Peter Johnson
A/N i do not own PJ
chapter 1
this is a pen
percy pov.
I watched as Mr burnner threw a pen at me as Mrs dodds came closer i catched it and i put
On my over used surprised face on
"uncap it for a BRONZE SOWRD!"he commanded
"wait a sec your saying a pen's a sword...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU ONE CRAZY LITTLE MAN!"
I said so ooc that Mr brunner was confused
"your ooc"
"HEY'S MATE WAT DOAS THA MEAN" I said
"grammar please"said Mr brunner
"are you the FLIPI'N GRAMMER PLOICE!"
"NO!"
"O YEA?"
"IM NOT"
"CALM DOWN OLD MAN!"
"NO YOU!"
after 2 minutes
"im getting board demigods!"shouted Mrs Dodds before leaving
"wait so this is a pen and an INSTANT SWORD! WOW YOUR INSANE"
I pointed the pen two my face
"and this is prof!"
I uncaped it and nothing happened
"COOL MATE A POINTLESS PEN!"
I walked slowly to Mr bunner and punched him
"your INSANE!"
"your so ooc"
"tell me what it mean's!"
"you dont know becous your like this all the time can you just calm down please!"
"your an OLD CRIPPELD LITTLE MAN
WITH AN PROBLEM IN YOUR HEAD AND
YOU NEED A PERSON TO GIVE YOU HELP!"
Mr burnner went up to me and stole the pen
and stabed me 9 times and then tea bagged me.
Mr bunner pov
time to have a little talk with hades!
A/N sorry for bad story but it gets better!