Human Lula
By: Crazie Isha
Isha Notes: The first (and my first) Dave the Barbarian fic! What's it about you ask? Chuckles the Silly Piggy uses his amulet to destroy Dave's enchanted sword Lula so that he couldn't use her against him, but the power
Chuckles used against her turned her into a human...
Chapter 1
(Narrator) "This tale begins in Udrogoth as usual... The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave are in battle once again."
"And now Dave the Barbarian... I will destroy your enchanted sword with my amulet!" Chuckles said, laughing evilly.
(Narrator) "Hold it Chuckles, I thought Isha already explained that in her notes."
"Shush you wacko voice from out of no where! Do you expect me, the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy to listen to a crazy teenager like Isha?" said Chuckles. "Now, as I was saying; I SHALL DESTROY YOUR ENCHANTED SWORD!" So, as Chuckles was using the magical powers of his amulet, Lula was using her powers against Chuckles, there was a giant flash of blue light. Then Lula was on the ground, all broken apart.
"Bwahahaha! I told you I wouldn't fail on my quest to destroy you Dave the Barbarian!" Chuckles chuckled. Then he used his amulet to disappear. (Lol, Chuckles chuckled... ok... back to the story)
"LULA! SHE'S BEEN KILLED!" Dave yelled sadly
"Uh Dave... Swords don't die..." Candy said.
"Well... at least we won't have to listen to her nag and complain constantly..." Uncle Oswidge whispered to Fang, Candy, and Faffy; who all agreed with him.
(Narrator) "Later that night, the broken sword began to glow again. This time, when the glow faded away, a human emerged. And she scared the life out of Dave, go figure..."
"AHHHHHHH!! WEIRD STRANGE PERSON IN MY ROOM! AHHHHHHH!" Dave screamed.
"David, what is your problem? It's Lula!"
"But Lula... DIED!" Dave cried. "And besides... she's a sword..."
"Actually... I am the same Lula. I never died... And anyways, swords don't die you moron..."
"IT IS YOU LULA! Because she always tells me I'm a moron!" Dave cheered. "Well, I think it is. How can I know it's the real you?"
"Do you want me to start my list of the stupid things you do?" Lula asked.
"No, that's ok... I believe you!" Dave giggled a little bit.
"DAVE! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" Fang screamed. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
(Isha) "So, the first chapter ends here... pretty dumb of me to end it in the middle of no where... I know nobody will probably like it because I don't know a lot of Dave the Barbarian fans on Fanfiction.net. Well... Enjoy I guess... It's weird of me to start a new fan fiction after ...a long, long time! And I bet you can tell it's been awhile... this is my worst fan fiction ever!"
By: Crazie Isha
Isha Notes: The first (and my first) Dave the Barbarian fic! What's it about you ask? Chuckles the Silly Piggy uses his amulet to destroy Dave's enchanted sword Lula so that he couldn't use her against him, but the power
Chuckles used against her turned her into a human...
Chapter 1
(Narrator) "This tale begins in Udrogoth as usual... The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave are in battle once again."
"And now Dave the Barbarian... I will destroy your enchanted sword with my amulet!" Chuckles said, laughing evilly.
(Narrator) "Hold it Chuckles, I thought Isha already explained that in her notes."
"Shush you wacko voice from out of no where! Do you expect me, the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy to listen to a crazy teenager like Isha?" said Chuckles. "Now, as I was saying; I SHALL DESTROY YOUR ENCHANTED SWORD!" So, as Chuckles was using the magical powers of his amulet, Lula was using her powers against Chuckles, there was a giant flash of blue light. Then Lula was on the ground, all broken apart.
"Bwahahaha! I told you I wouldn't fail on my quest to destroy you Dave the Barbarian!" Chuckles chuckled. Then he used his amulet to disappear. (Lol, Chuckles chuckled... ok... back to the story)
"LULA! SHE'S BEEN KILLED!" Dave yelled sadly
"Uh Dave... Swords don't die..." Candy said.
"Well... at least we won't have to listen to her nag and complain constantly..." Uncle Oswidge whispered to Fang, Candy, and Faffy; who all agreed with him.
(Narrator) "Later that night, the broken sword began to glow again. This time, when the glow faded away, a human emerged. And she scared the life out of Dave, go figure..."
"AHHHHHHH!! WEIRD STRANGE PERSON IN MY ROOM! AHHHHHHH!" Dave screamed.
"David, what is your problem? It's Lula!"
"But Lula... DIED!" Dave cried. "And besides... she's a sword..."
"Actually... I am the same Lula. I never died... And anyways, swords don't die you moron..."
"IT IS YOU LULA! Because she always tells me I'm a moron!" Dave cheered. "Well, I think it is. How can I know it's the real you?"
"Do you want me to start my list of the stupid things you do?" Lula asked.
"No, that's ok... I believe you!" Dave giggled a little bit.
"DAVE! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" Fang screamed. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
(Isha) "So, the first chapter ends here... pretty dumb of me to end it in the middle of no where... I know nobody will probably like it because I don't know a lot of Dave the Barbarian fans on Fanfiction.net. Well... Enjoy I guess... It's weird of me to start a new fan fiction after ...a long, long time! And I bet you can tell it's been awhile... this is my worst fan fiction ever!"