Author's Note: Read, cringed. No wonder most of my viewers seemed to stop reading after a few chapters. I think I've made it better…
If you think the next chapters are bad, feel free to skip chapters. My writing gets better as you go along. (And let's be honest, with this kind of story only the beginning and end matter when it comes to plot. It's like a less dark Fruits Basket.)
By the way, bold is Japanese. Regular is English.
Warnings: Fairly rushed plots, perfect spelling and grammar (the one thing I'm proud of), a whole bunch of emoticons in the Author's Notes, and just immaturity in general. Please keep in mind that an eleven year old wrote the first few chapters or so. Though some of them are edited. Like this one.
Edits also mean there might be discrepancies, like how the Miracles don't know English here but do in the rest of the story. You'll have to bear with that too... Sorry.
I don't own Kuroko no Basuke! (Stands for entire story. You'll see just how much I forget to put this.)
Ah, Children
Once upon a time, there was this kid at the park.
But then time stopped for everything but the girl. She knew this because the other kids had stopped mid-run and the balls were still in the air.
Wait, that meant she could play with the balls now!
Except that would be rude.
A swirly circle-shaped vortex opened up, its appearance similar to how a tornado would look if you were looking at one from above.
She looked around.
Should she go in?
Nobody answered her, given that they were frozen.
… Oh, why not.
But first…
She walked over to the guy who had stolen her ball a few minutes ago.
Smiling, she positioned the guy to have one hand on his hip and another behind his head.
Perfect.
So then the girl stepped in the vortex thing, feeling drowsy after.
She fell asleep.
The Generation of Miracles were having their average day and returned from a match to see that in their hotel room was a sleeping girl.
… Yup, normal no more.
"Hello?" Kise tapped the girl lightly on her shoulder.
After a few taps, the girl opened her eyes to see six pairs of eyes looking at her.
She rubbed her eyes sleepily. "Hi…?"
Kise sparkled, but tried to keep it down.
"Morning! Uh, who are you?"
"... Yes...?"
The girl stood up, looking at everybody.
Then she stared at Kise.
"... Dad?"
Kise gaped as she stood up and looked around.
"I think "Yes" is her name… And daddy, she called me daddy! I think you're my kid from the future!"
He paused.
"But why would I call my kid Yes…?"
Akashi spoke.
"We have no idea who Yes is. She might be connected to a police case or something..."
"... I think we should make sure Yes is her name."
Midorima turned to the girl.
"Your name?"
The girl craned her head to look at Midorima, and everybody realized with a start that they needed to sit down.
So they did.
"... Do you all speak English?"
"... I think she said something about English. Does anybody know English?"
All shook their head.
"You don't?"
The girl's head whipped over to Kise, squinting at him.
"Then you aren't my daddy, are you?!"
Kise, in a sad, sad attempt to talk to the girl, waved at her.
She paused.
"... Are you the kidnappers Mommy tells me about?"
In their crisis, the Miracles took Lily to a police station.
Because no matter how much Kise talked about his future kids, he wasn't getting them to keep her.
At least, not that easily.
"What's your name and nationality?"
"Lily! I'm American."
So her name was Lily.
"Full name, please."
"Lily Winter."
"Age?"
"Fiiive." Lily held up five fingers.
"Do you happen to know where you are?"
Lily blinked.
Kise noted that Lily had rather short, thick lashes instead of the long, rather sparse ones he had.
... So far, his theory said he married somebody with brown eyes and short, thick lashes.
"... America?"
"No, you're in Japan. A country on the other side of the world."
Lily looked up, thinking.
"Why am I here?"
"That's what I'm trying to figure out."
Lily looked back at the man.
"Oh."
"So, Lily, what happened before you ended up here?"
"I was at the park and this guy stole my ball. I was running after him, but then this swirly thingy appeared and I felt sleepy and I landed here. Oh, and then I met these guys! I thought they were kidnappers, but they went to you guys with me. So I think they're good guys."
"Why would you go outside with them if you thought they kidnapped you?"
"I thought they would pull out a gun if I didn't. Like in the movies."
The officer, looking disturbed, asked the Miracles something.
They shook their heads.
Staring at the Miracles, Lily realized something.
The blonde motioned for the officer to come closer.
He came closer.
"Is rainbow hair normal here? I wanna have rainbow hair too!"
"..."
So then the officer asked if Lily knew her family's contact numbers.
"Yup, I do! I got them memorized a long time ago and they're…"
Lily paused.
"I don't remember..."
"..." The officer paused, writing down something.
"Where were you before?"
"In the park."
"In… America?"
"Yup!"
"Do you know what state you live in?"
"New York."
The officer wrote down some more things while Lily turned to see something.
She gasped.
"CANDY CANES!"
She looked at the officer, pleading.
"Can I have one, pleeeeeease? I don't get ever get those if it's not my birthday!"
The officer looked at Lily, then at the paper he was writing on, then the Miracles, then the candy canes behind him.
After a few moments of thought, he handed one over.
Lily ripped the wrapping off and began eating happily.
More questions were asked, accompanied by Lily's crunching and then Murasakibara's after he grabbed one too.
In the end, the police officer told the Miracles to learn English and take care of Lily until they found out who her family was and returned her to her family.
Until then, they'd look into things.
The Miracles went home.
"So... when we go to practice, what'll Lily do?"
The Miracles all paused at this.
Kise glimmered.
"Maybe I can keep her at my house!"
"I never thought of you as a pedophile, Kise-kun, but I guess that has to change."
"Kurokocchi! You know she's my child!"
"We checked. Lily-san has no such relation with you."
Kise pouted.
"Because she's from the future!"
Midorima pushed up his glasses.
"My little sister used to go to a daycare."
Oh, an actual solution.
"So she'll go there?"
"Yes."
And with that quick decision, Lily was enrolled into the daycare through the power of Midorima.
She was to start going… eh, how about tomorrow.