Before you read, I have to say this.
This is an SYOC.
Not an ordinary one, though.
It's gonna be the worst SYOC ever.
One composed of Mary Sues and Gary Stus and lots of Wapanese and horrible plot design.
Intrigued?
Then read on.
"Hai" I texted to my secret operative
"Hello there boss." they replied.
"R u don with erasing ther memores"
"Yes ma'am."
"K"
"Is that all?"
"ya go get them and lock dem up naow"
"Yes ma'm."
"bring me mah cofe to"
"How do you want your coffee?"
"5 paxs of suger and 3 of dose litl crem containr things"
"Alright. Have a nice afternoon."
"u 2"
OMG I WAS SO GONNA MAKE THOSE STUDENTS DESPAIRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
NYAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
A few rules for submission:
1. I am not picky at all. However, I will reject your character if they seem too...real. Normal. Send me stupid and cliche.
2. No canon talents, but variants (Hip Hop Dancer insetad of Traditional Dancer) and Gender bend (Prince rather than Princess) is okay. No Hope, Lucky Student, or Despair.
3. No being related to canon characters...please.
4. Have fun! Don't put too much thought into these nutjobs!
Note: I am looking for 7 boys and 7 girls. I have chosen the protagoinist already. You may recognize her from DA BEST DANGAN RONAP STORY EVA. Mikako Sanada. Ew.
(Form also in profile)
Name:
Age: (Minimum: 14 Maximum: As old as time)
Gender: (I'll accept anything)
Ultimate/SHSL: (Bad example: Chess master. Good Example: Kawaii Desu Cosplayer)
Personality: (List traits. Make them very shallow and horrible. 1 Dimensional.)
Appearance: (As insane as possible. Natural rainbow hair? Go for it! Color-change eyes? YES!)
Clothes: (Bright, crazy, stupid, giant ice cream cone, whatever works for you.)
Quotes: (Gimme some idea how they speak. Wapanese? Go for it! Horrible grammar? Emoticons ^_^? Yes please!)
Murderer or Victim?:
Why is your character considered cliche or bad?: (Please tell me. I want to know why I should accept your horrible abomination.)
That's all folks! I look forward to receiving your pieces of crap characters!
-Skye