On the saiyan planet far out in space lived a race of warriors known as Saiyajin. Many planets where taken by these so called brutal warriors. But for one small scientist this would be an amusing trip. Cursed by a foul sorcerer to suffer through eternity the lone genius known to others as Vexatious Indifference stood aloft from most mortals. He himself preferred the solitary existence of his lab work to anything else. But sometimes doors open to the least likely places...This is one doors story..

A yawn would come before Vex would tip back in his floating chair."Oh my god this is boring! Hmm, I could use something to eat." Hopping down from his chair he would walk for his door holding up his key card he'd slide it through the complex system disarming it the door appearing as he'd walk through it. Now Vex's lab was hung in a delicate dimensional space outside normal space, and time. He never knew where the door would open it was set to open on random to add a little spice to life. Equipping his translator he left, his lab in search of food. "A long dark hall, yea something tells me I'm not on earth..." A roll of the eyes coming, before he checked his shielding gems were in place before starting to walk forwards. 'Ok so far so good no one around. Maybe I'm not gonna get caught. ' No sooner had the thought entered his head he was confronted with the oddest sight, a person with a monkey tail. A raise of the brow coming as he watched this person, who was in turn watching him. For a moment neither being moved natural curiosity keeping them captive. The spell was broken however when Vex finally spoke"Well I'm right fucked aren't I big guy..." The person just stared at him a moment longer before speaking."That depends do you want to be?" Of all the odd things to say this was the oddest. Vex blinked then snorted softly before speaking "Not by you anyways, I'm sorry I don't procreate outside my species.." The being snorted before laughing loudly"You've got spunk for a trespasser, what's your name boy?" Vex planted both hands on his hips speaking"Boy? You've got a lot of nerve, I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Another laugh would come from the being before Vex spoke"But since you asked so nicely I'll indulge your curious streak, my name is Vexatious Indifference. If you'd like however you may call me Vex." The being chuckled before speaking"My name is Raditz and you are still trespassing.." Vex rolled his eyes before speaking"Well you'll have to pardon me oh warrior of the door guarding.. I just want food not trouble." Raditz eyed the spunky creature before tipping his head"What are you anyways. Your not Saiyajin..." Vex smirked before bowing"Well I guess there is intelligence here after all.. Here I thought it was going to be like planet of the apes.." Raditz blinked unsure if that was a dig or not but let it pass. This certainly was an amusing and attractive creature. Raditz shook his head his arms folding"Well?" Vex waved one hand speaking"I'm a human from a separate dimensional space. I refer to it as my lab if you must know." "Oh? A human with brains enough to come up with that? Are you sure your human?" Raditz smirked before prowling around the smaller human before noticing the coat the other wore."...Is that a lab coat?" Vex rolled his eyes before speaking" Yes captain Obvious it is, can I get some food or not?" Raditz couldn't help but chuckle at this before waving one hand"If you can wait I'm off in an hour..Stay right there and behave I'll bring you to get some food.."

Author's note:

Yes DBZ Dear lord you know I'm gonna screw this up in some way shape or form. The question is who should Vex be paired with. Yes this is going to go down the dark side of Fan fiction It's gonna go straight into Yaoi. So any suggestions on who he should be mated to? Any questions or comments can be sent to the in box on . This is going to be multi chapters I won't always leave it off so random and yes there will be random swearing in it so it's gonna be rated for it. Reviews help fine tune the story how ever they also make it more likely I'll actually give a damn about this story and update. Now if your along the line of flaming ask yourself this is it really worth it to spend two minutes typing that up when you could just be going to the next Fanfic in the list?

Disclaimer:

Dragon ball Z and all characters contained within belong to Akira Toriyama and several publishing companies so says Wikipedia.. Which means it's just too hard of a list to play peek-a-boo with.

The only thing I own is Vex he is my creation.