Dear Rin. (Read this in three weeks.)

Hey, how you durn gurl?

I'm not going to tell you I'm writing this yet, because I want you to read this one day and be like, "WUTF WTAF." Yep.

So My Little Pony huh? Good show, good show.

I feel self consious because you're reading my stories right now, and they suck.

Poor Stiles, his jeep is getting abused. Lolol. I dunno why, but Derek's being a tit. D:

Meow.

Cats? DON'T YOU READ THIS RICKY BOBBY. DON'T YOU READ THIS.

Oh hell naw.

TETO SPEAKS ALL THE TIME BRO. Wait, what? Russia da? VODKA? Ewgh, alchohol.

-Insert scary scene taking place in the woods here- THANK GOD, I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK IT WAS STOLEN. Picture Paint drawing Date and time Insert object

MY BLOOD SUGAR IS RISINGGG. MY HEART, IT HURTS.

STILL ALIVE MOESUCKRA Whiskey is bad for the soul, the chickensoup agrees with me. JACK DANIELS IS MY BEST FRIEND THOUGH. DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT WHISKEY.

These fishsticks are hard as tits.

Hi, my name is Damien, and I have a STICK up my ASS.

Sharing kindness... I will never do that.

THE UGLIEST MERMAID. Should I write a story about that? xD

Stiles, you sneaky bitch. I salute to you. My mom's dead.

Getting your dad drunk is a bad thing to do.

THE WILD ANIMALS SPEAK TO ME.

Calibriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

IMISSTALKINGTOYOUSON.

Son, I am disappoint.

Mtv should become RaOVttv, Reality and Other Various Things TV.

This is going to sound really RIDONCULOUS. THE BACK OF YO' HEAD IS RIDICALOUS.

WHY ARE YOU SMILING RIN? IS SOMETHING FUNNEH? xD LOLOL

Oh BOB SAGET.

Love always, Miku Hatsune.

LOL So my bestfriend, ProfessorMeggles, Wrote me this when we were watching Teen Wolf, and it was the episode where stiles got his dad drunk xDD(If you don't watch that show, i hate you. just kidding). Well anywhooo. I changed the names to Rin and MIku's because i always imagined Miku with a sense of humor. BAHA. Errytime i read this i laugh so hard. 3. I love Meggles. lol. This is basically how she is all the time , bestfriend right therrr, xD. i wasn't supposed to read this until 3 weeks, But i did. BAD SAVANNAH! lol. Thats my name .