gave Sally the "you really had to ask that?" kind of look.

" Oh yes, but they are all attracted to me," Blanche replied as Sally gagged.

Rose came out of the kitchen.

" Lasagna is ready!" Rose announced serving everyone some lasagna.

As everyone was eating dinner, Dorothy and Sophia come home and from what they came home too, they look displeased.

" Wow, who's idea was it to invite a bunch of prowlers?" Sophia asked.

" Be quiet, Ma! Ah hem, may I speak to the slut and the moron in the kitchen?" the teacher asked.

Blanche and Rose got up from where they were sitting and went into the kitchen. When Dorothy said, "slut and moron" they knew who they were because Dorothy has called them that many times.

" Why are there strangers in the living room eating dinner?" Dorothy asked.

" Leave me out of this! This was all of Rose's idea!" Blanche shouted leaving the kitchen.

Dorothy glared at Rose.

" Dorothy, I can explain! Those people were lost and new to Miami! I offered them dinner!" Rose explained.

" Well Rose, you don't offer strangers to come over for dinner," Dorothy told her.

" If they're lost you do!"

" Who are they?" Dorothy asked.

" The staff of the Alan Brady show and Alan Brady himself," Rose replied.

" Alan Brady! In our living room? I have got to say hello to him!" Dorothy exclaimed.

Dorothy and Rose went into the living room to meet up with everyone.

" Which one of you is Alan Brady?" Dorothy asked.

" I'm Alan Brady," Alan said.

Dorothy and Alan shook hands.

" Dorothy Zbornak, it's a pleasure to meet you! Now, why are you and your friends here having dinner?" Dorothy asked.

" Well, I'm doing a Miami special that will last for a month and my friends are the staff of the show!" Alan explained.

Dorothy also met Rob, Buddy, Sally and Mel.

After dinner was over, it was time to get to the hotel.

" Thanks for this delicious dinner, who usually makes dinner?" Mel asked.

" It's between Sophia and Rose. Tonight, it was Rose's turn to make dinner," Blanche replied.

" Well, me and Alan have to leave. We have to get to our hotel," Mel stood up.

" Wait, Mel! You and Alan? What about the test of us?" Rob asked.

" What?" Mel replied.

" Oh Mel, you did not forget to get us a hotel did you?" Rob asked.

Mel sighed, "Sorry Rob, I forgot again."

" Where are we going to stay?" Sally asked.

" I guess, you can stay right here," Mel said.

" Here?" The writers asked.

" If that's the case, I'm going to have to sleep with Dorothy again!" Sophia whined.

" Well, where is everyone going to sleep?" Rose asked.

" In the garage, Rose," Dorothy replied.

" Well, two of us are going to have to sleep together," Blanche said.

" What about Dorothy and Sophia sleep together?" Rose asked.

" Why don't we try something different? How about I move in with Dorothy, then Rose and Sophia can be together. Rob and someone else can take my room," Blanche suggested.

" No way! If I sleep with Rose, she's going to keep telling me some stupid stories!" Sophia whined.

" I want to sleep with one of the writers," Rose said.

" Ok, then who?" Dorothy asked.

" I pick Buddy," Rose replied.

" Me? Oh boy! Can I see the room?" Buddy asked.

" Sure!" Rose went to show Buddy her room.

" I guess you're stuck with me, Sal," Rob told Sally as she smirked.

Buddy then came back to the living room.

" Forget it! It's too pink! Rob, I'll sleep with you!" Buddy said.

" Ok, then Sal sleeps with Rose," Rob added.

" Sal? You're name is actually Sal?" Sophia asked Sally.

" Well, my name is Sally, but the boys call me Sal," Sally told Sophia.

" Question, can I call you Sal? I'm going to mix up Sally with my husbands name, Sal as in Salvadore?" Sophia asked.

" Sure," Sally replied.

" Well Sally, if you're going to sleep with Rose, I need to warn you on something about Rose," Blanche told her.

"What does she do? Sleepwalk?" Sally asked.

" No, more annoying than that! When she can't sleep, she'll wake you up and make you tell her a story!" Blanche explained.

" I have no problem with any of that. Sometimes my cat will wake me up and make me tell him a story. Besides, I'm a writer! If I can write for a TV show, I can tell stories," Sally told Blanche.

" Alright, but I'm warning you!"

Mel and Alan left the house and the writers went to their assigned rooms to settle in.

-Hello everyone, this is my first fan fiction on here! This is also on my Wattpad and m username is DCPOODLEXX! I don't have much to say right now, but that's it and I'll see you later!

-oldhollywoodbaby