The Posted Note Chronicles
Left on a seat at the table
Roy-
We have to do something about this.
You haven't talked to me for three hours.
-John
Left on pillow in bedroom
Johnny,
I'm not talking to you because I have a sore throat.
-Roy
Left in hat in squad
Roy-
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!
IT HURTS THAT BAD?!
-John
Left in locker in locker room
Johnny,
Please think of better places to put your notes; it took me until after a run to find it. And my throat's not too bad- it just kind of burns a little.
-Roy
Left in spare uniform in locker room
Roy-
I don't want Chet to find these- I have to hide them really well.
How does your throat 'burn'? It's not like you couldn't talk back there at that structure fire.
-John
Left on plate at the table
Really, Gage? I've been reading all of these letters! Roy's just giving you the cold shoulder- it's obvious!
-Chet
Left on stove
Get lost Chet.
Left in wallet in locker room
Johnny,
Sorry. Uh, where was Chet?
-Roy
Left on man's head
Intersepting our letters!
-John
Left in sink in bathroom
Johnny,
Do you mean 'intercepting'? And when did he do this?
John, are you feeling okay?
-Roy
Left in coffee cup in the cabinet
Roy-
Yeah I'm fine, doofus! And Chet's right why are you giving me the cold shoulder?!
-John
Left in man's shoe
Johnny,
I really do have a sore throat. And a headache, for that matter.
-Roy
Left under squad
Roy-
Sorry. Chet is a manipulative fool. I hope you feel better.
I guess your voice was kind of hoarse.
-John
Left on Captain's desk
Johnny,
Do you think you could possibly hide your notes somewhere where I could find them? It's getting really annoying.
-Roy
Left on seat in squad
Roy-
That better? By the way... was that some sort of joke, hiding a letter in Cap's office? On his DESK? I mean, c'mon, let's play fair here.
-John
Left in fruit bowl on kitchen counter
Johnny,
Yeah I guess that was mean. Do you have any aspirin? I feel awful.
-Roy
Left on top of squad
What's getting really annoying?
-Captain Stanley
Left on Cap's desk
Sorry Cap, won't happen again.
-John
Left in locker in locker room
Roy-
Please please please don't do that again!
Yeah I'll check for aspirin; I've usually got some.
-John
Left on top of car in station parking lot
You take aspirin often, Junior?
-Roy
Left at spot at table
Roy-
I have told you about three million times not to call me Junior.
It's just embarrassing. And yeah I keep aspirin in my car. Wait I do?
-John
Left in hat in closet
Johnny,
Did I miss part of the conversation, Junior?
-Roy
Left on floor of squad
PALLYPALLYPALLYPALLYPALLYPALLYPALLYPALLY
PALLYPALLYPALLY!
Left on plate in kitchen
Johnny,
Okay, okay, I'll stop!
-Roy
Left on gas pedal in squad
Roy-
Glad you learned your lesson. Are you ready to talk to me yet?
-John
Left on couch in dayroom
Johnny,
I'm not angry at you! I have a SORE THROAT. It HURTS TO TALK.
-Roy
Left in locker in locker room
Roy-
Okay, okay! I'm just wondering because you were talking at that rescue fine, you made it out the fire okay, it's not like you're coughing up blood! I mean, what did I do?!
-John
Left in coat pocket in closet
Johnny,
Not everything is about you. I understand that you think I'm ignoring you or something, but you're impossible to ignore- you don't have to worry about that.
-Roy
Left on seat at table
Roy-
Yeah I guess you're right.
-John
Thrown at Johnny
HAHA- he is SO right! It's like you need constant attention to get through the day!
Thrown at Chet
Well, SORRY!
Thrown at Johnny
John-
Cut it out!
-Roy
Left under pillow in bedroom
Roy-
Yeah sorry. Chet just gets on my nerves sometimes.
-John
Left in empty coffee pot in kitchen
Johnny,
That's okay. Just next time please fight when you're not at work.
Eeeergh I feel awful.
-Roy
Left on driver's seat in squad
Roy-
If you hurt so bad you should go to Cap. Maybe you're actually sick.
-John
Left on passenger's seat in squad
Something mildly alarming: my teeth feel soft.
-Roy
Left in locker in locker room
!
Left on chair in kitchen
Hahahaha.
-Roy
Left on bathroom counter
?
Left in spare uniform in locker room
Johnny,
April fools are clogging the station.
-Roy
Left in coffee mug in kitchen cabinet
Roy-
Did you seriously just say that?
-John
Left under kitchen table
No that was Chet.
-Roy
Left in one of the squad's hubcaps
Whoever this is, please just stop.
-John
Left at spot at kitchen table
Johnny,
Fine I'll stop.
Yours truly,
Chet Kelly
Thrown at Chet
You disturb, disgust, and deter me.
Chet and Roy laughed. "How realistic," Chet smirked.
"Yeah," Roy agreed, "Especially the parts with you."
Chet Kelly smirked no more.
The End