Well, I never actually though I'd post a fanfiction…But I guess I couldn't just keep writing for myself, and no one else. Also just want to point out, I know self-insertion fanfictions aren't that popular…But after reading The Power of Dust, and Reckoning, and many, many, many Lucid dreams about RWBY…Here it goes. Now keep in mind I kind of crafted my own RWBYverse… Now there is some changes to cannon…Mainly because my RWBYverse has been crafted since The Badge and the Burden came out…So some things may change from cannon, cause I prefer my RWBYverse to the cannon…Don't worry there won't be THAT big of changes…Also just want to point out, I obviously didn't use my real name. Note: POV is always first person, unless stated otherwise,
-=Bethany=-
Well…My brother wasn't lacking in courage…
"You little shit stain!" The school bully Shane Dixon yelled as he punched my brother.
"Hmm if I'm a shit stain does that mean you're a dried up speck of bloody cum?" My brother Ryodin retorted, earning a punch straight in the nose.
"You little-"
"Actually we're the same height…and I'm pretty sure I weigh more…So if I'm little…" My twin brother was interrupted by a kick to the gut.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH VALISHAN!" Dixon Screamed.
It always pained me to see my brother get hurt, especially since it was my fault, Dixon was being a bit to invasive on me…and my brother stepped in.
"But you hit me in the nose" My brother pointed to his obviously broken nose, somehow grinning. "If I shut my mouth, I won't be able to breath." My brother's grin grew wider.
"And we wouldn't want that would we?" Ryodin cackled, giving his usual lopsided grin.
"No do it! Then no one in this school would have to see you're ugly face!" Dixon yelled at Rye.
I kind of took offense to that. Considering before my brother shot up to 5'10 and I stayed at 5'6 the only way to tell us apart was to look at his bright green eyes, in contrast to my brown eyes.
"I'm sorry? We're you not just advancing on my twin sister? And you're calling me ugly? Broken logic dude, explains your grades." Rye said a bit more seriously.
It always bugged me when he wouldn't fight back…17 year old black belt in martial arts, state champion in boxing, and he never threw a punch, never, something about fairness and honor.
"Broken Logic? Logic isn't a physical thing, you can't break it moron!" Shane yelled.
Rye face palmed…And probably broke his nose worse. So maybe he was a bit of a moron.
"Well no matter how dumb I am, I'll never be as dumb as you!" Rye returned to his former self, grinning as if his nose wasn't gushing blood.
-=Crimm=-
Ryodin Valishan, the smartest moron to ever live…and one of my best friends.
Dayton one of my other best friends and I walked in to the cafeteria…to see Ryodin and Shane Dixon at it again…And I wasn't surprised to see Bethany nearby watching in horror. I looked at Dayton and in unison we said "Again?" And we did what friends do.
"Well no matter how dumb I am, I'll never be as dumb as you!" Ryodin said in glee, with a grin that would make you think he won some stupid game show.
Ryodin looked like shit. I'm sure that if I was as injured as he was I'd be on the ground, his nose was clearly broken, and blood pouring the same shade as my hair and his breathing looked to short and wheezy a normal person would have collapsed…But Ryodin Valishan is not you're normal person…Well unless you're comparing him to Bethany. Those two seemed to have a hive mind. "I wished I had a hive mind with Bethany…Then I could know what she looked like with no clothes—No! Crimm you can't think of that right now! Ryodin is your best friend, and that's his twin sister they look so similar!" I thought to myself. "But I mean…Bethany has lady parts and… NO! STOP THINKING THAT!" I thought to myself.
"I would say pick on someone your own size…But I'm much bigger than you" Dayton said to Shane.
If I were Shane I would run. Shane was 5'10 to be generous…He was probably 5'9. And compared to Dayton that was tiny, Dayton stood at 6'4 and weighed 210 pounds…All made of muscle.
But of course Shane Dixon lacked common sense. In all of his infinite wisdom he charged the Tank-Man known as Dayton Greywind. But despite Dayton's shear strength he lacked at certain finesse for fighting.
"Nu-uh!" I yelled getting in the way and punching Dixon straight in the kisser.
Personally I was sick of Shane Dixon…He always tried doing stuff with Bethany…And nobody touches my Bethany.
"No! Collin Crimson pull your act together! Bethany is not yours!" I thought to myself, only to find myself on the floor under Shane Dixon.
"Does he have a-?" I thought but quickly Dayton pulled Shane off and threw him at a wall.
The sound was sickening. Shane hit the wall head first and fell to the ground. And he wasn't moving.
-=Magicae 3rd Person=-
Interesting…The seer pondered all she was seeing…
"Ryodin Valishan sure is interesting…All the motivation and all the ability to do whatever he wanted…Yet he shows restraint." Magicae said out loud to no one.
"He may deserve the reward I have to give so few have gotten." She said.
Ryodin Valishan had a pure heart. He loved those who hated him, he did good to those who wronged him…And he sought other people's happiness –so long as it was pure- above his own. Magicae knew.
"A pure heart is what this world needs…I know he isn't perfect, no one is." Magicae said.
Sure she saw the things he'd never admit. She knew how every time there was a girl in the hall in front of him, he always look at their butts. But Magicae couldn't really fault the boy for that. After all, he was a boy. She also saw some of the darker things in his mind. But they would never control him. Ryodin was a good person. And honestly Magicae had lost hope that men could be this pure. She'd only previously given her gift to 6 people. And those people were all girls, and all now dead, from a simpler more pure time.
"He may be worthy. He will prove himself soon enough." Magicae said.
-=Ryodin=-
3 weeks after the fight.
Bethany and I were sitting on our porch talking about RWBY, and the appearance of Adam, and Raven at the end of volume 2. I had been into Roosterteeth since 2009 and I still remember when the Red Trailer came out. I had finally convinced Bethany to watch RWBY and when she finally did, she loved it. There was nothing more relaxing then talking to Bethany on the porch. Our mom brought out some red velvet brownies and we were chomping away discussing a mix of: RT, School, Dayton and Crimm and their suspension after the fight. I felt horrible that Dixon would never be able to walk again. He had it coming, but still I couldn't help but feel awful.
"I feel bad about Dixon…" I said.
Bethany looked surprised. "Why?"
"He will never be able to walk again. That's why I feel bad."
"Dayton's lucky Dixon charged him, or else Dayton could have been faced with jail."
I sighed, and put my brownie down.
"I'm disappointed to hear a lack of me." Crimm said turning the corner by himself, a grin on his face.
"Hey Collin!" Bethany smiled.
"H-Hey Bethany, it's nice to see you!" Crimm stammered.
Collin Crimson was nothing if not obvious. He thought his crush on Bethany was some huge secret that only he knew. I didn't mind really, he was nothing like Shane. But he must have been doing something right, because Bethany was completely oblivious to how Crimm felt. If she even had the slightest clue she would have brought it up by now. Bethany hid nothing from me.
"Collin come take a seat!" Bethany said.
Crimm's face began make his last name proud, as he blushed a bright crimson, but he came up the porch and sat next to me, which surprised me he normally tried to sit next to Bethany, but I guess without Dayton around he didn't really have an excuse.
"So Crimm how's the suspension going?" I asked smirking. I didn't get suspended because I never threw a punch.
"Actually I just got out yesterday. On Monday I will be going back to normal classes." Crimm announced proudly.
"What about Dayton? We've hardly seen him." Bethany asked.
"Dayton's been grounded remember?" I said
Crimm, who decided our food was his food had taken a brownie and said "ffe fhtts wne wre wek"
"Come on man, swallow!" I said grinning the way I always did.
"He has one more week." Crimm said after swallowing. "But after that, he will probably still be grounded. His parents aren't too happy."
We basically just had small chit chat after that for a few hours. Crimm asked if he could stay over and my mom let him. So the night progressed with Crimm, Bethany, and me playing video games, board games, and me and Crimm being terrible cooks while Bethany actually made something worth note. As we chowing down Bethany's salmon and rice dish, we talked about school, girls, teachers, and homework. Well…The talk about girls was mostly me, Bethany wasn't interested, and Crimm was too awkward about it. Aside from Bethany, in reality I had pretty much no contact with females. I was average looking, with green eyes, and bronze-ish dirty-blonde hair, just like my sister, but instead she had brown eyes. I was muscular enough, from all martial arts and boxing. But I guess it wasn't really enough to attract girls. The night progressed and we kept the same routine. Bethany and I shared a room, to which I'm sure Crimm was quite happy about. At around midnight we decided to turn in for the night.
Then that's when our lives changed forever.
"And so me and Ryodin we're in Ms. Johnson's class, and when she said stop talking, Rye said "But in the Sims socialization is a need, if you don't then a storm cloud appears over your head, I don't want that!" and Ms. Johnson freaked out! If it wasn't for his 98% in her class I'm sure Rye would have got suspended!" Bethany said to Crimm.
I laughed recalling that joke. Crimm couldn't look happier; Bethany was giving him her undivided attention. Crimm probably couldn't tell you what she just said. He was just happy to know she was talking to him.
*knock knock*
"Did you guys hear that?" I said.
"Hear what?" Crimm looked upset that Bethany's attention had left him.
*knock knock knock*
"Is there someone at the window?" Bethany asked.
I got up, not afraid of anything and opened the window to find Dayton looking at me.
"Dayton? What are you doing here?" I asked.
"My parents are so full of shit, they said I was grounded for the rest of the school year, no phone, no TV, no computer, they even said I wasn't allowed to read books! Even worse they blame you for this!" Dayton said looking at me, the big Tank-Man he was Dayton had a sensitive side. I know I was his best friend, and he was mine.
"So you ran away?" Bethany asked now standing up, with more concern then anger.
I noticed that Crimm was sitting behind Bethany, and I just then realized Bethany's bed time attire. A tank top and Yoga pants, and I noticed his eyes wander to the only thing back there worth looking at. Crimm was my friend, and I know he wouldn't hurt her, but as Bethany's two minute older brother, I felt a bit protective.
"Collin." I said, I never called him Collin unless I was serious. Crimm looked at me and knew that I knew, I could see it in his hazel eyes.
We didn't tell my mom Dayton was over, mainly because of the time. But we quickly settled down, Bethany and I each had our own queen sized beds that could fit two people, originally Crimm was going to sleep in my bed with me. But now that Dayton showed up I gave my bed to Crimm and Dayton, I wasn't going to let Crimm in bed with my sister, and though Dayton never showed interest in my sister, he was better at hiding emotion then Crimm. Besides after seeing Crimm inspecting my sisters back side, I was feeling a bit protective. So Dayton and Crimm slept in my bed, with Bethany and I in her bed.
"Goodnight Rye" Bethany said.
"Night Bethy-bear." I said, to both our shock.
"You haven't called me that in years." Bethany said.
I heard the snores of both Crimm and Dayton, but still I whispered.
"Just feeling a bit over protective is all." I said
"Why?"
"Well I don't blame him, and to be fair you're wearing yoga pants, but Crimm was checking out you're hind quarters." I said, but quickly added "Don't tell him you know though."
"Wait…You mean he isn't gay?" Bethany asked confused.
I almost burst out laughing and buried my face in a pillow to conceal the noise…But it wasn't a pillow I buried my head into.
"Care to explain why you just motor boated my breasts?" Bethany asked.
"Uh, well" I could feel my blush. "No, Crimm isn't gay I just found it hilarious and tried shoving my head in a pillow so I wouldn't wake the whole house up. But as you felt, I missed my target."
"Oh. I just though cause Crimm never really talked about girls with you and Dayton, and I never caught him looking at anyone's butt-"
"Wait, you've caught me looking at people's butts?" I asked
"Yeah, it's obvious when you do. Well not obvious, but in the 'I've known you my whole life so I know how you work' way."
After that we only talked a little more about pointless stuff, and her thinking Crimm was gay, and me explaining Crimm to Bethy-Bear. Soon we drifted off. The closest we've been in years.
Then life began the first step to change.
I woke up but I wasn't with Bethany, I looked around, and I couldn't see Crimm or Dayton. I looked around and saw an attractive woman. She looked young but I could tell she was very old. She had White and Black hair the reminded me of a reverse skunk. Her eyes were remarkable though. Her eyes were pure gold, No pupils, no Iris', no eye whites, just gold.
"Ryodin Valishan. I am Magicae."
I tried to talk, but no words left my mouth.
"You can only speak when the time is right child."
I looked around the realm I was in was pure black, except me and Magicae. Oddly enough I could see perfectly with no light source.
"Ryodin you've have been pure of heart you're whole life. I am here to reward you for that. I am a seer, with great powers. So I will give you one wish. Whatever it is, it is yours. Do not fear this is no trick, despite you living a pure life you ask the most corrupt wish, I will still grant it. But chose carefully with your words, I will grant exactly what you ask. Now speak your wish child, think heavily upon it, it's the only one you will ever get, so no 'I wish for more wishes' because I won't grant that. Once you wish you will never be able to undo it. This is a great reward…and a great burden. Speak only you're wish, no questions or anything else. Whatever you say will be granted. Do not fear I will not hold stuttering against you. But you cannot undo any of the wish after you speak it."
My mind was pacing, I could wish for anything…And it would be mine. I kept pinching myself to make sure it wasn't a dream, I even tapped my healing nose. Still pain, this was real. I couldn't think straight…My Mind was still on that RWBY dream I had…Something about Pancakes and Nora…I started falling back asleep…For fear that I would leave this realm if I did I blurted out the first thing on my mind.
"I wish the RWBY universe existed as its own universe!" I quickly added "With a way to go back and forth!" My mind was racing, I could tell my wish wasn't done, Magicae was still listening. Thinking about Blake I remember how bad she suffered injustice…I knew her whole life was bad, she deserved the happiness of justice… But it had to be for Blake only…I didn't want to see what happiness that belonged to Blake would do in someone else and I knew it would leave a positive mark on Blake…I saw Magicae's eyes begin to glow and then in my sleepiness I said like a complete idiot… "For Blake only so it can leave a mark on her!" I took a second and gave a nod and saw Magicae's eyes glow.
Then I realized what I'd done.
Well I hope you guys liked it! It literally took me 4 hours to write this…Please review and all that good stuff, Positive, Negative, Neutral. Just with the negative constructive only! Don't be an ass bag. Ask questions too. I might put them at the top of the next chapter. And don't worry it will get much more RWBY in the next chapter. Also don't worry I won't be doing Incest, the motor boating thing was something that happened to me in my life. P.S. I realize I didn't give clear descriptions of the people, and looking back I can't see that many good places to put it in. So here:
Ryodin Verde Valishan: 5'10 Bronze-Blondish hair, little long and scraggly, Green eyes. 17 years old [Called Rye, by Bethany and his parents.]
Bethany Opal Valishan: 5'6 Bronze-Blondish hair, goes down to about her shoulder blades, brown eyes. 17 years old [Used to be called Bethy-Bear by Ryodin]
Collin Halefyre Crimson: 5'8 Crimson hair, short and spiked up in the front, Orangeish-Hazel eyes. 17 years old [Commonly Known as Crimm]
Dayton Edwin Greywind: 6'4 Brownish Greyish hair, Like Crimm's but not spiked in the front. 17 years old [Sometimes called Daytonna by close friends]
So… 3,129 Words…Where has my life gone, well if you've read this far you're a trooper. I salute you.