The Land of La La

by the story behind the blowup

The High-High-Highness-ites were contently awesome. The Land of La La Castle inhabitants were happily strange. But a do-it-in-stilletos contest could change all that! New pairings, cat love, awesome cars, and more! Only available in The Land of La La.

1. Preface

Mwua. Ha. Ha.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or any Twilight characters! However, I do own Piper, the Piperites, and Snugglemuffinstralalahighhighhighnesskittinessoffluffinessupupandaway!

So, basically, this won't be my top priority story. It's sort of 1. The Slap Edward Day Chronicles 2. Never Forever/Keepers of Their Destiny 3. This Story.

But read anyway!

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She flipped her hair over her shoulder and gave the pilot another shove. "I find that very insulting!"

"I didn't say anything, your high high highness of all wonder and glory."

"You meant to, but I shall excuse it because of your reference to my wonder and glory!" She flicked the ear of the pilot before exiting the cockpit and entering her bedroom. "PIPER!" She screamed when she saw what had happened in her room.

The lackey raced to her queen of all queens. "Yes, your high high beauty?"

"Do you SEE this room?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Well, fix it!" She threw down a smoke bomb and left the room, closing the door in her very confused lackey's face.

She once again entered the cockpit, staring out the window. "Are we there yet?" She flipped her hair over her shoulder and gave the pilot another shove. "I find that very insulting!"

"I didn't say anything, your high high highness of all wonder and glory.

She pulled out a tuft of his hair and left, sprinkling it on the frozen-in-confusion lackey. She flounced to the kitty room and picked up Snugglemuffinstralalahighhighkittinessoffluffinessupupandaway, sighing.

"Are you the only one who understands me?" She poked the stuffed animal's stomach, and it meowed. She sighed and put it down, calling up Snugglemuffinstralalahighhighkittienessoffluffinessupupandaway's personal Piperite to get some kitty food for the poor anorexic cat. She continued on to the Whipped Cream Palace room, but didn't get to open the door, as the aircraft landed suddenly. "FINALLY!" She screamed as the Piperites dragged the Whipped Cream Throne out of the Whipped Cream Palace and placed her on it, at which time it immediately levitated five feet off the ground. The same went for a miniature, made-for-kitties version on which Snugglemuffinstralalahighhighkittinessoffluffinessupupandaway was placed. They levitated out, followed by Piper and all the Piperites that could fit on the Mary-Poppins'-bag-like aircraft.

"Finally…" the high high highness began. "We have arrived."

"DUHN DUHN DUHN!" Sang Piper.

"MEOWHN MEOWHN MEOWHN!" Sang Snugglemuffinstralalahighhighkittinessoffluffinessupupandaway.

"CARROTS CARROTS CARROTS!" Sang Maxipoopie.

"Ahem!" Signaled the high high highness.

"CARROTSHN CARROTSHN CARROTSHN!"

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-JV-