I just couldn't get this song out of my head when I watched a playback of one of the GAP commercials last year that played this song. So I thought I might as well make a humorous song out of it. Here it goes.
It was Christmas Eve in the crystal city,
For those who were evil what a pity,
For when Santa comes all they'll get,
Is a lump of coal which they're likely to regret.
And during that night when all was asleep,
Except for a single girl who stuck her head into the living room for a peep.
For she heard such noises that she could recognize,
And then to her surprise,
There was Santa standing there,
With the well known Outer Scout with long green hair.
Michelle smiled and began to blush,
But Santa did his best to make her hush,
Hotaru continued to watch giggling in laughter,
She wondered if she should tell the others before or after,
The day of Christmas itself.
Then suddenly Santa reached his hand into his sack for a present,
Hotaru wondered if the gift would be nice or unpleasant,
The former Hotaru looked most forward to,
For if it wasn't, Michelle would be feeling blue.
Then her eyes widened open when she saw what came out,
A gift so beautiful, that she almost had to shout,
For there Santa had for Michelle, was a new violin,
Michelle blushed again, and finally showed her love within……
'And I saw Michelle kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't hear me come,
When the Christmas bells had rung,
She thought that I was tucked to bed,
Then St. Nick's laugh was sung.
Then, I saw Michelle tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Amara had only seen,
Michelle kissing Santa Claus last night.'
And so Santa went off to other places,
All was happy, with smiling faces,
He rode on his slay with the reindeers' help,
But the only thing stayed with him was the love that Michelle felt.
'Then, I saw Michelle tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Amara had only seen,
Michelle kissing Santa Claus last night.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Amara had only seen,
Michelle kissing Santa Claus last night.'
So Hotaru began to giggle again, this time even more,
What she had heard and what she had saw,
She returned to her bed, asleep in her room,
For if Michelle ever found her awake, it would be her doom.
THE END
I'll continue with 'Predator 2: Sailor Against Hunter' when I have the chance.
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