Spoot: I am a very happy person right now!

Duo: What? Why?

Spoot: nunya!

Food War

Monday night at dinner:

Duo looked up, he was listening to the sounds of Trowa breathing. no, more like gasping for air. His fork was empty. "Is it to hot?" Asked Quatre. "I can see through time..." Trowa gasped out. "I'm so sorry!" Heero said. It's just traditional Spicy Tuna." Duo looked over at Heero. "Not everyone likes sushi." He said. Heero sighed and dropped his chopsticks. "I suppose you have a better idea for dinner." He snapped. Duo shook his head, "I do, as a matter of fact. Pizza."

Tuesday night at dinner:

Heero looked down at the boxes on the table. "Well, Whats everyone waiting for! Dig in!" Duo said, throwing his arms in the air. Trowa was the first brave victom...eh, consumer. He reached over and opened the first box. it smelled great. and looked great. it was a classic pepperoni pizza. he took a slice, and cautiously took a bite. His eyes lightened up and he let out a loud, "MMMMMMMMH!" and continued to eat. the rest of them began to dig in. Quatre looked worried. "Is there anything here that doesn't have meat on it...or cheese..." Duo sighed and dropped his slice. "I suppose you have another suggestion." Quatre placed his hands on his chin, going into deep thought.

Wednesday night at dinner:

Everyone looked on at the weirdest looking food on their plates. "What? It's just hummis wraps, dig in! Its good, I sware!" Quatre said, digging in and taking a big bite. Heero poked at his food, maybe it would move. Duo pushed his plate away and stuck out his toung, like a 5-year-old. Wufei was watching Quatre eat with a grimus. Trowa, ever brave, took a bite, gagged, and dropped the food. "Nope...cant do it!" Said Wufei, shoving his food away as well.
"And you can do better?" Quatre snapped. "well, I don't wanna brag..." Wufei began.

thursday night at dinner:

Quatre was sure the food moved as Wufei slapped it on his plate. Duo was inspecting it with a carefull, food critic, eye. "What is this?" Heero asked, placing his fork down. "Just try it!" Wufei snapped, placing a helping on Trowa's plate. Trowa poked it, and it jiggled. he sniffed it, and gagged. "I gatta know!" Duo said softly. "Bagongshan Stinky Tofu." Wufei said simply. everyone pushed their plates away, squeaking in unison, their disgust. "WHAT! Its good! and it's not meat." He said to Quatre. He looked up at Wufei with a smirk. "It's good for you." Wufei said to Duo. Duo shook his head. "Its Asian." Wufei said to Heero, who nodded. "Dont, I wont even try it!" Trowa said when Wufei turned to him. "I'm tired of this, I can't handle the horrible cooking. I'm sorry." He said.

Friday night at dinner

Duo looked down at a wonderful looking burrito. It was filled with chicken, beans, beef, and tons of cheese. Duo looked pleased. Quatre had a veggie enchilada, and it looked positively delish! Wufei had a yummy looking quesadilla, and Heero had a VERY spicy taco meal. "This looks delicious!" Quatre snapped. Trowa sat down to his burritos. "Thank you." He said, scooting his chair to his comfort level. "Yeah, I'm glad you thought of it!" Duo snapped, grabbing up his food, and stuffing his face. "you out did yourself!" Heero said. He to began to eat. "You're cooking every night." Said Wufei, digging in. "Evry...night?" Trowa asked. "Yep." Quatre said with a mouth full. Oh no, what had he gotten himself into...

Spoot: I hope I made you all hungry.

Duo: I know I am. you mind cooking?

Spoot: when pigs fly.

Duo: Thats great dear, I'll take a Ham sandwich.

Spoot: GAH!