The Escape

Ed and Edd sat down in his seat at the Dormitory Guide's office. They were waiting for their best friend, Eddy to get out of the Dormitory Guide's office at Ranelo Station. After 20 long minutes of waiting, Eddy finally came out.

Eddy grumbled "I….officially hate Kevin."

Edd sighed and asked worriedly "Eddy, what tragic punishment has the Dormitory Guide issued to your pass this time?"

Eddy shouted "He gives me a red circle on my pass and he cuts off my food ration! I'll have no meat or cheese for 3 weeks! That's nearly a month long of almost no food on my little tray! Kevin who started the whole thing acts all innocent and only gets a green card but also a star on his pass! I hate Kevin right now!"

Ever since the Eds arrived at Ranelo Station with the others, Kevin has made every moment of the Eds' life a living nightmare. But his favorite target was Eddy and a result, he bullied Eddy the most.

Edd said "Well, Eddy, you should have given a further explanation in deeper description and detail. That way, maybe the Dormitory Guide wouldn't have given you that red circle."

Eddy groaned and said angrily "Well, Sir Diploma doesn't know anything but squat! He didn't even give me a fair trial. He just put the red circle on mine and the star on his."

Edd said "Maybe you should apologize to the Dormitory Guide. He might take that red circle and food ration off if you do."

Eddy took a deep breath and said "OK, Sockhead, I apologize… to Sir Monkey when pigs have yellow wings, fly 230 million miles in the air, are indigo, speak Italian and could eat 90 gallons of dog poop while doing push-ups!"

Edd said "But Eddy, this will put a permanent mark on your record and you know what that will mean."

Now any average person would realize what Double D was saying was actually true and would apologize immediately. But Eddy isn't average. No, he's extraordinary beyond it all and clever too. Eddy isn't afraid of showing any of these traits.

Eddy said "I say we escape this nuthouse if you ask me. I've had enough of being forced to live in this inter-regional tin can for the rest of my life."

Double D said "Eddy, we can't do such a terrible deed. May I remind you that this fantastic sanctuary has given us possibly mandatory and permanent housing, food and water for us all? That Ranelo Station would take us when no other station in this area would."

Eddy muttered "They took us only for the pity and they're not very good to us."

Ed nodded sadly and said "Double D, will we go to the Fifth Planet of the Evil Green Putzila?"

Ever since they were escorted roughly into reception on that cold, rainy night, Ranelo Station had been complete torture. Sarah had become worse, mingling with a group of rebellious, trouble-making girls who were older than her. Sarah was now a junior member and had been even worse. Her "guardians" yelled at her now more than Ed due to her rebellious nature, her habit of wearing black, red, white, blue or any type of color that seemed to be group-appropriate. She talked back to her leaders during lessons, refused to do work in her part-time job and came home very late. Sarah used to dislike boys other than her best friend Jimmy. That all changed when she met the Slashers. She had a different boy with him almost every single day. She rarely talked to Jimmy now and treated him like she treated Ed: by shouting at him and calling him "useless", "sissy" and "weakling". Jimmy was now no longer like he was long ago. Jimmy no longer had any fears but he still cringed whenever he saw a bug. He gained weight and had good muscles. He treated Sarah kindly but he still shunned the Eds. Sarah often dressed inappropriately, provoking the anger of her modestly dressed guardians and the teasing and mocking from her peers. Kevin hated the Eds more than ever. He strayed away from most of the other kids except Nazz, Rolf and Johnny. He bonded with the other kids from Lemon Brook and Golden Heights. But that's when Kevin's life went downhill. He went out in private with a college girl from Southback. Eddy found out about it and beat him to the punch. It turned out that the college girl was a swapper. Kevin ended up with a black eye, a broken arm, 6 lost teeth, a sling, and crutches. Kevin was so hurt that he was reduced to staring out the window of his room for a week. Nazz dumped him and avoided any contact with him when he started using metabytes. Rolf joined him in it but stopped almost immediately after starting. Kevin mocked him while conversing with his friends: "Well, Ra-lof, he's just a pussy from the high-ends. He'll go off soon." The next day, Rolf beat Kevin to a pulp. Now, Nazz and Rolf are together- which is 100 xs worse than Nazz and Eddy together! Or at least Kevin thought so. His pass for a career in professional retaball went down the drain when he began to skip retaball lessons in exchange for doing metabytes in the basement loft with his Lemon Brook friends. His insane life had cost him his very high-paying job, his education at the best private teacher at Ranelo Station, his straight-clean life and record and also his home. Kevin was located from the mansion-like house he lived in just outside of Ranelo Station to a small, old home in the low ends of Ranelo. Kevin hated the Eds and so he blamed them for every misfortune that he had caused himself which led to the fight which is now.

Eddy said "I think it's time to leave this boiling piece of junk while it's still standing. Right, Ed?"

Ed nodded courageously. There was nothing Double D could do to stop him. He knew from past experience that when Eddy had his mind set on something, he would do it.

Double D said "Alright, gentlemen. I will assist you in your ridiculous yet impressive attempt to escape our lovely, luxurious home."