A pair of heels constantly went clack, clack, clack and echoed across
the palace. Kitana sat on the throne as she awaited the visitor.
A masked woman, scantily clad in magenta, approached the princess,
who in contrast, wore a long, elegant, strapless blue dress with a
tiara. Kitana already dreaded the results of the encounter.
"Kitana," she began, "I wish to express with you the reason I want the throne."
"What?" she asked curtly.
Mileena cleared her throat (if it's possible) and began: "For
countless centuries, I have hated you because of your destiny, wealth,
status. Do you have any idea of how many people you rule over?"
"Considering I already rule Edenia, yes."
"All those people under your control, and the respect from other realms-"
"Where are you going with this, Mileena?"
"The point is, you have all that power. And I want it."
It took all of Kitana's self-control to keep from laughing, because
the line was ridiculous. "Why?"
"I want a dentist."
Kitana was shocked. Mileena was always one to use her Tarkatan teeth
to her advantage. Especially when it came to those... desperate men.
"All this time, you have loathed me and have even tried to kill me,
for a dentist?!"
"And a PedEgg!" Mileena chimed in. "Think about it; you could simply
communicate Earthrealm and request a dentist-"
"And where could you have gotten a dentist two hundred years ago?"
"Paul Revere was a dentist."
"He was also a rebel. And what the hell is a 'PedEgg'?"
"It's an egg-shaped object that smooths out your calloused feet. I
could really use one of those."
Now that she mentioned it, she would like one. Granted, she has no
idea if it works, but...
"Mileena, if you really wanted those things, why didn't you just tell me?"
"I don't know. For some reason I thought it would be easier to just
take over your status and then all the realms!" she cheerfully
replied, with a hint of sarcasm.
"Whatever the case, does this mean that... we don't hate each other
anymore?" Kitana asked. "We'll actually work together on ruling Edenia
if I get you a dentist?"
"And a PedEgg!" Mileena chimed in again.
"Fine." Kitana chuckled a bit, and at once, started to write a letter
to her human waifu.
A/N: Just a short crack story I thought I'd write for the lulz. I
really hope I made you laugh a bit. If I'm not funny, please tell me.
I'm not sure why I chose a PedEgg out of all those other useless
objects. Oh, well. I'm usually more random than that.
In case you don't know, waifu means "wife", and it's not Sub-Zero. :-)
Off to work on something more serious. Ta-Ta