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This is written while being detained at Saturday school last Saturday, and sorry for the bad grammar.

"words"

'thoughts'

Inner sakura

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"Keep it short"

"Why?"

"Because I like it short"

"Well, too bad because I don't"

Kakashi scoffed at the young woman in front of him. He likes to keep things simple and short such as the Conversation, battle, training, eating, almost everything, except for sex and other stuff that is worth getting prolonged. He didn't mind being in a situation like this, just him and the beautiful young woman, all alone in the dark. Having a conversation with her was fun, but the conversation was just going in circles, it was taking pretty damn long for his liking.

"Well, Sakura, I like it short"

The woman looked at him. This is taking them quite some time just for 'this'. A lot of people prefer it long especially women, and so does she, but right now she wanted it long, like how it used to. She wanted to know his opinion, though it doesn't really matter because it's just a simple decision for her to make, she just wanted his insight on this. But for some reason him disagreeing with her and the rest of the people who prefer it long make her want him to change his mind. She had asked almost everyone she know about this, and they said that they like it long.

"But I like it long"

"Then do something about it to make it long" Kakashi tried to end the endless circle about this conversation.

"I see a lot of people who has it long" she said while wiping her sweat

"I prefer it short, that's my opinion, keeping it long can be a nuisance" he continued.

The cramped space around them wasn't helping them breath properly. The both of them are supposed to be on a vacation when she decided to venture down the very old underground passage.

He ordered her to open up the hole for him. Unfortunately, she wasn't doing it the right way, which could cause pain in her part. He sighed; then motioned her to switch places with him.

"I don't really care about the length" he continues to shove at the hole.

"Well, why? Its length is important."

"Sakura, why are you even asking me about the length?" he asked her somewhat frustrated after getting interrupted doing Sakura's sloppy job. She did it what she's asked to do, but her performance was so sloppy that even a twerp can't fit in. He has to make that hole big to make things easier for him.

The 24 year old woman pouted. For her, length does matter. Though he had said that he prefer it short, it doesn't mean that he doesn't want it long. After a few moments, His words sunk in her brain. She felt her face heat up, tinting her face a deep shade of red. For some reason her line of thoughts about her HAIR length switch to the length of something that doesn't even have nothing to do with her hair or what they're talking about.

Their conversation about her hair length had somewhat gave her and her inner self something to talk about. Though from the looked of the copy ninja, it seems that he is not choosing his words right. They are not on the same page anymore. He is there answering her question truthfully and here she is, thinking of something perverted.

'Damn, he's the perverted one here. So why oh why, I'm the one having these perverted thoughts' she thought.

Considering you and your steamy dreams about him every night, I wouldn't be surprised to see you getting all wet with just looking at his coc—inner Sakura didn't finish her sentence Kakashi's voice cut her

Kakashi was getting frustrated. He was shoving in and out of that hole but it seems that the hole is not getting any bigger.

"Sakura, something is wrong with your hole. It's shallow and small. No matter how much I try to make it bigger, it seems that my effort has no effect. You don't expect me to fit in here do you?" he said without even thinking how wrong his words sound.

If it's even possible, Sakura turned a shade darker. She didn't reply. And it didn't help her much that her 'inner' self was also thinking about Kakashi's length and what he could do with it and where he could place it. And now the copy ninja gave 'inner' Sakura something else to think of and to laugh at Sakura.

I never imagined him saying dirty words; it's such a turn on 'inner Sakura' said and nodded her head.

Sakura couldn't believe her inner self just said that.

Looking at the hole that Sakura created few moments ago after they got entrapped by the collapsing walls in front of him, he assumed that he couldn't make it any bigger. Sakura can't use her monstrous strength to punch a big hole into the wall, because if she does, then they'll be buried here alive. That's why he was shoving whatever he could shove in to the only hole in the walls that entraps them to make it bigger.

He didn't hear her reply, not that she has any.

He couldn't fit in the hole and so he summoned Pakkun and ushered him to get help from Konoha. It will take Pakkun 1 ½ hour to get there considering how fast the little pug is. The pug rushed out to get help for his master. Now, they have to do something to keep the little cave from collapsing. They have 3 hours before help comes.

He turned his attention back to his ex-student, and now mission partner Haruno Sakura. He was so focused on making the hole big for him to pass through that he got lost on what they were talking about few minutes ago.

"So where were we?" he asked as if she just told him a very long story that he couldn't keep up, despite having said nothing after he asked as to why the length is important. He looked at her and then raised a silver brow. She looks like she's having an inner turmoil. She avoided looking at him in the eye, afraid that he could read what was going through her perverted mind.

She hasn't even said anything when he said

"You're such a pervert Sakura"

He lay on the ground after getting tired of crouching for so long. He smirked at her reaction to his words. He has 3 hours to kill so he will just do so by picking on the poor kunoichi in front of him. The said kunoichi panicked. She stiffened a little, a whisper in her head said 'he could read your mind'. Gulping the lump that had suddenly formed on her throat she said

"Who reads porn day in day out in the public in here?"

"It may not be you my dear, but I'm not the one whose looking at someone's nice ass" he retort.

"What? – I… I am, I am…" she stuttered. Unfortunately she really was looking at his ass while his back was turned, talking to his pug. "I am not" she finished, her face flushed red.

He chuckled slightly. He just said it to get a rise out of her. Like he'll know whether she's looking or not anyways since he was so determined to get them out of there that he got lost on what were they talking about minutes ago. He didn't mean to be rude for not following as to where their conversation were heading but he needed to kind of get out of there already because he is starting to feel 'the call of nature'. But since he couldn't fit in into the hole, he'll just have to hold it till they're out in the open.

"So what would the length be?" he asked out of nowhere.

The kunochi almost chocked on her own saliva as she heard the words out of his mouth. Her face turned so red that a ripe tomato would be put into shame as her thoughts were now back into the gutter. Unfortunately she couldn't, no matter how hard she tried to not think of anything dirty.

"What is your length?" she said in curiosity. Her voice was calm, but the tone was somewhat… sultry

Oh no! No, no, no!!! She screamed inside her head while her inner self roared in laughter. She didn't just ask that out loud.

Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!!

The copy ninja was so shocked that he choked on his own saliva like Sakura moments ago. Where the hell did that just coming from? And Sakura was the one who said that too! He was pertaining about their conversation about her hair length. He wanted to know if she had decided on how long she wanted to grow her hair back. And now she's thinking about his activities in his bed? How the heck did talking about hair length change to his cock's length?

"Pardon?" he stuttered a little, asking to make sure he heard her right.

He was sure that she was talking about his manhood a moment ago but he went along nonetheless. This is Sakura in front of him. The pure, innocent Sakura who wouldn't dare ask a man how long his cock is. Would she?

Sakura, on the other hand was so embarrassed that she hoped that she would disappear magically. It seems that her inner self is not her strongest ally anymore.

'Happy thoughts Think of happy thoughts!!!' she said to her self repeatedly like a mantra

"I mean… your hair length" she said trying to correct herself and rid of herself the though of hard flesh of the man in front of her. Inner Sakura snickered

His hair length down there could be the same as the length of his cock, inner Sakura chirped in.

'Shut up before you put me into more embarrassment than I'm already in' she said to her inner self. She then imagined Kakashi's lower part to be hairy and bushy which already..is?

"Maybe 7-8 inches" he said shrugging a little

Wow that's big, inner Sakura said in amazement.

"Is that even big?" she asked to inner Sakura. Unfortunately she said it out loud that it seemed that the question was for the jounin next to her. Kakashi's eye widens a bit. There it is again. That tone in her voice.

"I mean that long…no…I mean...argh!!!" she said in frustration as she pulled on her own hair.

He couldn't hold it anymore. He laughed at her obvious perverted ness. But he wondered a little, she's not this perverted in public, not that there are anyone else around them.

"This is your entire fault" she whispered

"Why is that?" he asked curiously as to why it became his fault.

"While we were talking about my hair length, you didn't pick you're words right, so it came out dirty"

"What did I said?" he asked her. He couldn't remember talking dirty to her because he was focused on something else. He wouldn't talk dirty to her.

"Your words alone are dirty enough to even think about how dirty you can get when you're in bed" she said. She didn't say anymore, because if she open her mouth once more and tell him exactly what he had said, she'll just embarrass herself in front of him.

He tried to recall what he just said while they were trapped inside. And then he remembered his exact words. He blushed at the memory. He did talk dirty to her. Though unintentionally.

"You …and the length…and the hole being shallow and small" thing she said in her small voice

"I was….I wasn't talking about your hole… I meant the hole that you made" he blushed as the words flew out of his mouth.

Great, the great copy ninja just screwed himself.

There was a pregnant pause. And the air between them suddenly becomes awkward. They avoided looking at each other to avoid saying anything stupid.

"I apologize, I didn't mean to talk like that" he said as he glances into her.

"Apology accepted, you didn't actually said anything dirty till you asked about my hole." She said as she looked into his eyes. A smirk formed his masked face.

"So you're the one who's thinking dirty in here" he plopped him up with his elbow. He then continued. "For a moment there I though I was the one who's being dirty."

She then got irritated at him "well…." Damn, he's right. In all truth he was just talking back to her. It was just her inner self that was being a pervert, but her inner self is her as well. Thinking about the length of his hard flesh below his waist leads to other thoughts that she shouldn't be thinking in the first place.

"You're the one who's talking without even thinking what your words are" she reasoned out.

"Well, you're the one who's thinking about other stuff that has nothing to do with the conversation" he argued back.

"Well, maybe the reason you insist keeping everything short is because your thingy is short."

"What thingy?" he asked. Then it dawned to him what she meant by that.

"My thingy is not even that short" he said to her

"How short are we talking about in here?" she asked him. As a medic, she had seen quite a lot of male parts in various length and width. Some had amazed her such as naruto. Though she had pounded him through the white walls of the hospital, she couldn't pound the image into pieces to throw out of her mind.

A devilish smirk formed on his masked face.

"You have an option" he said as he sat up from his position. Her nicely arc brows rose up in curiosity. What is he up to?

"And that would be?" she asked as she intently looked at him. He just smiled; he knows that Sakura had seen a male organ before, so she would definitely compare his to the previous ones. He said

"You could either look or touch"

Sakura gape at him. Is he serious? She should've just asked to see his masked face instead; at least it wouldn't feel wrong to do both. She pondered the question at hand. She can look but she can't touch, and vise versa. Either sounds appealing. Her thoughts wandered off as she envisions different scenarios in her head.

"You only have 2 hours to decide though" he said as he pulled out his copy of icha icha paradise.

His words cut through her thoughts. 'It'll be a long 2 hours' Sakura though as she started to weight her options, not wasting any second.

He grinned underneath his mask. This should be interesting.

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A/N: sorry if the grammar is bad, the story was somewhat altered because while I was typing this, the story outline was in my head so when my sister occupied the PC I kind of forgot the plot. Anyways…I hope you enjoyed this and review. Tell me what you think.