Come Out and Pay (Keep 'Em Apart)
By:Majin Vegeta
Disclaimer:Konnicha wa oh fans of Majin song parodys! (Yes, they *do* exist...I'm just not sure where yet.) I have yet another craaaazy installment of a song parody for you this evening. This time around you get a parody of the Offspring song 'Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)' which is *NOT* owned by me...unfortunately. Also, the great classic of anime, Ranma 1/2, is *NOT* owned by me either. Pity, I like the show so much too. ^_^
*******
Gotta keep 'em apart
Like the latest fianceé
Like a spreading curse
The kids are sparrin' on their way to the classroom
Using umbrellas with the greatest of ease
The amazons stake their own restaurant locale
And if Mousse catches Ranma flirtin' then it's all over pal
If one guy's uniforms and the other's don't mix
They're gonna beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up
Hey - pops you tryin' ta get me married?Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - man you glomping on to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be turning into a pig
Hey come out and pay
By the time you hear Kodachi's cackle
It's all ready too late
One falls for the guy and the other the girl
One Kuno is insane and the other is brain dead
It goes down the same as the episode before
No one's beating Ranma
No one's settling the score
Your never ending spree of martial arts and vengeance and tomboys
Is gonna entertain you, entertain you, entertain
They're gonna beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up
Hey - pops you tryin' ta get me married?Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - man you glomping on to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be turning into a pig
Hey come out and pay
It goes down the same as the episode before
No one's beating Ranma
No one's settling the score
Your never ending spree of martial arts and vengeance and tomboys
Is gonna entertain you, entertain you, entertain
They're gonna beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up
Hey - pops you tryin' ta get me married?Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - man you glomping on to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be turning into a pig
Hey come out and pay
***DONE-O***
There ya go, yet another solid song parody signed, sealed, and delivered to your salivating mouths. I hope ya enjoyed it my friends, and if you didn't then well...then yeah...you just didn't enjoy it. Whatever, I ain't losin' sleep over it. If I did, I'd probably be an insomniac, anyway. ::Shrugs::
By:Majin Vegeta
Disclaimer:Konnicha wa oh fans of Majin song parodys! (Yes, they *do* exist...I'm just not sure where yet.) I have yet another craaaazy installment of a song parody for you this evening. This time around you get a parody of the Offspring song 'Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)' which is *NOT* owned by me...unfortunately. Also, the great classic of anime, Ranma 1/2, is *NOT* owned by me either. Pity, I like the show so much too. ^_^
*******
Gotta keep 'em apart
Like the latest fianceé
Like a spreading curse
The kids are sparrin' on their way to the classroom
Using umbrellas with the greatest of ease
The amazons stake their own restaurant locale
And if Mousse catches Ranma flirtin' then it's all over pal
If one guy's uniforms and the other's don't mix
They're gonna beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up
Hey - pops you tryin' ta get me married?Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - man you glomping on to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be turning into a pig
Hey come out and pay
By the time you hear Kodachi's cackle
It's all ready too late
One falls for the guy and the other the girl
One Kuno is insane and the other is brain dead
It goes down the same as the episode before
No one's beating Ranma
No one's settling the score
Your never ending spree of martial arts and vengeance and tomboys
Is gonna entertain you, entertain you, entertain
They're gonna beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up
Hey - pops you tryin' ta get me married?Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - man you glomping on to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be turning into a pig
Hey come out and pay
It goes down the same as the episode before
No one's beating Ranma
No one's settling the score
Your never ending spree of martial arts and vengeance and tomboys
Is gonna entertain you, entertain you, entertain
They're gonna beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, beat it up
Hey - pops you tryin' ta get me married?Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey - man you glomping on to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em apart
Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be turning into a pig
Hey come out and pay
***DONE-O***
There ya go, yet another solid song parody signed, sealed, and delivered to your salivating mouths. I hope ya enjoyed it my friends, and if you didn't then well...then yeah...you just didn't enjoy it. Whatever, I ain't losin' sleep over it. If I did, I'd probably be an insomniac, anyway. ::Shrugs::