Diet
Japan walked up to France one day and said:
"Mr. France, how is it you can eat sweets, breads, creamy soups and sauces and remain so thin?"
"Mon ami, the answer is so simple. We use portion control and walk everywhere we go."
"I see."
Italy suddenly pops up and said:
"That goes for me too. The Mediterranean diet is the best! And nothing keeps you slim and happy like dancing with pretty girls."
"Hon, hon, hon." Agreed France.
"Japan, you will find many European countries share the same ideals." Said Germany who followed Italy.
"I see. Is it the same for you, Mr. Germany?" Asked Japan.
"In my house, we rely on self-discipline."
"I understand."
Italy pats Japan on the back and said:
"The traditional Japanese diet is full of vegetables and is very good for you. Just exercise more and cut back on the salt and you'll be fine."
"Thank you Mr. Italy. I've been trying to do so but my house is full of temptations."
"Indeed. I noticed an abundance of American fast food. It isn't worth sacrificing your health for the sake of convenience." Said Germany.
"Did I hear my name?" America suddenly appears stuffing his face with a hamburger and washing it down with a milkshake.
"The perfect example of someone lacking in discipline." Said Germany.
"Hai." Agreed Japan. Japan turned and bowed to Germany.
"Mr. Germany, if you would be so kind as to train me again?"
"Ja, we will begin at once."
Germany and Japan run off.
"Wait guys, I'll come with you!" Said Italy as he follows them. Soon France and America were alone. France looks at America as he finishes his snack.
"America, I've wondered something for a while now…"
"Yeah, Francy-pants."
France ignored the rudeness and continued:
"We all know you're very strong, but considering the amounts you eat, is your muscle covered by a protective layer of fat? And if so, how do you manage to hide it so well?"
America wasn't offended at all, in fact he was amazed by France's insight. America liked France and their friendship is strong. America looked all around and seeing they were alone, stood close to France and slipped an arm around his shoulders.
"Let's keep this between you and me. If England or Russia knew, I would never hear the end of it." Whispered America.
"I'll keep your secret." Whispered France with a wink.
"We are an inventive people. Exercise is difficult and dieting is unpleasant. Therefore, we have found ways to cheat. Ta Dah!"
America lifted his shirt to reveal…
"Spanx!" Said France in shock.
America ran off with a cackle and France shook his head.
"That child has a long way to go."
Shrugging it off, France walked home.
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I've been influenced by Prince of Tennis.
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