Just to note everything that is bold it the person talking to the narrator
It's a lovely day here in Konoha, the birds are chirping and a hyperactive ninja is jumping from roof to roof singing… one direction (really Naruto). Today the ninja from the sand are also coming in for a very important day… Sasuke Uchiha's 17th birthday. And we are planning to throw him a surprise party.
Oh excuse my rudeness I should introduce myself. I am Sakura Haruno, a leaf village medic ninja, and also one of three members of team seven. Well anyway you can help me make sure that the people on this list are attending, first we have to find…. Naruto. QUICK FOLLOW THE SOUNDS OF ONE DIRECTON!
(Far off in the corners of the village, you and sakura hear what sounds of dying cats and retarded owls saying) "YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! OH OH OH! THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!" oh my goodness is that Naruto…. He sounds like a flicted *f cked up* rat… on drugs…. With a butcher knife to his throat. "HEY SAKURA! DID YOU LIKE THE SONG! IM GONNA SING IT TO HINATA LATER TODAY! DURING THE PARTY….. AND IM GONNA SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SASUKE AS A SOLO!" Oh my goodness um… Naruto I don't think that would be a good idea. "OH SAKURA YOU WORRY TOO MUCH! SASUKE AND HINATA WILL LOVE IT" (Naruto runs off before sakura can reply) oh no…. well Naruto' coming. I did a little looking around and asking about invites before you came and Ino Shikamaru Choji Shino Hinata… hmmm seems Naruto was actually the last one. ok so let's go and see if Gaara and his team have arrived, OFF TO THE HOKAGE TOWER WE GOOOOOO!
(You and Sakura go to the hokage tower where the hokage *Tsunade* and the Kazekage *Gaara* are sitting across from each other having conversation). Lady Tsunade the checklist is completed…. Well almost, now all we need to do is get everyone together and get Sasuke to the stadium. "Well done Sakura I knew I could count on you. Did you make sure to have the microphones set to turn off when Naruto gets on stage" yes Kakashi sensei said he would handle that. "Gaara: was that Naruto outside just a few minutes ago singing one direction?" Sad to say, yes…. Yes that was. "Gaara: *Plethora of expressions* good" now to get the highly uninterested Sasuke…. To the auditorium where his surprise party is taking place.
What will happen between Sasuke and the Party goers? Will he be appreciative? And also there is a special guest appearing at the party… Who will it be? And will Naruto decide to change one direction…. To Justin bieber… we will find out on the next chapter of….. SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY!