Hello! I know all of you people who have read my other story (The Chronicles of Wisdom) will probably say, "Hey, why did you make this instead of writing another chapter?" well my answer is I was looking through some of my older stories and after deciding to put my random "Scramble in the Catacombs" (coming soon) up on fanfiction, I thought, well why not do the Commercial too? Just be forewarned. This is probably only good for teens and older because it's…well you'll find out. Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans. I do own the vacuum though. (I thank one of my friends for the name even if she doesn't like it.)
TEEN TITANS COMMERCIAL
Raven: (in monotone) "Gosh, this place is so dirty."
Beast Boy: "Yeah! It could use some sprucing up!"
Raven: (again monotone) "Oh, but how do we do that?"
"I'll show you!" says a voice.
Beast Boy: "Who's that?"
Raven: (monotone) "What is that?"
Robin: It's me, Super Clean Man!"
(Robin swings into the room with a shower cap and a loincloth on. Raven looks very frightened. Beast Boy laughs.)
Robin: "Make everything clean with Bethany Bonanza! It's the best and newest vacuum cleaner in stores now! It can clean everywhere! Even the ceiling! Here, give it a try!"
(Robin hands the vacuum to Raven.)
Raven: "There is no way I'm using this thing until Robin puts some clothes on."
Star: (walks in completely naked) "Who needs clothes?"
END COMMERCIAL
Excuse the shortness please.