(I am bored out of my
skull; and I know that you all like it when I get bored.
I don't own any of the said things. Final Fantasy VII is not mine, neither is
Harry Potter, Final Fantasy X; Simpsons, whatever
else I put up there... Thank you and enjoy)
Just a fifteen minute ramble about nothing.
A/N: I was at home and
couldn't sleep (Damn side effects!) so I thought I would write to get my mind
off of trying to sleep!
On the Highwind
Cid: Where are my goddamn cigarettes?
Beth: Try your... uh...POCKETS!
Vincent: ............
Yuffie: (barfing more)
Cloud: I found a gil.... and here's another one, and
ANOTHER ONE!
Aeris: Cloud, you have a hole in your pocket,
Tifa: (grumbles)
Barret: (sighs and starts to fall asleep, using his
gun arm as a pillow)
Sephiroth: (from his little cage) Uh...could someone
let me out? It's really, really cold in here, and it smells like poopy.
Aeris: It wouldn't smell so bad if someone hadn't
crapped in the corner.
Sephiroth: (getting flustered) I didn't go poop in
the corner! I went poop on the cat's toy!
Cait Sith: (looking down
the back of his mog) GROSS!
Cloud: I wondered what smelled.
Vincent: (Silently doing the dance to Y.M.C.A. behind everyone's back, he stops
as soon as they turn around) What?
Beth: (giggling) Nothing.
Cid: SMOKES! My precious... precious.... babies..... (grabs
up cigarettes and kisses them all over)
Barret: Go to a Smokers Anon meeting for crying out
loud!
Yuffie: (still barfing more and more)
Cait Sith: (takes his mog out to the deck)
Everyone follows.
Cait Sith: (throws his mog over the side of the ship) THERE! God damned machine
from HELL.... oh, no....
Cloud: He had the Keystone on that damn thing! (Jumps off after him)
Tifa: CLOUDY! You could get hurt! (Jumps off too) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aeris: (jumps after Cloud and Tifa)
Cid: What do we do now?
Beth: (looking over the side) Boy, is that far!
Vincent: (nudges Beth off the side)
Beth: (falls, but grabs Vincent's cape and takes him down with her)
Hours later, at the intensive care unit at Kalm's new
hospital.
Beth: (laying there, covered with bandages all over her head and her upper legs)
Vincent: (lays beside her in the next bed with bandages on his lower stomach
and upper legs)
Aeris: (lays in a full body cast)
Tifa: (full body cast)
Cloud: (broken leg)
Cid: (walking in) What the....?
Beth: Well, I landed on Vincent's....uh....never mind, (points to Vincent) Aeris and Tifa hit the ground
fighting over who was going to save Cloud! (Points to Aeris
and Tifa) And Cloud, well, he landed on his head.
Barret: So no harm done there.
Beth: Right.
Cid: (sighs) What are we going to do?
Beth: We are suppose to stay in bed all day!
Cloud: (pushing his bed along using a broom to push himself) Hey! Look at me!
The bed is a gondala-AH!!! (falls
down the stairs)
Vincent: (opening his eyes) Watch out for the....
Beth: (closes her eyes as she hears the crash) Stairs....
Cid: (looks at the group) Nope, no brain damage.
Yuffie: (sits on Aeris'
bed) So, who won the fight?
Aeris and Tifa mumble a
lot.
Yuffie: I did? Thank you!
Aeris and Tifa mumble
angrily.
Vincent: (sighs) At least I landed on something soft!
Beth: (groans as she turns her head to look at him) I had something hard land
on me!
Cid: What?
Beth: Vincent's big........er....... arm!
Vincent: Hush! Your metal arm nearly cut me in half.
Beth: (reaches over and cuts the string that is holding Vincent's flesh arm
above his head, the string snaps and his arm crashes onto the bed)
Vincent: (yelps in pain, hits the morphine button and relaxes) Ahh....
Beth: (hits her own button)
Aeris and Tifa: (already
had their morphine and are now asleep)
Barret: Now wha'?
Cid: I don't know...
Nanaki: (comes out of the bathroom) Don't eat the tuna fish.
Cid: What tuna fish?
Nanaki: The tuna fish the crew served last night...
Cid: That wasn't Tuna fish...
Nanaki: (turns and runs back into the bathroom,
hurling noises are heard)
Cloud: (at the bottom of the stairs) Help...............hello? I am in a little
pain here................... someone? Anyone?...............ouch............I
think I am bleeding internally!
(End Fifteen minutes #1)
