I do not own PJO or HOO
Rules of Camp Half-Blood according to Me (Dionysus)
1. Do not disturb my Pinochle game.
2. Do not say anything is fun unless it is Pacman, Pinochle, or Gladiator fights.
3. No, I will not help, go find some other all-powerful being.
5. I'm only here because I was forced to, same goes for any congratulations I give.
6. Do not mention seedless grapes you mortal modifiers! (GMO's)
7. NEVER wave wine at my face*
8. You insult me? Have fun as a dolphin for the rest of your life*
9. Anything that even remotely is fun is banned from my presence (especially the FUN song and Caramelldansen)*
10. I would painfully kill you, but its against the rules.
11. All must bow before my presence!
12. I don't care.
13. Questions? Ask someone else. I may be director but I'm not your teacher.
14. Stop correcting me, I don't care what your name is!**
. DO beg for something you won't get.
. DO give me sacrifices.
. DO give more ideas.
. BE AWESOME AND REVIEW.
*Fernlight gave these ideas.
**EmilyJackson-Herogave these ideas.
Shout out to Ninja1234, The Crt Team (Yes next chapter is rules of Olympus by Zeus. THANK YOU for the idea!), Fernlight, and EmilyJackson-Hero
Thanks guys for being the first to review! Keep sending ideas!