SNAPE'S CRAPPY DAY
By Ladydude
Harry Potter was sad and angry, so he decided to talk to Voldemort. The two had become friends over the summer while Harry was killing demons with Dobby's flesh. They were epic demon hunters and were named the Most Super Fantastic Demon Hunters of Epic Super Win!
"Hello Harry," Voldy said with a British accent. "What is wrong?"
"Draco Malfoy pushed me off the swingset," Harry sobbed. "He's a stupid mean stupidhead."
"I'm sorry," Voldemort apologized, patting Potter's placenta. "Shall I kill him for you?"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" HARRY SHOUTED I LOVE HIM"
"That's too bad," Voldemort sighed. He secretly loved Harry, but could not admit it."
Ich habe das Spiel verloren! Sie ist eine Lesbisch. Die Krokodil esst die Lesbisch und Ginny. Es ist tot. Ich liebe dich!
Enoby exploded!
Harry und Draco were making out in a sandbox when Voldemort appeared. He killed a random pig that was passing by, then shouted, "HARRY! ICH LIEBE DICH! HAVE MY BABYS"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" harry screamed "UR GROS."
"BUT I AM NOT DUMBLEDORE" Voldy cried "I AM ..."
Voldemort transformed into . . . . .
SNAPE.
"Gasp," ejaculated Harry. "It's Snape!"
"Yes, Potter," he said in a Scandinavian accent. "I ams Snape."
"Omg."
"I know right? Sos, I was walkings to the mall when Voldys trys to kill me! Ands I said 'Wowee!' It was crazys."
"Sounds like it," Harry chortled.
Draco slapped Snape. "GTFO HE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Then...AN EPIC WAR BEGAN!
Snape kicked Draco in the cro
If a line parallel to one side of a triangle intersects the other two sides, then it divides the two sides equally.
Draco screamed really really really really loud, like a girl. Voldemort laughed at him.
"Teehee," he said.
Draco stabbed Snape with a butterknife. With a terrible scream, he died.
"Bye Snape," Harry said. Then he kissed Draco and they made beautiful love in the grassy snow.
the end.