Okay, I know I already have way too many stories on my plate right now but I seriously need a change or else I'll be writing crappy chapters.

Enjoy!

~Kyvena

Chapter 1: Criminals and Populars

Multiple sirens could be heard speeding down the streets chasing a single victim. A flash of long blonde hair could be seen running down the street holding a large duffle bag before he swiftly turned into an alley that was a complete maze that only a few people knew their way in and out of. As soon as the sirens passed the muscular man put his hands on his knees to catch his breath, "Fuck that was a close call, yeah." The male finally straightened and grinned, "I don't think I could have made that jewelry store explode any higher, hm, what a rush!" The long haired blonde cracked his neck before making his way to his black and red Kawasaki Ninja. He tied his hair up before tucking it into a matching black and red helmet and closed the plastic guard and put on his leather jacket. Kick starting the effectively stolen motorcycle from a completely different state he zoomed off.

After driving for about thirty minutes he slowed his bike, pulling into the back of an, at the moment, closed night club and parked. Jumping off, he walked inside carrying the duffle bag of stolen goods. He walked inside and swiftly turned to the 'employees only' door; opening it and walked up the stairs to large living quarters. "I'm back everyone, yeah." The man chimed, pulling his biker helmet off letting his long blonde hair fall loose. A man with blood red hair and lazy eyes looked up, "Took you long enough Deidara. You know how I hate to be kept waiting." Deidara got an annoyed look on his face, "Yeah, yeah. At least I got ALL of the jewelry and blew the store up for my entertainment." Deidara grinned.

Just then an extremely foul mouthed man walked in, "Where the fuck have you fucking been you blonde haired little shit?" Deidara rolled his eyes, "Oh you know, here and there, breaking and entering, theft and blowing shit up, hm. It was beautiful art Hidan; you should've seen it, yeah." Hidan laughed darkly, "You're a little bitch Deidara; you never have the fucking guts to fucking steal anything. You're just a god damned arsonist." Deidara scowled, "Man shut the hell up Hidan! I have to take this to Pein anyway." Deidara began grumbling as he walked towards the main office and knocked before walking in whenever he got there. Deidara threw the bag on Pein's desk, "Mission complete," was all Deidara said lazily. Pein opened the bag, "Good job Deidara, you are quickly becoming one of my best members of the Akatsuki team." Deidara grinned darkly, "Oh, I know."

-Over on the wealthy side of Konoha-

Sakura was sitting on her bed with Ino chatting away. "Oh my god Sakura look at this!" Ino held up her expensive touch screen phone showing the school's student page where students were allowed to post whatever they wanted. "No fucking way Ino!" Sakura flipped her long pink hair out of the way to read the cell phone held up.

Top 2 Most popular females:

1. Sakura Haruno

2. Ino Yamanaka

Both girls high-fived as Sakura cheered, "This totally calls for night clubbing!" Ino nodded her head, "Totally, I will text our posse to let them know!" Sakura ran down the mansion stairs, "Mom, dad, Ino and I are going out tonight, I'm just letting you know, I don't really care what your answer is though, kay, love yah!" Ino chuckled, "Harsh Kura, but I would totally say the same to my parents." Sakura plopped back down on her bed, "We should totally go to 'Red Cloud' tonight! I heard they have some BEYOND sexy staff there!" Ino's eyes brightened up, "Kura, you are a fucking genius! So, are you going to ride your Ninja or drive your convertible Mustang?" Sakura pondered for a bit, "Let's take the mustang, that way we can ride together!"

All of a sudden Ino gasped, "Ew, look who made top for boys!" She turned her phone, showing the screen to Sakura.

Top 2 most popular males:

1. Sasuke Uchiha

2. Naruto Uzumaki

Sakura's face scrunched up, "Who picked those two as the most popular? In my opinion it should be Gaara, Kiba or Neji." Ino nodded and flipped her short blonde hair, "TOTALLY! We should invite those two ask a joke!" Sakura gasped, "Ino YOU are a fucking genius!"

-A few hours later-

Sakura and Ino were all primped, prettied, and ready to go. Sakura was wearing a pair of black button up booty shorts, a hot pink fishnet top with a tube top underneath and a sweet pair of $500 hot pink kicks that was professionally rhinestoned. Ino wore a pair of dark purple booty shorts, a white cut off shirt that had no shoulders, fishnet leggings and sported a pair of $350 pumps. Sakura's hair was completely down and styled into pretty beach waves and Ino pulled half of her short blonde hair back and pinned her bangs into a poof. Ino had a little too much makeup on and Sakura had just the right amount on to make her eyes pop. Sakura grinned, "Ready Ino?" Ino nodded, "Hell yeah Kura, everyone says they'll meet us there!

-At the Red Cloud-

Pein walked out of his office, "All right everyone, tonight's set up will be as called:

Doorman/Money Collector: Pein

Bouncer 1: Kakuzu

Bouncer 2: Zetsu

Waiter 1: Kisame

Waiter 2: Konan

Waiter 3: Itachi

Waiter 4: Hidan

Bartender 1: Deidara

Bartender 2: Sasori

DJ: Tobi

Everyone got their roles for tonight? Everyone nodded and then Hidan vulgarly spoke out, "Aye, can we bring fucking girls home tonight; because I'm fucking starting to need a good fuck." Sasori then spoke out, "Yes, I need a new human puppet to create." Then Deidara, "Yeah man I need to get laid, like soon, yeah!" Everyone else was chiming in too whenever Pein shouted, "FINE! But I better not have a bloody mess in here tomorrow. Now everyone, get to your damn stations! We open in ten!"

-With Sakura and Ino-

The two pulled into the parking lot and Sakura hid her keys under the seat before getting out, immediately the inside was alerted Pein to everyone: We have two beautiful girls coming in, Bartenders, let them know their drinks are free and if you take interest in one do not card either.

Sakura bounded up to Pein "What's your name beautiful?" Sakura blushed, "Sakura." Pein grinned handsomely at her as he wrote her name on the list, "And who might your exotic looking friend be Miss Sakura…?" Ino spoke up, "My name is Ino." Pein grinned, "And what might your ages be?" Sakura spoke up, "We are both eighteen." Pein shook his head, "I'm sorry I heard twenty-one, oh well go on in and enjoy yourselves." Both bouncers winked at them as they walked inside. Ino drug Sakura to the bathroom, "He totally just gave us a free-bee to drink!" Sakura grinned, "I know! Divide and conquer, I'll sit at the bar while you go and man search Ino." Ino grinned, "Oh shit my eyeliner smeared!" Sakura shook her head, "I'll get our drinks while you fix your little problem." Ino grinned, "Thanks Kura, you're the best!" Sakura flipped her long beautiful wavy hair, "Don't I know it."

Sakura took in her surroundings before walking to the bar. Deidara was about to walk up when Sasori beat him, which scared Sakura. Sasori chuckled, "My bad." Deidara rolled his eyes and fixed his sleeves. "The owner has made it clear that you and your friend get your drinks on the house tonight, lucky you." This man sounded so bland, but he was definitely cute. "Um, can I get two liquid marijuana drinks please?" (A/N: Those are actually the most epic alcoholic beverages EVER!) Sasori's droopy eyes were kind of giving Sakura the creeps "Coming right up doll face, yeah!" Deidara charmingly chimed. Right then and there Sakura knew who she had her eyes set on. "Danna, can you go and get those other people at the other end of the bar while I make this beautiful woman her drinks." He winked at her and Sasori turned and glared at him, "Sure…" he walked away to the opposite end of the bar.

Just then Ino came up, "Hey Sakura, got our drinks?" Sakura pointed to the godly man pouring the drinks, Sakura quickly texted Ino.

From Sakura: Dibbs bitch. I saw him first.

From Ino: Pfft! Fine, I'll find my own man candy then!

Both girls giggled a bit as Deidara handed them their drinks. Sakura smiled sweetly, "Thanks…uh…" Deidara grinned, "Deidara." Sakura giggled a little, "Thanks Deidara." Ino had already taken off, getting the hint. Deidara leaned his elbows on the counter, "So your name is Sakura, yeah?" Sakura took a drink and nodded, "Yup." Deidara gave her one of his sexy smiles, "So where do you live Sakura?" Sakura returned his smile with one of her sexy smiles, "On the other side of Konoha." Deidara leaned back and folded his arms, "You don't say, so you're a rich girl." Sakura shrugged, "What if I am?" Deidara blew his bangs out of his face and Sakura chuckled, "Come here." Deidara leaned forward and Sakura took out two 'emergency' bobby pins from her hair and pinned Deidara's bangs back. "Your eyes are too beautiful to hide…" Sakura smiled. Deidara smiled, "Thanks, yeah"

-5 hours later/Club Closing Time-

Sakura and Deidara were still talking when the DJ announced the club was closing, Sakura was beyond drunk now and she turned to find Ino but couldn't see her anywhere. "Guess I should wait by my car…" Sakura said stumbling a bit. Deidara's eyes widened, "Hell no; you aren't driving in that state of drunkenness!" Sakura chuckled, "And where do you suggest I stay Dei-da-ra…" The way she said his name definitely made him horny, "Well you see, yeah, I live right up there." Deidara pointed his finger up. Sakura looked up drunkenly saying, "You live on the ceiling…?" Deidara laughed handsomely, "No silly, there's a condo up there." Sakura shook her head, "I have to find Ino first. Maybe she's by my car." Sakura attempted to walk again but tripped and fell over laughing.

Deidara jumped over the counter, "Sakura! Are you okay, yeah?" Sakura nodded and Deidara sighed, "I'll walk you at least, all right?" Sakura nodded and leaned against him. Deidara wrapped a sheltering arm around her to guide her. When they got out side, Sakura pointed to her mustang, "That's my car! But I also drive a Ninja too!" Deidara chuckled, "I drive a Ninja as well, yeah. But I don't see your friend, hm." Sakura pulled out her cell phone and called Ino.

*ring, ring, ring-* giggling, "Hello?" Sakura sighed, "Ino where are you?" Ino giggled again, apparently she was drunk as well, "I'm above the club!" Sakura tilted her head, "You're above the club?" Ino groaned a little, "call… you back…. Kura…." *click*

Sakura shook her head, "She says she's above the club what the hell?" Deidara chuckled, "She's in the condo with someone, come on." Sakura follow this godly man, not knowing what exactly she was getting herself into.